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Well, it was obviously a ruse. There are no stupid gay men. They're all brilliant witty bastards, who spit quips in Paul Lynde affectations... Gays and brains are like Asians and lack of improvisation with string instruments. Ever see a Gay Mongoloid drooling over his fuschia overalls? Of course not... That's as unpossible as an Asian Jazz Club.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Sweetie, you know I love you, so please don't be offended.

The above is probably not a good simile for you to use.

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

You're thinking inside the box here.

ETA: And in a way, so am I...

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

It does explain the "we" part though - nice that the mare is getting some, too.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Well, since I see gigantic horse dicks on a regular basis, they're a good point of reference to me....but I'll refrain from telling you about the task of horsey sheath cleaning. Fun times.

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

Ssshh. I don't think that Mr Man is quite ready for it to leak out at we are seeing each other.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Speaking of, I was talking to a guy who had seen the video of the guy in Chehalis whose colon was perforated by that horse dick - and he filmed it. You all remember that story right? Well this guy tells me that he's seen some disturbing things in his life, but this, by far, was the most disturbing thing he'd ever seen. He had no idea that horse dicks were so huge, and that he was impressed that this guy had taken so much of it before he died.
EOS.

Nice!
 

Who is in Hawaii today?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....ZeqKZdIORObw--

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

Do I sense that I will be soon be freeing up more space for guitars back at the pad? Maybe I could house the masseuse of Mr. J.D. Fortune.

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

Roasts, chops, or burgers?

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

I would imagine a big baller like you would have a big collection already, and perhaps a Variax 700 in the closet.

return of GA polling?
 

There wasn't a single goddamn thing about this movie that was good except the fact it was about AIDS. Using the Roger Ebert rule that what matters is not what the movie is about, but how it is about that thing, this movie is the Worst. Movie. Ever.

return of GA polling?
 

(a) Nuns give way better head;

(b) Think about it, striver.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Goetse coulda taken it all. AND lived.

Awesome!
 

This seems like a great opportunity now that I'm not practicing law. ~TL


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I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

The collected resin tastes like blue cheese. Its a cowboy delicacy.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Fag.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Fag? You're at work on a Satur...

Fuck. Wait a minute.

Shit. I slept in the office again. Motherf...

Oh, and I've soiled myself as well.

There is no God.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

WTF? You don't bill. Why are you working?

I, on the other hand, would rather be dead. I hate you, work.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Ha. You think its that easy, don't you? I have to actually win the motherfuckers.

ETA: Just scan some boxes and give yourself a 1.2 for doc review. Then throw together two boilerplate motions and give yourself a pair of 1.4s for motion prep. Thats a fair Saturday.

return of GA polling?
 

Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS! x 20

Weekend All Downhill From Here
 

90 minutes of cursing and now? Back to the mines. Fucking Paul Telfer.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Done. 6 hours billed in 35 minutes. Thanks.

Recommended.
 

A recent Fark photoshop contest challenged participants to redesign movie posters so they accurately portray the experience of seeing the movie.

Warning: Contains spoilers of numerous movies, most of which you weren't going to see anyway.

Link. (Spree: All of the photoshops are SFW per usual policy, but other content on Fark website often is NSFW.)

Happiness may be a warm puppy (hi, RP!), but satisfaction is a belly full of expensive steak and cheap red wine while watching your alma mater beat a nationally ranked team from a mutherfuckin' red state with a racist mascot. In HD.

Life is not good, but parts of it are simply excellent.

I hate that team as much as anyone. In fact, I want them to be beaten thoroughly week in, week out, so the coach of the team I like can surpass their coach in total wins.

HOWEVER, to call their mascot racist is pretty damned gay. These bullshit debates about mascots like theirs - created by self-important politically correct pains in the asses with nothing better to do - also insult (and undermine the credibility of the valid claims of) people who suffer actual, real racism.

Until the Padres really live into their mascot and start passing out wafers during the 7th Inning Stretch for a communal mass, and the Lord Jeffs to engage in decadent acts of buggery during halftime*, there is no justice.

*Or the UTEP Miners. I'm not picky.

Downside: You are 17 years old and are a dead ringer for a porn star.

Upside: You are about to turn 18 and are a dead ringer for a porn star.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

So it's true.... lawyers can't do math.

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

Slam piece? Slam piece?

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

Next time I need to pull a stagecoach or get Cinderella to the ball, I know who I'm calling.

eta: I apologize for my impersonation of Atticus... I've been away for the weekend and feel I've got an awful lot to say.

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

I was thinking the same thing... Last I heard that one, somebody was turning up the volume and hollaring "Hey, you'll love this new band... this tune they do called 'But Anyway' fuckin' rocks!"

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

If you didn't have the rule against hanging around people who drive pick up trucks, you might actually see a horse every so often. And anyone who has spent time at www.ratemypoo.com (unless you work in the water dept. legal office- not work friendly) knows how much volume a man's colon can take (or hold)- and it is impressive, believe me.

Nice!
 

Not me, I wish I was, although my view of the Pacific from my room in Santa Cruz is okay too.

Str8 moment: I do know at least 4 people in the underware picture though. Good times good times.

I don't see her much since she started with horses.
 

Also anyone who has stayed at the Ritz-carlton in Cleveland has the same knowledge.

Nice!
 

Unfortunately, it's the guy with the uncolored John 3:16 hair and the three in front of him.

Nice!
 

Perhaps, I will confirm that it is not the one woman I can pick out in that picture. nttawwt. The one on the far right I am unclear on.

This Just In...Glad I passed on those break dancing classes my friend took
 

you didn't know he has been showing us naked pictures of you? secret is out.

How do you figger?

Pick any other race and make them a fuckin' mascot and then ask yourself what that does as far as reinforcing stereotypes, trivializing racist attitudes toward that race and generally just offending the fuck out of a bunch of people.

And why should it not be changed? Because the people who went or go to that school are used to it? Tradition? Kiss my ass.

The St. John's Redmen went to the Red Storm, it didn't affect the school, the players, the fans or the alumni one bit. There was the initial uproar and then they realized it's all the same shit.

It's the people who hang on to these types of things who have problems. And the "real" racism is built on bullshit like this. It's an attitude toward people that manifests itself in many ways. One being, designing your school's fucking mascot after a race of people.

And the Redskins? Are you serious?

"Hey! I'm Native American and I find that offensive."

"Shut the fuck up you oversensitive, PC loser! Come back when you've experienced some real racism. What's the world coming to when we have to be worried about offending some injuns?"

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

TM

The Celts haven't complained about Boston's basketball team. And I haven't heard the Italians complain about the Garden State Wops.