Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

Google image link please?

Re: Willow -- the director's cut
 

I call bullshit. Any big-dick-hanging-below-your-knees playa knows that the phrase is "tag teamed."

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

For the record, I'm not a woman. But thanks for the advice.

Sherlock "John" Holmes
 

It's the subtle stuff that usually gives Penske away.

CDF

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

It was meant for ABBA, but hey. You're in touch with your feminine side.

CDF

Re: Willow -- the director's cut
 

fat oprah, or fit?

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 

if you PM me the mom's phone number Penske and I will talk to her about stuff.

Re: Willow -- the director's cut
 

To be honest, I am disinterested in grammer. :o

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

I thought full figured was a compliment.....

Anyhoo, not sure if this will be helpful, having said that, perhaps this be helpful....

15 Signs You're Meant to Be Together

trying to be more helpful like Hank,

p

Re: Willow -- the director's cut
 

Phat and fit to be tied up!

Re: Willow -- the director's cut
 

i'd marry oprah, and she could still fuck stedman. BUT I'd get $55 million if I stayed married to her for two years, and i could fuck models, and she'd have to help me get dates. Plus, no kids.

i know it's unrealistic to hope that will happen- I'd need big tits like adder to make that go.

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

He talked me into getting pregnant. He told me he was committed to me and asked me to conceive his child.

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

I've been away most of the last 5-6 years, so please pardon this question -- did you guys get married, and you're now divorced/separated?

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

We were engaged when he came home and told me he was cheating and leaving. So we did not get married.

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

Ouch. I'm sorry. Words aren't really adequate for that.

CDF

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

Thank your lucky stars!

Understandably, you are angry that he talked you into -- that you let him talk you into -- having a baby when you never wanted to have children. You're furious because the only reason you did it is that he convinced you -- you let him convince you -- that he was committed. But get the fuck over it. It's irrelevant. Sperm met egg, they handed you the baby, and you became a mother. Like almost every other mother on earth, you're in it regardless of what happens with or to your partner or your partnership.

Deal with it as if he died. The man you wanted him to be is dead. The fantasy is dead. Grieve and move on. If not for yourself, for your daughter. Like barely said, she is the only victim here. Clearly, you love her very much. Get it together. It is the ONLY thing you are allowed to do. You are NOT ALLOWED to let your life spiral out of control because you are angry that you got talked into having a kid. You are NOT ALLOWED to hold onto that anger because it will affect your child. Do you hear me? NOT. FUCKING. ALLOWED.

And get a restraining order.

Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

Apropos of nothing, I quite like the "McDouche" moniker.

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

NB, you must think she should give him another chance right? or is it only people that post here that can't be ignored over their past bad acts*.


*besides me, because of course it's ok to criticize me for doing the same stuff everyone else does, because, well, I'm me.

for Less
 

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

Hank, if you are talking about the comments I made on the Politics board during the last presidential campaign regarding your youth basketball coaching and some race-based attacks on Obama, I've apologized on the board and via PM. If you're still pissed at me, so be it (and I guess I can't really blame you for it), but I'm not sure what you would like me to do to fix it. Maybe your solution is to just call me a hypocrite when the mood strikes you.

If you're talking about something else, please feel free to explain.

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

I wasn't talking about that- there are socks that give every other sock slack for "fag" jokes but roast me is i call someone girly. BUT you did chastise Ty@50 for being mean to Gattigap.

Re: for Less
 

aren't vampires resurrected?

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

My Imaginary Little Sister ncs usually covers the homophobia issues. These days, I try to limit my nicey-niceness to defending those deemed Not Attractive by TM.

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

So you're not going to defend those deemed emotionally retarded by b_l?

Re: for Less
 

I think they are undead instead of no-longer-dead.

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

thank you for the refocusing. NotBob, can we criticize the guy who had sex with abba, besides from jealousy?

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

You had me at "hello."

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

Every day but today the "girly" thing doesn't bug me as a gay thing, but as a "girls are somehow substandard to boys" thing. As a girl, I take offense to that.

Today, though, someone came out to me as about to start the process of transitioning from male to female*, so, today, it's a queer thing.


*Her wife is ridiculously understanding.

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

He's an ex(?)-crack-addict who moved in with her bc his lease ran out, talked her into having his baby, cheated on her and left her while she was pregnant and they were engaged, and stalks her so that she can't date anybody else. What's not to like? Why on earth wouldn't she continue to fuck this guy's brains out?

Abba, do you have good, honest, close friends who you have asked for advice? Family that loves you and wants the best for you? Do any of these people advise you to get back together with McDouche? Seriously, what happened in your childhood to fuck you up this much? Because this level of self-destruction doesn't come from nowhere and you seem like you are an intellectually bright person and obviously you are capable of finding a better mate. So seriously, what's the deal? Why do you only date alcoholics and drug addicts who treat you like shit? And why do I get the feeling I'm typing words that have already been said to you a million times by people who are close to you and want the best for you?

I need to go to bed and stop being so upset over how people I don't even know manage to fuck up their lives.

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

Let me suggest something, abba needs to feel better about herself, and I say that as a graduate of a college psychology class. perhaps the best thing we can do to move abba back to feeling the confidence she should feel is TMBD3?

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

Don't get me started.

Re: for Less
 

Thanks! Proof Jesus was an imaginary blood-sucking, undead, construct.

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

Am I alone in reading these words and thinking, "Now, there's a combination nouns and verbs you never see next to one another"?

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

How can you not like vodka?

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

I suspect he meant he disliked vodka, not that he unliked vodka.

This point is moot.
 

If we could re-activate the search function, I could find where Less and I each tried to talk you into getting unpregnant.

Re: On a "need to know" basis
 

Barely's right. For the sake of your daughter -- who is very cute, BTW, and I'm a bit of an expert in such things -- please have the self-respect to have nothing to do with a man capable of such a thing. I do not think you have yet fully comprehended that his being a shitbag to you is quite minor in comparison to the shitbag he has already been, and will always and inevitably prove himself to be, to your daughter. The best possible gift you can give your daughter is to date, fall in love with, and marry a man incapable of doing what you have described.

Re: Willow -- the director's cut
 

Exactly, Oprah's got some big titties, no?

Re: Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
 

[true story] several years back, a year or two after my last true story, I was in the Chi for a few days for the business. Out with some IBer types (investors in clients) at a succession of martini bars. Conservatively I would say I had somewhere around a dozen large martinis plus some other drinks plus some shots. Since that evening I have been able to say, without any self doubt or embarrassment that I do not like vodka. Done. Finito. Never say yes again. Sorry.[/true story]

Re: for Less
 

According to post Bram Stoker vampire mythology, yes, but the folk belief in vampires probably varies enough to make them similar enough to zombies that the distinction is a minor one. A plausible explanation of how a belief in vampires came about, at least under Eastern Mediterranean burial practices. I don't know whether Scandinavian or British or French burial practices made similar discoveries of "alive" dead people less likely so there wasn't as much of a mythos there. Maybe mass graves were less common, or shrouding was déclassé. It sure as hell wasn't because British oral hygiene was best-in-class.