Apropos of FB!
 

Hey, not all of us are "classy."

toothpaste
 

I've always been a Crest person, but my favorites (as far as flavor goes) are Aquafresh and if you can find it, the blue Aim. Mildly minty - not overpowering. The Tom's stuff tastes too much like baking soda which gives me flashbacks from college parties I used to attend.

Because it's necessary to have this photo at least once on every page
 

'Fie, lifeless picture, cold and senseless stone,
Well-painted idol, image dun and dead,
Statue contenting but the eye alone,
Thing like a man, but of no woman bred!
Thou art no man, though of a man's complexion,
For men will kiss even by their own direction.'

Venus and Adonis, stanza 34.

Summer Songs Question
 

JJ Cale, Closer to You (talks about clothes -- but is creepy in the Prince Charles "I want to be your tampon" way)

Summer Songs Question
 

Try "Pirates" - RLJ on 'ludes. Great album.

Because it's necessary to have this photo at least once on every page
 

You looking for a sockspeare hate song, too?

Men's Shaving Products
 

If minty pastes are making you feel sick, Colgate makes children's toothpaste in bubblegum and fruit flavors. Look for the picture of Barbie on the tube.

Summer Songs Question
 

When I think of fun in the sun I often flash back to a Spring Break spent in Daytona the year "Informer" sung by ??? was all over the place (this was the one about licking your boom boom down). One could not get away from that horrible song, although I think I enjoyed it at the time.

I also think of "Short Dick Man" for the same reasons. I even had a hilarious Spanish version until I lost that CD.

Ludes
 

Can you still get them? Can I order some from you?

Less (legendary for acting like booze but without the hangover) inSF

Variations on a theme
 

Nancy Sinatra, These Boots Were Made for Walkin'

T(aren't boots really more winter wear, though?)w

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Thou bitch-wolf's son, canst thou not hear?

Bringeth it.

Pull Daddy's finger
 

Attached is a selection from the worstoftheweb archives. The attached website enables the user to create an e-fart, using selections from several drop-down menus (length of sound, composition and quality of sound, etc.)

http://www.createafart.com/index.asp

[no sound until you click all the boxes and then the 'Pull my finger" icon]

Pull Daddy's finger
 

That is hilarious. Potty humour always makes me laugh. Try the embarrASSingly long SBD or Wet Fart.

Pull Daddy's finger
 

And to think that we were here, witnessing personally one more gigantic leap of mankind made possible by the melding of intellect, desire, ambition and methane.

It is staggering.

Summer Songs Question
 

Anything by Jimmy Buffet.

Toothpaste
 

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TIme for a good laugh.



http://www.lawtalkers.com/justin.jpg

PCP
 

We have a client who was busted for PCP possession recently. Pardon my lack of knowledge, but I thought that stuff fell out of vogue in the dark ages? Is it making a comeback or is this client just woefully behind the times?

-T(having flashbacks of those ultra-lame (reel-to-reel) anti-drug movies we saw in 6th grade that were made in the 60s/early70's warning of the evils of PCP, etc.)L

Apropos of FB!
 

I know. I'm sure not (now I'M confused as to how I'M using it)...

Because it's necessary to have this photo at least once on every page
 

Like I don't feel like puking most of the day and I have to keep looking at that picture? Thanks.

-T(at least it's friday.)L

PCP
 

It's back. They call them dippers now.

PCP
 

Wasn't it PCP that made Helen Hunt jump out the third floor school window in that After School Special?

That scene is what has kept me off the drugs.

Summer Songs Question
 

I agree. Also anything by a band out of New Orleans that used to be on Buffett's label... The Iguanas. They play in Chicago around Mardi Gras every year and at a couple summer festivals... Very laid back New Orleans/Tex-Mex sound. Great live.

Ketchup
 

So I was scanning old messages on the board in vain to find the original post to the re line "Britney Pic." Alas, all I saw was about 30 pictures of Justin Guarini. No Britney.

No wonder I don't come around here very often anymore.

Summer Songs Question
 

MC Snow, like myself, he's str8 outta the bad streets of Toronto.

