Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378566)

That's IT! Yes!! The Freaky Scale -- that's much better because "slut" can be misinterpreted.

Someone else said this I think, but I'd still be curious to know the answer -- would you consider yourself fortunate or cursed (or somewhere in between) to have a partner who was toward the upper reaches of the Freaky Scale? At what point (if any) would your view morph from "blessed" to "cursed"?

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 378598)

GWNC's Freaky Scale misses alot then - anal sex, threesomes, swinging, public sex, eyeball licking, roadhead, etc.

Plus, for certain segments of society, e.g. high school girls, blowjobs are given way more often than actual sex.

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 378551)

So here's the AskMen.com top 10:

1. Eva Mendes (Wasn't she coked up last year? Did that make her hotter to the voters?)
2. Megan Fox (consensus hot-babe-du-jour/Angelina Jolie (#42?!) wannabe)
3. Marisa Miller (board favorite; perhaps TM's #1?)
4. Keeley Hazell (pneumatic Brit)
5. Anne Hathaway (many of you will now stop reading the rest of the list)
6. Alessandra Ambrosio (Victoria's Secret model)
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Rhianna
9. Kristen Bell (deserving of a top-10 finish)
10. Kate Beckinsale (So hot she makes Brian Posehn angry (NSFW).)

That Top Ten is fatally flawed because it doesn't contain either January Jones (#98?) or Christina Hendricks (#52) from Mad Men. You can prefer the icy, Hitchcockian blonde charms of January Jones as lavishly photographed in Vanity Fair to the period-accurate pulchritude of Christina Hendricks as a youtube video mashnote, but one of these women has to make the top 5 for the list to be culturally and sexually relevant.

For an off the top of my head top 10, I'd add Sarah Shahi (#85) from Life and The L Word, Cobie Smulders from How I Met Your Mother, and Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory. She plays a hottie living next door to a couple of physicist/nerds, so you'd think that would hit the AskMen.com demographic in the parent's basement where they live. Keep Megan, Scarlett, Kristen, and Kate and add #12 Emmanuelle Chriqui to my picks for a much-improved list.

There are plenty of pics of Sarah Shahi and Kaley Cuoco, but none of the ones I liked were easily linkable/hotlinkable. Google Search will have to do for you.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378602)

I think we need to add Claudia Bassols from "Spain: On The Road Again" in the top ten:

http://www.claudiabassols.com/images...%20Bassols.jpg

Then again, I am a huuuuuuge sucker for Spanish and French accents.

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378603)

Seems really nice/smart too.

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 378550)

As this is gwinky's list, and as it does not contain any mention of a threesome, despite the fact that several months ago gwinky mentioned wanting to engage in a FMF with her current beau/everlasting gobstopper, I have to chide her for a lack of focus in her lovelife. Some (many? all?) of us are counting on gwinky to hold up her end of the vicarious bargain.

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378603)

Padma

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 378582)

A slutty night or two is one thing. Rock of Love Bus vagina-shot skankiness takes it to a whole new level. I wouldn't want to date anyone at that level or close to it. For his professed tolerance, I'm not sure that Adder would either. There's sexually adventurous and then there's a complete lack of self-respect.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378602)

I think we need to add Claudia Bassols from "Spain: On The Road Again" in the top ten:

http://www.claudiabassols.com/images...%20Bassols.jpg

Then again, I am a huuuuuuge sucker for Spanish (and French) accents.

Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 378610)

Thanks for this, Coltrane. Know that your periodic introduction of smokin' hot actresses whom I may not know but should are the fourth-most-important reason I visit this board. The third reason is for the .gif compilations.

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378566)

That's IT! Yes!! The Freaky Scale -- that's much better because "slut" can be misinterpreted.

Someone else said this I think, but I'd still be curious to know the answer -- would you consider yourself fortunate or cursed (or somewhere in between) to have a partner who was toward the upper reaches of the Freaky Scale? At what point (if any) would your view morph from "blessed" to "cursed"?

