AI
 

Please resize that frighteningly large photo. The board is out of whack and a bitch to read. Thank you.

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

I let paigow handle my light work.

TM

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

I thought Paigow WAS your light work.

AI
 

Watch as I get right on it.

And oh yeah, I have a check here with your name on it for $15 mil. Be in Bucharest at 4:00 and I'll give it to you. I'll meet you on the corner of Dumb and Ass.

Thurgreed(how much time do you plan on spending on that one page?)Marshall

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

Good point. So what does that say about PJ?

TM

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

Paigow would make a formidable competitor. You, however, would at best inflict glancing blows with your Weapons of Insult "assjack" and "newbie."

AI
 

You'll have to give me directions, as you know the neighborhood far better than I do.

AI
 

While I did not originally notice he had a nosejob I can confirm that is indeed a nosejob. Too bad, h might have looked like James Blake otherwise. Love his nose. I am now removing him fro the bang list. Something about a guy who has plastic surgery is distrubing.



edited by MR to make the pic smaller

AI
 

It's Friday. That's normal.

AI
 

Just curious, but how can you tell?

Survivor
 

I too suspect the term "modeling" is used loosely. Her body isnt vavoom either. I havent actually noticed it and taht alone means it isnt swimsuit model standard.

Do you really think that being deaf would guarantte the top prize? Like people feel so sorry for Christy? The "evil stepsisters" certainly gave her no preferential treatment and were pretty much rude. I think only one or two of the oterhs (that old guy who is gone in particular) seemed to condescend to pity her for her handicap

I cannot stand Rob. Total sexist who obiviously has issues with not being able to get the so called hot chicks. You know he wants the money so he can get laid.

My one quesiton is how Rob got Matt to switch allegiances so seemilngly easily .

AI
 

I'd like to know too.

When I first saw him last year my first thought was "bad nose job", but now I think it is just waaaay too thin and pointy to be a nose job. A girl in my highschool had a nose like that, and she had a black father and French mother. She got her mother's nose and eyes and her dad's everything else. She did not have a nose job and her nose looked just like Justin's.

If he had a nose job it should be more button-like to conform to the rest of his face - he has pretty soft features - the pointy nose just looks out of place.

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

Please, if I was up there with TM, nothing would happen bc jsut as we got underway, the ref would have to put things on hold to get the softballs being tossed at me by the midwesterners under control. I of course would not bother withthem.

Changin' Gears
 

I saw that text on a VW with Mass tags back in the early 1990s. I chuckled because, at about that time, the LSAT had stopped using the 48 scale and adopted a 180 scale (or something like that), making this guy qualify for the special bus (or valedictorian of the Mass School of Law, Small Engine Repair, and Tax Returns).

AI
 

Its got that kind of pinched ridge thingie running down the middle. What's left of MJ's nose has the same thing. Besides the "skijump", that ridge is a dead giveaway for a nose job. ALso the nostrils jsut dont look so natural.

AI
 

Bet that made sex a little confusing for her dates . . .

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

Are you joking? Your whole persona is made up of your love of purses. Hell, when you predict my ass whipping, you can't help but to say it will happen with your purse.

I'll wait here for your comeback, which I'm sure will involve the cutest little calf-skin handbag.

TM

AI
 

Don't use your pillow talk on me.

TM

AI
 

**YAWN** Is that all the better you can do?

spooky(oh wait, you'll probably confuse that with pillow talk, too)fish

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

Versus snarky dismissive name-calling against any poster who posts a substantive disagreement in response to something you've said? You are indeed intimidating.

p(this is the fashion board, why would I discuss say my opinions about the latest HIPAA reforms here?)j

AI
 

This isn't really a comeback since you can say it about pretty much anything (and I note that you have saved me the trouble of applying it to your sex life, thank you). So, I'll assume you've given up.

TM

Ambiguity
 

A true metrosexual wouldn't care.

Egads
 

I think I laid first claim to her puppies long ago. And I'm very definitely NOT too nice.

I'm not just the President of Hot Meals, Inc. I'm a member.
 

Funny, I was thinking Cruella DeVille.

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!
 

I hope you're not putting yourself in that class. You're all fluff. And this is the fashion board, so that's fine, but could you mix it up a bit? Maybe instead of handbags and purses, you can talk about your luggage?

