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I have an inexplicable hatred for MJH. She is just so not attractive, so not talented, and as ever present in made for TV movies as Meredith Baxter Birney. Hate her.

He may have been talking about those traitors to the male sex who go out on a second date with a chick even though she didn't put out on the first. Frigid bitches.

britney pic
 

I think the major problem is she'll never be able to out-do her tarty-little-Catholic-schoolgirl outfit from her first video. Unless maybe she tries the tarty-French-maid or tarty-tight-bloused-nurse thing...

p(shouldn't have played the fetish card so early)j

AI voting
 

Maybe it's a time zone thing. Maybe more people on the East coast are voting? If you are voting after 24 your time, then I think that would be 11:00 my time, which is too late for me to vote (can only vote for two hours after the show). The only time I tried voting was 10:00 Eastern which would be 9:00 Central so there were two time zones that could vote -- maybe that's why the lines were busy. If I vote next week I'll try to vote around 9:30 Eastern time and see what happens.

did that make any sense at all?

Egads
 

MBB was quite hot back when she was twenty.

AI voting
 

Sure, but 24 concludes at 9 central (10 on the east coast), and we get the show the same time you do. I think the only time zone that rebroadcasts for primetime is the west.

Egads
 

Hell, I would have hit that back in her "Family Ties" days. The bloom had come off the rose when she started the "Please Don't Take My Baby," "Give Me Back My Baby," "Where Are You Going With My Baby?", "For the Love of God, Where's My Baby?" Lifetime movie-of-the-week stage of her career.

Next you'll be telling us that Hayley Mills was once a great beauty.

And yet, oddly, I would still bang MTM. For old times' sake.

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I watched that for the first time last night, and his scam on Pink had me rolling on the floor.

not7y(I heart Pink)S

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What makes you fun to read is that interesting mixture of naughty and nice -- fantasizing about banging the good girls that piss off Less by not putting out right away.;)

I'll take Beer for $100, Alex
 

I note that neither Meredith Baxter Birney, Hayley Mills, nor Mary Tyler Moore have been in my kitchen.

AI voting
 

hm, that make sense. so why can't I get through? Maybe it's a conspiracy to keep me from pumping up the votes for everyone but Josh! The military is in on this --I'm sure they have the technology to keep me from getting through the phone lines of the people who can actually sing! Bastards!

They must not be on to you yet -- keep voting and I won't tell anyone that you don't love Josh -- Semper Fi!

Ambiguity
 

Slave, you haven't responded to my question. Should I assume that your question was a gratuitious insult, or look forward to tips on how to make my posts more feminine?

r(or is it masculine?)p

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I had heard that that's how you do it. MTM strikes me as a bit old-fashioned for that, though, and "normal" might be a better approach.

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That was a good one... If you liked that one, watch for the Justin Timberlake episode. Classic.

The budget for that show seems pretty high (they do a spoof commercial on that subject on Mtv now). The one where they got another Escalade and pimped it out like the one owned by Wilmer whatever-his-name-is of That 70s Show, just so they could smash it up was pretty extreme.

n(Pink didn't take any shit)cs

AI voting
 

I have not, but will vote for the deserving winner, Ruben. I likely will not obsessively compulsively redial if I get a busy signal though.

AI voting
 

I'm with Xena. Josh must go and that cause is worth a couple phone calls. I thought Simon was going to have a stroke when Ruben was in the bottom 2 instead of Josh. I don't know what he'd have done if Ruben had been voted out -- probably called for an investigation of vote fixing.

AI voting
 

Thus proving how badly Clay sucks. Are we in a country full of Abbas that the vibrating elf queen has never been in the bottom (as opposed to just being the bottom which I am sure he has)? This would explain the popularity of Justin Timberlake.

I may now have to vote for everyone but Clay, a lot. Except Josh.

Ambiguity
 

It is a compliment. He just doesn't know whether it is ok to be attracted to you or not.

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Don't be so sure. She flashed me her tits once. Indeed, she flashed them at everyone who saw "Flirting With Disaster," a movie that did for finding one's birth parents what "The Office" did for, well, going to work. And she told Letterman that she used to call Dick van Dyke "Penis Van Lesbian" around the set, although admittedly this sounds like a strained effort to be cool based on a joke one got by e-mail.

C'mon, wouldn't it do your heart good to think that Laura Petrie was a big skank? That every night she grabbed Rob by those ears and rode his face like a dime store pony?

Fun article
 

Sounds German.

AI voting
 

Isn't the entire concept of AI geared toward the ABBAs of the world?

Ambiguity
 

Because I always assumed you were a guy until the "penis - giggle" comment.

Guys don't giggle at small penises. We may giggle that god played a joke on some puny bastard, but we never actually look at the the dude's small thing and giggle.

not7yS

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No. My heart would explode with lust, if it didn't merely wind down slowly in disenchantment first.

