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Huh? I'm sensing that there is something Not Garrison Keillor-like* about this comment, but I'm not quite sure.

*I mean it is not the usual Midwestern Nice.

Jesus. Edited *twice* -- once because I am an idiot, and the second time because, um, well, same reason.

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OK, I keep trying to respond to this, and it keeps moving. Not fair.

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No kidding. Anyway, as Emily Litella used to say, "nevermind."

(somebody explained the "violins on television" to me)

Egads
 

See also Ben Afflack.

n(actually Ashton is pretty annoying in his little "I'm so clever" confessional shots on Punk'd, but I don't let it detract from my enjoyment of the show)cs

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Frigid bitch.

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

Where do you find those fucked up websites?

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My, my, you do set my heart a-flutter!

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Now, c'mon, you're gonna get her all excited.

Ohhh . . .

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

Some are brown
Some are green
Some twist tie and fly so high
They’ll never be seen (never be seen)
They’ll never be seen!

Some are dinosaurs
Some are future gods
But the one thing (one thing) (X2)
that's important

They're all (they're all) (X2)
They're all full of shit!

Flying shit bags of doom!
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh, Oh!
Flying shit bags of doom!
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh, Oh, Oh Yeah!

AM(sounds more like the politics board to me)M

Ambiguity
 

You mean, rp has now indicated she doesn't have a large penis???????????? My image is shattered.

Ambiguity
 

Why thank you. I'm so flattered.

I can't even begin to imagine what anybody's image of me is like, especially after today.

Switching to decaf, thowing away the meds.
 

The product liability issues you would encounter in that job just boggle (and disgust) the mind....:eek:

Besides, "Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!" is a much better product than Depends (I hear)...

Ambiguity
 

I thought you were a pre-op transvestite, with hormone-swollen breasts and a shrunken (but only from its normal humonguousness, so still quite large) penis.

And big floppy ears. And cute melty brown eyes.

Ambiguity
 

Wow, that's so accurate it's eerie. No wonder I'm never on any crush lists.

In other news, The West Wing is unofficially dead, for those of you who still care:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...-2003May1.html

(spree: Aaron Sorkin and Tommy Schlamme are leaving, John Wells of ER/Third Watch will remain, dialogue will now be normally paced but will surely suck)

A friend of mine is running some sort of leaders in schools program and he asked a bunch of his friends if we'd go in and talk about what we do and how we got there. He's a licensed massage therapist, and he bribed us with free massages if we'd do it.

Anyhow, my sister and I and four other people met at the high-school, and we sat on a panel for an hour explaining what we do for a living to a bunch of sophmores and juniors in highschool. Damn, those kids are a lot younger than I remembered. At the question answer period, we got some funny questions. One kid wanted to know how hard the bar exam was. Another wanted to know how to pay for med school, and could you work part-time while you went to med school. The best one, though, was the kid who said "I'm going to be a CEO when I grow up," and he pointed to my sister since she was the only one with the word "executive" in her title, and started quizzing her. I don't think he realized that, of the people sitting at the table, the non-profit executive director probably made the least amount of money.

Ambiguity
 

I'm afraid I still can't shake the Skinny Puppy image. It's CFNY Chris Sheppard's Friday night dance party all over again (I think only str8 may get that reference, if anyone).

In other words, you're loud, dark and likely to die of a heroin overdose. But a fondly remembered part of my teenage years.

AI
 

TM, you really think Justin's had a nose job? Interesting. Looking at his parents (aging-well blond and good-looking, if older, black guy), I thought it was probably his own. His too-small nose is the one flaw in his looks. FWIW, I never thought he was white. As for her repertoire, one of his best songs last year was the Al Green classic "Let's Stay Together." What is that if not R&B?

This year's finalists sound miles and miles better than last year's on their group numbers--I guess because this year there are more actual singers. The funny thing is that some of this year's finalists sound way better on the group numbers than in their solos, namely Josh and Trenyce.

I was shocked, I tell you, just shocked that Ruben was in the bottom two last night. My take on the whole thing is basically the same as that article that was linked--Trenyce went one week too early, and it should have been Josh.

I'll have Ruben and Kim on redial next week. Clay doesn't need my help. This week I tried to give him one vote (and 6-8 each for Ruben and Kim) and had the hardest time getting through on his line.

tm

P.S. BRC/DS, I love the Martian avatar.

For Slave . . .
 

Going to Extremes
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''Idol'''s Kimberly Caldwell gets Fox Sports job. She'll be an on-air personality on extreme-sports show ''54321'' by Gary Susman
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FOXY LADY Caldwell will sing for her supper on Fox Sports
Kimberly Caldwell may have been voted off ''American Idol'' a couple weeks back, but Fox is keeping her in the family. Fox Sports Net has hired the blonde Texan as an entertainment correspondent for its extreme-sports show, ''54321.'' She'll be chatting up celebrities at red-carpet events, like this week's ''X2: X-Men United'' premiere in Hollywood, or the upcoming party for the ''Eco-Challenge Playboy Extreme Team.''

Full text: http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,4...llgets,00.html

For Slave . . .
 

Guess that's why the AI kids ran into her at the premiere with Fox mike in hand.

tm

Ambiguity
 

102.1 babeeeee. I'll take this offline rather than bore everyone with Toronto radio trivia.

str(Major in the morning)8

I don't get how he just doesn't get it
 

Originally posted by leagleaze

I doubt that's the case. I credit a lot of this to the good old animal brain. Like dogs of a pack not taking to dogs of another. There are studies like that.

