I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

Incidentally, talking about hotmeal & other techie stuff (Kafka, thanks for the info on how to make the penis throb, I knew you could tell me what to do even if I didn't understand it), I am still playing about with my avatar. Please feel free to comment.

Ah, the south.
 

I honestly thought this stuff didn't happen anymore.

(Whites-only prom, and a second one open to everybody.)

Egads
 

I'm sorry, did you say something? Have you seen Slave? And did Thurgreed say he'd be here? Oh, there's Sebby. Gotta go.

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

Luuuuu - cy!

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

The big hair girl is sort of freaking me out, but I like that.

Help me, Rhoda.
 

Apparently, MTM got Atticus just a *little* bit too turned on with her smile.

Oh, and apropos of nothing, I can't believe the hit on the gay mobster didn't make it into the homophobia discussion.

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I saw this photo in some magazine. Doesn't really make sense to me why she did this. She claims to be an animal lover, but is no where near a vegetarian and has a dog or cat or something named "Bacon." She looks better in the photo than I would have expected. She does not look very good in the photo.

AI spoilers
 

Justin is bi-racial. His father is black, his mother is white. Through most of the competition, they only showed him with his mother and his step-family. The last couple of episodes, they had his father who was like the police chief of Atlanta or something in the audience.

Apparently, it's obvious to black people that Justin is black. I can never tell . . . though I hope that's from having grown up in a multi-ethnic extended family (and not from being a complete dumbass).

Even(he was much darker last night)Odds

Ah, the south.
 

A whites-only prom is its own punishment. Fucking retards.

Help me, Rhoda.
 

It's not that big of a deal... If he's a public figure and half-way good looking, I would imagine he gets hit on all the time in clubs and places like that. NTTAWWT

Oh. You mean like "take out a hit on", as in kill?? Never mind.:blush:

Ah, the south.
 

Well, they also have a white class president and a black class president. Not sure how many you have to have to get a class president, else it would be great for college applications "Billy Bob High--Hmong Junior Class President"

Egads
 

What about her made her famous?

She's not hot.

She can't act.

She...okay, that's all I got.

Does she know somebody? Who's her daddy (and mommy)?

TM

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Has anyone ever told you to remove that tremendous stick stuck way up your asshole?

TM

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The ad is subliminally a pro vegetarian message. Eat meat and dairy and you will look like that naked.

Help me, Rhoda.
 

Alas, I was talking about the "Fairy Godfather" headline on today's online edition of Rupert Murdoch's New York Post. Here's a snippet: (for the full story click here)

A Mafia turncoat told a stunned courtroom yesterday how he gunned down his mob boss - because he was gay.
Former DeCavalcante soldier Anthony Capo said the New Jersey-based family - often described as the real-life "Sopranos" - feared they would be the laughing stock of the New York underworld if their acting boss, John "Johnny Boy" D'Amato was outted.

"Nobody's gonna respect us if we have a gay homosexual boss sitting down discussing La Cosa Nostra business," Capo told jurors in Manhattan federal court.

Egads
 

I can't answer your questions, but she has been around for quite a while and has played fluff roles (Clueless) and heavier roles (Girl Interrupted, along with Angie and Don't Say a Word). I am not a "fan" but she has shown some range and longevity in the business.

Egads
 

It wasn't an Escalade. They dressed up a Ford or something to look like one.

TM

Help me, Rhoda.
 

He's right - that's the worst kind of homosexual.

Egads
 

She is classic working actress who gets hot boyfriend and ensuing publicity.

Like Gwyneth before Emma, she is a working actress who suddenly got thrust into the spotlight by virtue of her sex symbol boyfriend. I had apaprently seen this gal in a few movies (clueless, that reese witherspoon movie) but could never have told you her name or even remembered her as the same actress. But sudenely I know who she is bc I keep hearing about her and Ashton Kucher.

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I'm sticking up for fetishes and I'm uptight?

:confused:

pj

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Can you say nose job and identity issues?

TM

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

I stand corrected. Congratulations.

