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NotFromHere 10-14-2005 04:53 PM
Freaky
 
Cat named 5 toes, born with 2 tongues.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1014/5097518.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1014/5097553_240X180.jpg

A cat in Dobson, N.C., is believed to be the only cat in the world with two tongues, according to a Local 6 News report.

The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.

Not from the Onion

Flinty_McFlint 10-14-2005 04:53 PM
Flip your wig
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And Bob shook my hand twice in the bar after the show. I feel all Str8 and shit.
Funny, sounds like the contrary.

NotFromHere 10-14-2005 04:57 PM
Voltron
 
For your Friday entertainment.

Voltron Breakdance

NotFromHere 10-14-2005 04:59 PM
Do y'all know
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
... that according to Harriet Miers, GWB was the

best.
governor.
ever.

Forgive me if I'm late to this party, but this is too funny.
Those cards were great! Fantastic! This country is lucky to have him for President!

I doubted him at first, but Sebby was right. She's pining for pole.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 10-14-2005 05:00 PM
Flip your wig
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Funny, sounds like the contrary.
Sr8, and yet oh-so-notStr8.

LessinSF 10-14-2005 05:01 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ETAA - I can't believe I missed that. I am still reeling from Sebby/ABBA palooza. Good times.
So who won the vodka-fueled lottery?

Shape Shifter 10-14-2005 05:02 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
So who won the vodka-fueled lottery?
Screw that. I want to know who won the dick-sucking contest, and what the prize was.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Taltos
As a side note, I saw the Sound of Music at the Warner staring Greg Brady!

Eggcellent talent.


(I also saw The Graduate with Morgan Fairchild. Some live nudity, but the lighting sucked)
Septapussy.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-14-2005 05:04 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Screw that. I want to know who won the dick-sucking contest, and what the prize was.
the prize was more dick.

spookyfish 10-14-2005 05:05 PM
Freaky
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Cat named 5 toes, born with 2 tongues.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1014/5097518.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1014/5097553_240X180.jpg

A cat in Dobson, N.C., is believed to be the only cat in the world with two tongues, according to a Local 6 News report.

The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.

Not from the Onion
Dude, this is way freakier (and nastier). A website of cat facial deformities.

You have been warned. . .

http://www.messybeast.com/freak-face.htm

(Spree: Duh)

Shape Shifter 10-14-2005 05:06 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the prize was more dick.
That's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

sunnybunny 10-14-2005 05:07 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I really, really hope you realize this is from the Onion.

TM

yes sir, I read it diligently.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:09 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Screw that. I want to know who won the dick-sucking contest, and what the prize was.
Oh, my... I can't even recall... More White Russians than a bachelorette party...









Weed's jaw has to be killing him.

spookyfish 10-14-2005 05:13 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, my... I can't even recall... More White Russians than a bachelorette party...









Weed's jaw has to be killing him.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...ebowski128.jpg

And they peed on his fucking rug. . .

ThurgreedMarshall 10-14-2005 05:14 PM
Freaky
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Dude, this is way freakier (and nastier). A website of cat facial deformities.

You have been warned. . .

http://www.messybeast.com/freak-face.htm

(Spree: Duh)
If I could get a cat with duplicated ears, I would have to.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 10-14-2005 05:18 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
yes sir, I read it diligently.
Are you sure your new boyfriend didn't send you the link?

And how was Savion?

TM

futbol fan 10-14-2005 05:19 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Weed's jaw has to be killing him.
My jaw? Nah, you punch like a pussy.

But you suck dick like a champ.

futbol fan 10-14-2005 05:21 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...ebowski128.jpg

And they peed on his fucking rug. . .
Outable picture. RT?

ThurgreedMarshall 10-14-2005 05:21 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Weed's jaw has to be killing him.
And he's got nothing to blame it on. O'Douls swiggin' punk.

TM

Shape Shifter 10-14-2005 05:22 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Outable picture. RT?
Nope. She's more Christina Ricci.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:28 PM
Do y'all know
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Those cards were great! Fantastic! This country is lucky to have him for President!