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378603)

I think she's the hottest girl on the planet. Seems really nice/smart too. If you put me in a room with her and Padma from Top Chef, I think I'd pass out.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 378612)

I would never high-freakiness consider it a curse in and of itself.

However, I have found a correlation between high-freakiness and high-wackiness, and the latter is a curse.

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 378608)

I think Toby Young was a big mistake and I look forward to the day when Padma stabs him with one of those knives she's always telling people to pack.

Speaking of which, I am enjoying this season. Mostly because of Fabio (thees is not etop escallopps). When he goes, I think I will cry.

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 378616)

True. And philosophically vexing. Am I taking advantage of someone who was abused (or something) as a child when I enjoy their freakiness?

Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 378610)

Thanks for this, Coltrane. Know that your periodic introduction of smokin' hot actresses whom I may not know but should are the fourth-most-important reason I visit this board. The third reason is for the .gif compilations.

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 378616)

True. And philosophically vexing. Am I taking advantage of someone who was abused (or something) as a child when I enjoy their freakiness?

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 378618)

Geez. Now I feel bad.

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 378582)

A slutty night or two is one thing. Rock of Love Bus vagina-shot skankiness takes it to a whole new level. I wouldn't want to date anyone at that level or close to it. For his professed tolerance, I'm not sure that Adder would either. There's sexually adventurous and then there's a complete lack of self-respect.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378619)

Noted.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...8c6e9ba1f8.gif

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378624)

I found you a new avatar.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/m...7517363018.gif

TM

Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 378552)

Maybe they were prescient enough to think that someday, millions of people would want to dress like a correspondent on The Daily Show?

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 378598)

GWNC's Freaky Scale misses alot then - anal sex, threesomes, swinging, public sex, eyeball licking, roadhead, etc.

Plus, for certain segments of society, e.g. high school girls, blowjobs are given way more often than actual sex.

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378630)

Who doesn't love roadhead?

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378603)

I think she's the hottest girl on the planet. Seems really nice/smart too. If you put me in a room with her and Padma from Top Chef, I think I'd pass out.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378619)

Noted.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...8c6e9ba1f8.gif

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378633)

That is freakin' CREEPY, man.

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378633)

That is freakin' CREEPY, man.

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378633)

That is freakin' CREEPY, man.

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 378576)

I agree on the first point, but not so much on the second. I really don't care if I am there for the first of her freaky experiences, or really what came before, as long as she has the good sense to be tactful when discussing it.

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378632)

Did you watch last night?


SPOILER



I'm very curious if some relationships survived the taping of this season.

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378637)

Excellent point, young grasshopper.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 378638)

And then last week they showed a preview that primarily involved the two of them cuddling and stroking each other. It's not the first time Top Chef has been wood-inducing (the first was probably the episode with Padma in a white bikini), but it was the most salacious.

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378640)

Ew. "wood-inducing" with respect to Hosea and Leah's roving hands? How dare you even refer Padma in the same post as Leah.

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 378647)

some people mix up sex and food in their minds. like imagine how your head would explode if there was a reality show about top-janitors and they had to clean toilets.

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378566)

That's IT! Yes!! The Freaky Scale -- that's much better because "slut" can be misinterpreted.

Someone else said this I think, but I'd still be curious to know the answer -- would you consider yourself fortunate or cursed (or somewhere in between) to have a partner who was toward the upper reaches of the Freaky Scale? At what point (if any) would your view morph from "blessed" to "cursed"?

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378648)

Is Mike Rowe in it??

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378602)

I think we need to add Claudia Bassols from "Spain: On The Road Again" in the top ten:

http://www.claudiabassols.com/images...%20Bassols.jpg

Then again, I am a huuuuuuge sucker for Spanish (and French) accents.

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 378653)

it's flinty's fantasy, but I doubt they'll be men. more likely chubby blind girls with various birth defects.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 378478)

What about lube? Nothing like a little anal sex out on the veldt.