Oh, Rob . . .

Egads
 

Um, translation of "punk'd", please, for the tragically unhip among us (ok, maybe that's only me, but still...)

Ambiguity
 

So you must not have caught the entire discussion of her robust puppies? Seems like that would have caught your attention.

n(sorry if you wanted to string slave along longer)cs

Egads
 

Punk'd is an Mtv show run by Ashton Krutcher where he goes out and runs Candid Camera type scams on his celebrity friends. It also has some not-celebrity bits (including Valet Stand pranks and the like).

n(Candid Camera for whatever generation comes after gen y)cs

"Spike" TV?
 

Such giggling could lead to Puny-tive damages. I seem to recall a lawsuit by Don Johnson against a surgeon who, while said Johnson was anesthetized (sp??) lifted the gown and remarked to those also in the room that "Johnson's Johnson was smaller than John's son's" or something like that.

AI voting
 

The whole thing is chicken egg isnt it? You mass produce a bunch of crap and the masses eat whatever is thrown at them. There was a time when good music used to be popular bc that was what was thrown at the masses. Or it bc the masses have shit taste so they throw shit music their way?

Perhaps AI proves that it is not chicken egg. If Josh wins, we know american has not taste. If Clay wins, we know America has no taste (or is all a bunch of closet showtune, elton john lovers) so it doesnt matter what you throw out there. if Ruben or Kim wins, then America does have taste and good music, espeiclaly the blues, should be presented to the people.

or maybe everyone just got so used to shitty corporate canned music that they lost their taste.

I am getting confused. maybe thats bc I am a paigow adrift in a sea of abbas. oy.

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No, it most definitely would not. No sexual images of Dick Van Dyke are allowed!

That reminds me . . . many moons ago I went on a couple of dates with this guy who was smart and funny and nice and not bad looking, but I could not have been less attracted to him. I tried to figure out why there was no zing (as if it matters!) and then a friend pointed out that he looked like Dick Van Dyke. That was definitely it. Plus, he was too nice.

"Spike" TV?
 

Wouldn't this suit have turned into a squicky Michael Jackson "look at this, it's not what he said!" scenario?

Should've just claimed "shrinkage."

;)

AI voting
 

It is all a matter of what appeals to you and what doesn't. I really don't care what you like to listen to. I just get really irritated with people who proclaim that everyone who likes something different from what they like has "shit taste."

I am happy that I have easy access to the music I like to listen to. And that I will never run into paigow at a concert.

AI voting
 

I suspect you might never run into anyone over the age of fifteen at a concert.

I can see you are still pissed that I thought Tina Fabulous cannot win the Bachelor bc she said she is classy. that wasnt personal to you. i have no clue whatsoever what you are like besdies your taste in music.

Ambiguity
 

What I like about this post is that it naturally leads the reader to the conclusion that you do not have a small penis.

r(giggling)p

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

If it takes this much to be King of the Geeks, I bet MR never takes your title.

TM

AI spoilers
 

Justin is black? I thought he was just tan last night (I didn't watch last season at all). If he had sung R&B last season, people would have been wondering why that white boy was singing R&B. Or do you think maybe they'd have figured out he was black and voted him out?

Bite your tongue.

Hi all:

I'm just stopping in to compare notes and thank Paigow for the Stilla reccommendation. Love the convertible eye color and liquid makeup. Also wanted to make a quick thumbs up for Trish Mc Evoy. Love the lip gloss, the essential lip pencils. The concealer is the best I've tried and the powder makes you look evened out. My "charger" compact is pretty cool. The brush is tres luxe.

Still using Kiehl's for a cleanser looking for other recommendations for a cleanser and a scrub. Paigow had mentioned BeneFit? pineapple?

I am also looking for black loafer flats. I tried dept stores and they didn't have my size for the Franco Sarto shoes and the Aigner [sp] which I am not crazy about either, the nine west did not have my size. Ann Taylor didnt' have my size either. I guess 7 and 1/2 for shoes is popular.

Regards,
PPNYC

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"Too nice"? You see, it's precisely that kind of negative mentality that forces nice boys to live as creepy recluses, listening to albums alone, amassing enormous gun collections and eventually staging unsuccessful assassination attempts to impress aloof lesbian child actresses.

If I tell you I'm not very nice, will you bring your robust puppies to come visit me here at St. Elizabeth's?

"Too nice." Sheesh.

Ambiguity
 

Keep in mind that disparaging small peni is much like claiming to be classy.

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

If he had coded that himself, you could be impressed.

More AI
 

An amusing summary of last night's events:

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=121309

My favorite line: "Simon seems genuinely angry, perhaps because he fears what would happen if his label had to produce a whole album of country songs catered to Josh's half-octave range."

Vanessa posed naked for PETA? I must have missed that one. Please, no one google and post pictures.