I doubted him at first, but Sebby was right. She's pining for pole.
She's a 58 YEAR OLD VIRGIN! That thing's drier than your father's little league catcher's mitt. She's got to be sexually warped beyond even my comprehension. 43 years of nothing but onanism... My God. She's probably had sex with everything remotely phallic in the home that hasn't been bolted down... I enjoy the masturbation as much as the next cat, but I'm a bit skeeved about the highest court in the land having a member who's probably thought in her more desperate moments about kneeling in front of the neighbor's Great Dane in Springtime.

Then again, I could imagine such a Good Christian Twist getting involved in soime wierd sexual shit with her boss...

"Heh, heh, Harry... it ain't cheatin' if we don't touch each other... Jeb calls these, uh... facials... heh, heh"*

* Nod, of course, to Jon Stewart...

futbol fan 10-14-2005 05:32 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And he's got nothing to blame it on. O'Douls swiggin' punk.

TM
It's magically delicious!

futbol fan 10-14-2005 05:33 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nope. She's more Christina Ricci.
Fag.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:33 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
My jaw? Nah, you punch like a pussy.

But you suck dick like a champ.
Ahhh, still getting misty about those days when you held the title...

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:35 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And he's got nothing to blame it on. O'Douls swiggin' punk.

TM
He sucked all that dick sober?

Fuck... thats TMI. All the romance, its gone now.

futbol fan 10-14-2005 05:35 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ahhh, still getting misty about those days when you held the title...
It's just dusty in here, that's all.

baltassoc 10-14-2005 05:36 PM
Do y'all know
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's probably had sex with everything remotely phallic in the home that hasn't been bolted down...
I'm not sure why things bolted down wouldn't get a workout, too.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:38 PM
Do y'all know
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
I'm not sure why things bolted down wouldn't get a workout, too.
She has spindly forearms. Doesn't look like much of a climber.

Shape Shifter 10-14-2005 05:39 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Fag.

No, I just wanted to win something.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:40 PM
Things I Hate
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
"Thats not a knife. This is a knife..."

"I see you know how to play 'knifey spoony.' Well, allright then..."

sunnybunny 10-14-2005 05:40 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you sure your new boyfriend didn't send you the link?

And how was Savion?

TM
Vivaldi part was awesome. Jazz set at end sucked ass. I never would have pegged it that way. Asian stringed instrument players just can't improvise.


My new slam piece probably doesn't even know how to click on a link, let alone send one. He still can't figure out how to send text messages. I doubt he's reading the onion. but, he's hung like a horse AND doesn't collect lunchboxes, so he's at least two up on the old bf, so we forgive him.

Shape Shifter 10-14-2005 05:42 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
Vivaldi part was awesome. Jazz set at end sucked ass. I never would have pegged it that way. Asian stringed instrument players just can't improvise.


My new slam piece probably doesn't even know how to click on a link, let alone send one. He still can't figure out how to send text messages. I doubt he's reading the onion. but, he's hung like a horse AND doesn't collect lunchboxes, so he's at least two up on the old bf, so we forgive him.

I thought you already had a horse.


"We"?

baltassoc 10-14-2005 05:44 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you already had a horse.


"We"?
The horse is a mare?

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:45 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you already had a horse.

"We"?
$5000.00.

But I have to film it.

sunnybunny 10-14-2005 05:46 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought you already had a horse.


"We"?
Eight to be precise. 8 horses.

We...humanity.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-14-2005 05:46 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter

"We"?
Whoa. Heavy. sb might be a paigow sock that one of paigow's alternate personalities covertly created.

sebastian_dangerfield 10-14-2005 05:47 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
The horse is a mare?
$2000.00

But she has to get her whole head in...

Shape Shifter 10-14-2005 05:48 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
The horse is a mare?
I wasn't aware that sunny was that way, nttawwt, but I guess she's using her relationship as cover. I was wondering why she was dating a stupid gay man. I just hope she and nfh don't become the new you/RT of the board.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-14-2005 05:50 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
$5000.00.

But I have to film it.
Too late. We all got that email of the chick blowing the horse back in 1998.

baltassoc 10-14-2005 05:53 PM
This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I just hope she and nfh don't become the new you/RT of the board.
I believe there's already a line for that honor, just waiting to become public.


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