Re: Vs.
 

fringey was making a comment about artificial implants and modern society. She was being meta.

Re: Vs.
 

I don't think I need implants as much as a tooth and maybe scar removal. Oh, and to be all better. Yeah, implants are very very low on my list and they'd have to be smallish or I'd be a freakshow. I have discernable boobs.

Re: Vs.
 

They seem virtually interchangeable. Perhaps I'm getting old, but I just don't find tits to be enough of a distinguishing factor.

Re: Vs.
 

Okay. See, now "sex tape" is a distinguishing factor. Go, Keely!

Re: Vs.
 

Did they make you hungry? Not that you aren't entitled to change your mind, but in case you had forgotten, you weren't much for the boob-munching pre-accident.

Re: Vs.
 

Starkist don't want discernable boobs; Starkist wants boobs of discernment.

Re: Vs.
 

I don't want them cut off and canned anyway

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

500 Days of Summer?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Fall arrived here with a blustery windy evening. It was pretty chilly.

Two New Shows
 

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

No, I mean the movie.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

The two women with whom I saw it both didn't like it that well because they thought the guy was too much of a wimp. I thought it was decent for its genre of movie, which is not my favorite.

Monday. Ugh.
 

D'oh!

Hyacinth Bucket
 

So I didn't expect to have this in common with Snoop:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...noop-Dogg.html

Re: Two New Shows
 

?!

Where, where!?!

NUTS!?!

NUTS!?!

Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

42-3

p.s. Over. Rated.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

Who is he that hideth counsel without knowledge? Therefore have I uttered that I understood not; things too wonderful for me, which I knew not.

Job 42:3

You didn't think I could crack the code, did you?

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

I figured Cal was just freaked out looking at the throwback uni's.

You gotta give people some warning about those colors, man.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

That was the first time in a while where Oregon didn't need to give a warning about its colors.

http://i.cnn.net/si/2003/sioncampus/.../lg_oregon.jpg

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BTW, what is it with the PNW and freak-show uniforms?

Day-glo green? Really?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/photos...meId=290927026

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

Yes, which is why you didn't hear me crowing about them here. I've been a fan for far too long to start drinking any Kool Aid. The only way they can convince me is by winning the Pac 10 once and winning the Rose Bowl. Not going to the Rose Bowl, winning it. I thought Oregon did an awesome job.

Re: Two New Shows
 

2. I LOLed more during that pilot than anything on TV since Arrested Development went off the air. Even the creepy Latino stepkid is funny. Reminded me of the late lamented Sons & Daughters, the part improv sitcom that disappeared after a season.

BTW, Hank, I've been giving Frisky Dingo a chance. Better than ATHF, not as good as Sealab, a bit too much reliance on the gross-out killing off of characters, but a good number of laughs for 15 minutes, so thanks for the tip.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

If this series of events motivates Cal to beat USC next week, I for one think Cal's humiliating loss this past weekend will have been well worth it.

The Trojans beat up on hapless WSU this weekend, yet the vibe among fans and the local media is that trouble is in the air because said beating was not sufficiently complete or profound. Blech.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

USC fell 24+ points short of covering the spread. If SC can't cover the spread against Wazzu, in LA, then it's not even close to enough of a beatdown.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

Headline I enjoyed this morning:

Washington Bails out Detroit.

Congratulations (?), Hank.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

I picked Detroit to win in my weekly pick 'em!! Washington has looked completely inept on offense this year and I doubt it will get better until Campbell is replaced.

I also picked Cincinnati over Pittsburgh! Unfortunately I lacked the conviction to believe Tennessee would start 0-3 and I had no idea that Jacksonville might win a game.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

27 of 41 for 300+ yards? Are you married to Todd Collins?

It's a lack of blocking, especially in the running game. Zero yards rushing in a half? And some extremely mediocre coaching, both in terms of play calling and also, it seems, in motivational tactics. But that's the extent of thinking I care to do about this team. Too bad you have to wait until December to play them again.

the longest time it took for a sex act to come back and haunt someone?
 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...092801782.html

LA needs a new TV trial, so i get the timing-

I don't get how people can urge giving him a pass on the whole "fucking a 13 YO" thing- even Spanky would be squeeked out by that.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

I didn't watch this week. My observation of offensive ineptitude is based solely on weeks 1 and 2. Did they score a touchdown this week?

A team that I have watched a lot of (and had high hopes for) and am completely unimpressed with is Green Bay. Their O line is terrible. Rodgers will be lucky if he makes it through the year without a big injury unless someone gets that line together. Bright side is the defense is pretty good.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

I was at that game. The Texans lost it more than Jacksonville won it. Who the fuck fumbles at the half-inch line???

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

Daniel Snyder must have been throwing the telephone books they put on his chair all over the place.

Re: Vs.
 

Why not? It did wonders for B'n'B.

Re: Hyacinth Bucket
 

She funny.

Re: the longest time it took for a sex act to come back and haunt someone?
 

I thought Switzerland didn't havee an extradition treaty with anyone. That's why the call it, y'know...Switzerland. Am I wrong?

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

No. 2 FGs and 4 safeties.

Re: the longest time it took for a sex act to come back and haunt someone?
 

Let Spanky speak for himself. I'm not so sure.

How about the whole fugitive from justice/jumping bail thing, too? It's not as squicky, but there also just aren't any defenses to that one. Does anyone who hides for some period of time get off from now on? Whitey?

Re: the longest time it took for a sex act to come back and haunt someone?
 

Yes.

My question is, after he pleaded guilty, how did he get out of the country? I assume he was released pending sentencing or something, but don't you have to surrender your passport and do other various things?

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

I'm sure you get that I was just being snarky after the big 9 point win last week, so we can move along.

Re: Confidential to Less and Flinty
 

The damage was limited, though, since he had to give half of them to Tom Cruise.

http://media.star-telegram.com/smedi...filiate.58.jpg

Re: the longest time it took for a sex act to come back and haunt someone?
 

He didn't "fuck" her. He drugged her, raped her vaginally and then turned her over and forcibly sodomized her anally. Regardless of her age, she didn't consent to any of that.

I think his movies are very good, I feel terrible that his pregnant wife was killed, but he committed a crime, plead guilty to that crime and then fled the country before he served a day in jail. I don't give a fuck if he's already paid her off. I don't give a fuck that it's so unfair that he's had to live a life of exiled luxury in France. I don't give a fuck if he didn't get to pick up his Oscar personally. He raped a girl, and he was convicted of that rape. And he should go to jail.