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Perhaps. If my primary criterion for fine dining were portion size.

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Oh. the day after criticizing fisting posts, you fall back to "fringey is overweight?"

I solely meant that both Ronald McDonald and Fringey seem to always be in a good mood, and thus one could extrapolate they were exposed to positive food experiences.

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I'm sure Flower is thrilled to have your endorsement.

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I completely misread your post. And to think that my original thought was not to mock what I mistakenly believed to be your premise (that fat people have better food appreciation), but to savagely attack you for, a day after my anti-fisting-cliche rant, making the same incredibly tired fingey-is-fat joke that you make in at least three of every ten posts on the FB. Such an attack would have been horribly misplaced given your sensible explanation of the fringey comment. That would have been a humbling moment for me. For the cyber-record, I tend to agree with your point. I would rather take restaurant advice from someone like fringey, who appears to have the upbeat joie-de-vivre that would lend itself to a greater appreciation of fine dining.

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I have read this post what must be a thousand times, but still the fisting reference eludes me. Kudos to your masterful subtlety.

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That's what I'd expect you to say, you sadistic fuck.

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Just as an academic aside, I also don't think you can assume an obese diner is attracted to any one restaurant by portion size. In many case the overweight break society's taboo against ordering multiple entrees, and thus can still overindulge in a restaurant that does not provide unduly large portions.

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I know it can be difficult to concentrate while enjoying unsolicited blowjob after unsolicited blow job. Especially when you're high. We've all been there. But this is hardly subtle. A fisting reference tied to the oh-so-tired spin class gag. You know Coltrane is capable of better.

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You whiffed. He said fat people are jolly. Personally I am shocked, appalled, and saddened by this egregious stereotyping.

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Sure, the mouse is scary, but where did you find a shot of Bilmore playing drums in his old band, circa 1975?

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Hank was the one who said he was saying that Ronald McDonald and I are jolly, in response to Flower's contention that he would only want my restaurant advice if he were looking for large portion sizes.

All that breast feeding seems to be addling your brain.

I have to say, all these sunny skies and green trees and warm weather days are not very festive.

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Oh, then I am shocked, appalled, and saddened by Hank. As usual.

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For the internet record I did not say Fringey was jolly. Jolly may well imply fat- I said she was always in a good mood. I am the one who proved Fringey looked like Kirstey Alley circa Cheers. Despite flower's invective I am not one to insult her.

And also, for the record, I have never, and probably will never, Whiff at a PLF post. Whiffing means one does not get the underlying message of a post. PLF's posts take many strange and unpredicted turns. But no matter the style, the underlying message of every PLF post I have read is:

• I hate my life, all life generally and all people. I do not understand or experience joy or happiness. To manisfest my complete unhappiness I will now lash out, unprovoked, at someone who did little else than post some small thought on an anon lawyers chat board. For one brief moment I will feel a small bit better- then I will steep back down into my misery.

Sometimes I try and reply to flower by agreeing with him, to try and help him work towards a better mindset- like maybe having a friend will help. Sometimes I try and attack back- more often I simply say a silent prayer.

But I never misunderstand the underlying message- Never.

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On the contrary. I am never more focused than when under the above cicumstances.