TM

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I think it's TM's way of flirting.

But semi-seriously . . . Thurgreed, yesterday you said that asshole was a gender specific insult, so I can assume that you would never call a woman an asshole. But when you're playing cranky Thurgreed you will insult a woman by saying that her asshole is tight or has a stick up it or some such thing. I haven't noticed whether you say the same to men on the Board. Do you make a gender distinction there?

And not that I expect you to change for me, but you should stop using that phrase so freely, anyway. It makes me physically uncomfortable whenever I read it. (But not as uncomfortable as "pain in my twat.")

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Dumbass.

TM

Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police
 

Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police

LONDON (Reuters) - An angry British husband made an emergency call to police -- because his wife refused to cook him his dinner. _

The man dialed "999" in a fury, demanding help from officers because his wife was busy decorating, Avon and Somerset police in western England said on Thursday.

. . . .

"My wife's left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I'm sat in the chair here and she's out there decorating," the man told the police operator.

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../odd_dinner_dc

Egads
 

Playing different roles doesn't give you range. Being able to play different roles well gives you range. I saw Clueless and Don't Say a Word and she sucked in both. Any doubt that she was a talentless slob who has been placed in big roles by the giant hand of nepotism should have been cleared up once you saw her in 8Mile.

TM

Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police
 

Have you seen british decorating? I'd call the cops, too.

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

Remember "Celebrity Death Match"? You know, the claymation figures of famous/infamous folk killing each other in the squared circle, with Mills Lane as the referee?

I give you the First* FB Death Match: TM vs. PJ. I predict a PJ victory -- she uses her stick to knock TM's head off off his body into the crowd, which then bounces it up and down the grandstand like a beach ball at a mellow jam band concert.

*I think that this concept may have been discussed in the past at the other place, but fuck those losers hanging out back then.

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

I said long ago that I did not write the code for most of the stuff I posted. I simply take pieces of different code and cram them together to see what works (and, invariably to discover what does not work . . . hence the complaints that I "blew up" someone's computer).

MR is far and away the better geek than I am. I never complimented him properly for his contribution he made to PT LoveKraft's website: http://www11.brinkster.com/kundo3/index.htm

[site for a music group reportedly set up my our modest friend. I love the lyrics page]

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What the fuck are you babbling about? How many times have you heard me say someone has a stick up their asshole? What does that phrase have to do with anything?

Asshole. Feel better?

You should have just stopped right here.

TM

Egads
 

I'll nev-er tell-ll-ll

not7y(couldn't resist)S

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See, Atticus, that's how you'll get to see the puppies.

Egads
 

Sex Symbol?!?!? Ashton Kucher is a sex symbol for the pre-teen Power Puff Girl set, and that's about it. He's a lust-object for gay men, memorably Dan Savage in an old column where he talked about fantasizing about Brad Pitt coming all over Ashton Kucher's face. But he is not a sex symbol among women of the age of consent. But I guess Paigow was getting all hot and bothered by those steamy scenes from Just Married and Dude Where's My Car.

As if there was any doubt who thinks Ashton is H-O-T-T-T, click on the IMDB messages about Ashton: http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0005110/board/nest/495498

Let us please not conflate good looking with sex symbol.

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

I think "Flying Shitbags of Doom" was written about my old firm. Or my new firm. Or, quite likely, my next firm.

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I bet you stick your finger down your throat to lose weight, too.

Wife Won't Cook Dinner, Husband Calls Police
 

You can listen to other abuses of the 999 service at http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk..._999_calls.asp

AI spoilers
 

Who is Michael Jackson?


Fucked up Celebrities for $300, Alex.

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

I love that movie. A truly great avatar.

Switching to decaf, thowing away the meds.
 

I saw today that states, in part:

Two new marketing tag lines come to mind: (1) "Kimberly-Clark: We've got you covered, cradle to grave" and (2) "Kimberly-Clark: You make us wet."

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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Yes, and although I have memorized The Rules, I also keep a copy under my pillow for insurance.