Informer, me no say daddy me snow me na gonna blame,
Me licky boom boom down
Detective Man said daddy me snow he saw me somewhere down the lane
Me licky boom boom down
Detective man come and blow down me door
something-something through my window
blah blah blah I don't remember any more

I always think back to a summer I spent on the gov'ts dime in Trois Pistoles, Quebec, where the local bar would play "O Carolina" about 5 times a night as I danced with the comely french lasses. Not bad times at all.

Off to Vegas,
str8

Ketchup
 

Go to post 4090

aV

Summer Songs Question
 

Speaking of which, went to see Foo Fighters a week ago and the venue was on the same site as a big amphitheater site. So we get stuck in this horrible traffic and we are wondering what's up with all the Foo Fighter fans in tie dyed shirts, etc. Then we start seeing parrothead references. Yes, you guessed it, Buffet was playing at the outdoor venue... So the funny part of the story is that the parking guys were guessing (probably pretty accurately) which concert people were coming in to see based on their appearance. We were pegged for Foo Fighters and I was relieved. Thank God I left my parrot at home...

n(oh, and the RVs we saw...)cs

Ketchup
 

Aaaaaaaghhhhh! She looks awful. Now I'm really bummed.

By the way, what is the deal with the new sexpot R&B singer style for Jewel? Bad career move.

PCP
 

And Lori Loughlin getting knocked up and being a socially-ostracized teen mom was what kept me from sleeping with high school football players!

p(like I needed *that* as a reason)j

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Atticus, Atticus

But who wants to hear my verse to come,
About a Grinch, an ill-bred varlet?
Though yet, heaven knows, his ass and his thumb
Combined gives him joy. Not all, but a part of it.

If I tried to write of his "wit" in these lines
The members, no fear, would not soon tire of it,
The verse I would write, would not fill one line
I then would make light of his overstuffed doublet

I'll stop now, you piteous rump-fed puttock
You're scorn'd like old men, Like Less and his tongue,
That fobbing villain, another thumb-n-buttock
Birds of a feather in this antique song.

You're bless'd with an old man's energy and a youth's IQ,
Atticus, Atticus, I say Fuck You.


:cool:

PCP
 

Yay! Can we please have "the athletes are beneath me" discussion again?

E/O

t.v. stars of yesterday. or before that.
 

What the heck is Mayim Bialik up to these days? Or her friend Six?

aV

t.v. stars of yesterday. or before that.
 

Not much

http://www.imdb.com/Name?Bialik,+Mayim

http://www.imdb.com/Name?von%20O%FF,%20Jennahttp://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1408...415486_400.jpg

PCP
 

On the contrary, I was madly in love with Reggie Jackson. But at age 8, I was rather too young for him. :(

PCP
 

I bet you could have bagged him if you pursed your lips.

Get it? "Pursed"? Ha!! I Kill me.

Ketchup
 

I saw her this a.m. on one of the morning shows (after you all were undoubtedly already at work - it was late) and she kept saying how she felt embarrassed to be prancing about with little clothing and I kept thinking - "then stop!" OTOH - I thought she looked pretty good (they showed the making of a video) for someone who was clearly not comfortable with the shots. I'm not sure about the music yet, though, but it will sell - remember old fogeys like us aren't buying most of the music.

-TL

PCP
 

"Athletes beneath me."

Delicious.

Ouch!!!!!!
 

How would you like to amputate your own arm?

http://www.msnbc.com/news/908232.asp?0cv=CB20

Ketchup
 

Busted! You watch Live with Regis and Kathie Lee, er, Kelly, don't you?

r(guessing, I didn't see it -- today)p

Jewel
 

Yes, it seems like the reverse career arc. Usually it's T&A to get yourself noticed. Then become more mature. Of course, no full albums in a few years may create a need for a career jolt. Or she's all out of money, and the record label offered her only hoochie clothes to wear.

Old fogeys like us are the only ones buying music. The younger set just steals it through kazaa etc.

And, speaking of buying music, I was browsing the Apple music store. They have a Jewel section with the "making of the video" for whatever that new song is with her dancing around like Brittney. Curiously, the segment on the today show this morning was essentially that exact making-of-video, with Matt Lauer's voice dubbed over in sections, or with brief cuts to him asking questions. All the video footage was online. Has the Today show sunk to stock footage à la Entertainment Tonight?