ETS' Backdoor Affirmative Action
 

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Hah, hah, your team's losing. AA's going down.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

He's not bright enough to take a consistent position (hence, his need for help through recentering and grade inflation).

I take a consistent position across the board. I can't remember the last time I called a woman an ass or asshole, or said one had a stick up her ass, and the rest. And I thought saying a woman had a tight ass was a compliment anyway, but that's neither here nor there.

My favorite use of the phrase stick up your ass was when one of my 70-something grandpa yelled it at a guy in the crosswalk, got out of the passenger seat and had words with the guy, and held his own fighting the guy.

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Consistent position - perhaps

Consistent persona - :shrug:

ETS' Backdoor Affirmative Action
 

Use "camp" instead of "team" - the former sounds political, the latter makes you sound racist.

Unless you meant American Airlines, then I agree since I always tell TM to fly Delta.

Or did you mean Alcoholics Anonymous? Cause in that case, woo hoo, my wednesdays are now free and clear.

not7y(13th step - buy booze)S

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Coup-kie,

My games with Francis aside, I gotta tell you that you are really far off on the recentering thing.

I don't have the time this morning to frame a comprehensive response, and I may never have the motivation, but if I get it, and if it hasn't already been done on the Politics Board, I'll explain (on Politics).

r(actually know quite a bit about this topic)p

Survivor
 

This season is getting good again. fwiw. I noted that Jenna thinks everyone hates her bc she is beautiful. Is it me, or is she just way off base? She borders on getting hit by an ugly stick/

And have any of the DCers met this Matt guy?

Survivor
 

I get the impression that anyone who has met Matt when not on camera is now in a shallow unmarked grave somewhere. That dude is pretty creepy.

Changin' Gears
 

Vanity plate of the moron driving a late model silver Mercedes-Benz in front of me on the way to work -
"S KWIRE". He also had a number of baseball caps with country club emblems behind the back seat so that everyone could see where he plays golf. I wonder what kind of firm encourages that kind of shit and is there anyway we can stop that type from breeding?

ETS' Backdoor Affirmative Action
 

You're beyond contempt.

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

Having survived every attempt of my hometown to turn me into a Lilly Pulitzer-clad zombie of a mute subservient cocktail-serving Stepford wife, and the crushing psychological blow of Michael Jackson's meltdown from brilliant musician and performer to twisted plastic-nosed child-dangling Lisa-Marie-marrying Japanese-anime-copy pageboy-wigged pervert freak, I am more than confident that, in clay form or otherwise, I can kick Thurgreed's ass.

That said, I plan to take him out with the nefarious Handbag of Death.

p(doubt not, I can wield it like a pretty medieval mace)j

Changin' Gears
 

That's a lovely one.

I remember laughing every time I saw a fellow law student's car in my law school parking lot with the vanity plates "corp law."

Makes me wonder where em is doing DUI defense today . . .

AI
 

If you think this is his original nose, you're crazy.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/justin.jpg

The guy is weird.

TM

edited by MR to make the pic smaller

Survivor
 

I wan't paying full attention last night, but I was surprised that Christy got the axe. I didn't see that one coming at all. When Jenna gave up immunity, I was hoping she would get voted off. I figured Christy was going to vote with the girls against Matt, who they knew would have a lot of votes against him and would lose a 3-3 tiebreaker, letting them pick off the rest of the guys. Perhaps no one wanted to risk ending up in the final 2 with a deaf girl. Rob cracks me up. He is the first evil/manipulative Survivor contestant I actually really liked (kind of like BB Will, but not as suave or with as good strategery). Jenna's "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" and "Because I am so pretty I have to work sooooo much harder" made me want to puke. I haven't looked but does anyone have links to any of her "modeling" shoots? I suspect it is largely hand modeling or shoes or something.

AI
 

Seeing a photo of him that is so disturbingly large makes me hate his hair even more. Yuck. I hated Corey for the same reason. Dude. Get a haircut.

However, I think that if his hair were shorter, and as a result his head looked smaller, his nose would then look disproportionately large.

Apropos of FB!
 

I know this has been discussed before, but did we say you can or cannot wear non-laced shoes with a suit to a wedding? Or did we say you can't wear this to work? At all?

Ah, the south.
 

Also known as the "First Cousins Only" prom -all other degrees of consanguinity must go to the commoners ball.

AI
 

The guy is way too pretty.

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Changin' Gears
 

Saw one in Harvard Square bearing a plate "LSAT 48" I'm sure that pleased the 50% of his classmates who had gotten a 47 and caused the other 50%, who had gotten a 48, no end of snickering.

(Yes, this was a number of years ago)

ETS' Backdoor Affirmative Action
 

What's next? "Nanni nanni boo boo?" This post is a mistake on my part because you're so stupid you humiliate yourself better than I could ever hope to.

But here's a question: Do you really rush home every day to read all the messages on the boards so you can serial post about all the topics on which you think we want to hear from you? I can just see you at work, nervous and fidgeting like a 4th grader at 2:59, waiting for that bell to ring, hoping you get on the first bus home to catch all of Tom & Jerry.

TM