That's your best line yet. I think it's funny that you think I want to be intimidating. I just call them how I see them and don't kiss everyone's ass when I disagree. Most people here need everyone to like them. I really don't give a shit. Hell, I give slave more hell about his political views than I give most other posters. But he can take it as well as dish it out and we get along just fine. So spare me.

TM

Ambiguity
 

Your avatar and the subject line tie nicely (not in the 13th century way, NTTAWWT), mini-man.

Berry Beautiful
 

It looks like Friday Fights are well underway. As a sideshow, here's a bit on TM's sweetheart, Halle.

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=121261

(Spree: short article on the 50 Most Beautiful People according to the arbiter of eye candy, People Magazine)


I'm glad to see Andrew Dan-Jumbo from While You Were Out on the list. Yummmy...

C(how come the home contractors in my area never look like him?)deuced

Berry Beautiful
 

Isn't he the only reason to have that show on?

Even(i love house porn)Odds

Ambiguity
 

Just your type?

Tax(sorry, I just couldn't resist this one)wonk

Berry Beautiful
 

The hot guy from while you were out is named Andrew Dan-Jumbo? I am not sure I like the sonds of Paigow Jumbo. Soundslike some kind of asian fast food.

Apropos of FB!
 

Sigh. Remedial shoes.

Do not wear slip-ons with a suit ever. Slip-on shoes may go with a sportcoat, but never a suit.

If you are wearing a more casual suit, and want casual shoes to go with it, wear derbys (bluchers, whatever - the ones where the lace plackets aren't stitched down at the base of the tongue that usually get called "oxfords" but aren't). Brogues/wingtips in the country, but not in the city, whether they are derbys or oxfords.

If the suit is actually linen, and you wear no tie, I might be OK with mocs of some sort if they are worn with the definite intent to dress improperly and thereby adopt the rakish air of a third-world plantation owner. But if you show up at any sort of formal wedding without a tie someone should probably slap you.

Apropos of FB!
 

Thanks. Sorry about repeating a post, but I'm not sure how to access the old ones. Apropos of your last sentence, I have a friend who only wears ties to NICER weddings. For example, if a wedding is less "classy" or if the bride has less money than what he is used to, he'll throw on a black Boss suit sans tie. He's an asshole. "Your wedding isn't tie-worthy you silly middle-class wench."

Summer Songs Question
 

Much as I love my current summer songs CD mix (Poi Dog Pondering, DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince, Blondie, 311, Stevie Wonder, etc.), I need to make a new one.

Suggestions on your favorites?

Thanks.

pj

Summer Songs Question
 

Equal parts Ry Cooder, Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks, AC/DC, and Yo Yo Ma w/ Emmanuel Ax.

(But I'm guessing not.)

Apropos of FB!
 

And this person is your friend because...? (Just curious)

Berry Beautiful
 

Did you see the episode where he spoke French? Ahhh, he's so dreamy!

Apropos of FB!
 

He's my girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend. So I guess he's a forced friend. He's not someone I would normally choose to associate with. Oddly enough, he's a relatively decent guy in most other ways, although he IS from the North Shore (Chicago), where the "classy" people were raised...

Survivor
 

I saw the last ten minutes and her comments actually made be LOL (hate that phrase, but it is true here). Poor Jenna and our dear friend JFF should get together to sort out why people hate those that are beautiful. I said at the beginning of the show that I was shocked (shocked, I tell you) that she is a bikini model. I don't see it. Understandibly people look worse after weeks in the Amazon but she didn't look good on day 1. WTF?

n(I have friends who are models and they freakin blow her away)cs

quote classy unquote
 

I keep noticing the use of the word classy in quotes. Is this the new way to say classy without being so unclassy as to actually say classy?

would you have said classy without quotes had you not been schooled in the horror of that word by your truly? Have I been properly thanked for sparing you the embarrassement of being mocked behind your back for saying classY? remember when I corrected that gal on the old fb that time she said "classy" (was it Not For Profit?) and she flipped? Too bad the old board is adios, or I would search for thata post. Bet she never says classy, at least without quotes, or airquotes, again. You are welcome, lady.

quote classy unquote
 

It was tongue-in-cheek relating to the boards discussion re: class, the use of the word, etc. Possibly a little sarcasm b/c I'm not from Chicago and see the whole Chicagoland competition as a little silly.