Ultimate
 

Before, the pleasure was very little -- it wasn't intended to have anything to do with your grandparents, it was merely contrasting the attitude people have about the presumed eating habits of fat people they don't know versus the eating habits of people they know and like.

Now, the pleasure is in watching you get all bent out of shape. But I'll let it go for the moment; even I think it's getting tedious. Someone's going to break out the dead fucking horse's shit shoveler sock in a minute or two.

Must See TV
 

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.html

Premieres at 9pm Thursday on Fox
"101 Things Removed From the Human Body"

A couple of select quotes

"It's one thing when a 2-by-4 gets picked up in a hurricane and it hits you in the head," Schotz says. "When you start getting into handlebars and Ivory soap, it gets more complicated." :eek:

"There are a lot of orifices in the human body, and there are a lot of accidents that happen," Schotz says. "We've spent years compiling this show. ... Sometimes you'd just come across a picture that would just stop you, and you'd go, 'That's so wrong."'

In the Garden of Eden
 

Don't be so quick to discount MmmBop.

Mmmbop Lyrics
Hanson
Middle Of Nowhere


You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all this pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
And they're gone so fast
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they'll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care
Can you tell me who will still care

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
It's a secret no one knows

In an mmm bop they're gone, in an mmm bop they're not there
In an mmm bop they're gone, in an mmm bop they're not there
Until you lose your hair
But you don't care

Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du

Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know
Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose?

Can you tell me which flower's going to grow?
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/hanson/mmmbop.html

Ultimate
 

Feel free to defend. The fun is in watching you get upset over it, dumbass. And I guarantee, the more of an issue you make it, the more of an FBism it will become. Your dirty, skanky grandma and half-witted grandpa are already FB punch lines, so good luck.

Thurgreed(although now it sounds to me like you just want the attention)Marshall

In the Garden of Eden
 

Yes. much more tolerable than a 15 minute guitar solo.

"This sounds like rock and/or roll"

In the Garden of Eden
 

The difference is in the reaction you got from yor mama (or NFH's grandmama) when you blasted the stuff up in your room. Iron Butterfly gave more rectilinear old folks heart attacks than any other band. That's why they'll never be them again; it's just not possible to use music to such effect today.

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The truly bizarre are the self-inflicted. A friend of mine was telling me about some of the cases she saw in the ER when she was doing her residency. Toy boats, potatoes, grapefruits. The foreceps apparently come into use a lot in the ER.

In the Garden of Eden
 

My rhymes were better than that shit!
Comparitively they seem quite legit.
Old dreams I fondly now recall,
Maybe I DO have a future in the business after all!

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I think the removal of these objects is kind of a right of passage during residency. I heard similar stories invovling Crown Royal bottles and 8 ft. of garden hose. I 'd imagine the excuses they hear are entertaining as well.

Ultimate
 

For the love of Mike, if you are going to participate PAY ATTENTION. Her grandma is fat like the goodyear blimp, and her grandpa is impotent. I believe that grandpa may also be fat but I'm not positive.

In the Garden of Eden
 

Hah! Shows what you know. My room was downstairs, not "up" anywhere. And I got NO reaction from my mama because I did not even have a radio in my room, let alone blast filthy lyrics by a band named the same as a cocktail. So there. Leave me and my mama out of this. Also, I do not know NFH's grandmama, but I doubt they could afford a radio, you heartless piece of poop.

In the Garden of Eden
 

Which part of the solo would you have edited? Butcher!

meanwhile
 

Nude bikers rally in Tennessee.

(spree: it's CNN -- what do you expect?)

Must See TV
 

A million to one, doc, a million to one.

In the Garden of Eden
 

No, no. I'd edit the 3 minutes of Mmmbops, leaving the song at, oh, about 17 seconds.

The 3-minute single version of Innagaddadavida kind of misses the point, no?