"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

Both J.Love and Penelope are in my Top 10.

Probably every girl in my Top 10 is a brunette.

Good thing I'm dating a blonde...

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

Funny how that always happens, isn't it?

not7y(then again, I'm not her type either)S

Making the Band II: The Next Big Thing?
 

Bitch please. I never envisioned myself saying this, but Puff Daddy deserves more respect than they give him.

I think I will follow Frederick's lead next time I'm in court. "Huh? Whuh? Naw, man, I's jus sucking my thumb, man. No disrepect. I just think my argument was pretty good man. Fuck what you think. I ain't here to have you tell me my argument sucks."

Bitch please.

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

Gook - is pronounce like book. Not like duke (please see Madeleine Khan playing Pat Nixon in Saturday Night Live) and is a slur on all asian cultures, not just North Vietnamese. "All Chinese are gooks but not all gooks are Chinese."

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

For the achronymically challenged, try this site:

Words, words, words

I've set it to explain the meaning of "WWLD".

Slow Wednesday Night at Lester's
 

Reality TV Shows

Big Brother Best Line Ever Award goes to Jack the FBI guy for referring to Dana as having "the sex appeal of a buzzard's crotch." Paigs, Alison may have a big, flat nose, but I'd fuck you before I would touch Dana.

Cupid - Continued to be entertaining as it entered the American Idol phase of the competition. They edited the dates well to show who clicked and who didn't and there was a lot of humor. Laura continues to be a better and funnier bitch than Simon ever was. I am curious how the live dumping will work, though. Whichevre guy America picked to not move on has to know because he won't go on a date this week, unless they sent him and her on one without telling them it is futile.

Paradise Hotel - Is improving as the original cast members are slowly removed. They had become very cliquey and are reacting viscerally to their removal as if they had some right to stay. I want someone to punch Amy now almost as much as someone needs to punch Toni. The group now is split pretty evenly between new and old and that is making for a lot of fighting and court intrique. That said, I still don't know what the fuck they have offered these people to make them want to be the last couple reclining poolside at the end of the summer. They fight for it, they cry about it, but it looks boring and repetitive to me.

Late Night Talkshows:

Leno - How come Roseanne is still a fat cow if she had the stomach surgery? Correspondingly, do the FB moral judges feel the same way about such surgery as they do about implants?

Dave - This week has been deja vu all over again from Charlies Angels Full Throttle, but for American Wedding. Monday night Dave had Jason Biggs on. Tuesday was Eugene Levy. LAst night was Sean William Scott. Does CBS own the studio releasing the movie? Is the studio paying CBS? I don't get it. Dave looks like a shill and for what?

Your correspondent in boxers drinking red wine on the couch,
LessinSF

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

So which one do you want to be the mother of your child and your soulmate forevermore?

Slow Wednesday Night at Lester's
 

Yes.

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

Not true. It's only a slur when it's pronounced like duke. Saying it's a slur when pronounced like book is like saying the word dyke is always a slur, when it clearly has more than one meaning...

Grinchy attitude poll
 

True and True.

- every day just gets better.

- and then i die.

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

I'd like to think that means Linus of Snoopy fame, but it probably refers to Linus Torvalds.

Slow Wednesday Night at Lester's
 

Yes. It's fucking sick to mutilate a clinically healthy stomach because the patient's having a mental health issue about controlling their eating. It's like cutting off your hand so you don't use it to shoot anybody, instead of figuring out how to prevent or control the desire to kill in the first place. I'd mandate hard-core therapy (talk and drug, if warranted) first and then allow only if this was still the only alternative to serious weight-related health problems or death (which I understand it is for some people).

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

She doesn't look fine there. She looks fine there. As in H-O-T. And wasn't she supposed to be coked out in Blow? Did you think Michelle Pfeiffer looked hot in Scarface?

As for "Woman on Top," you are sorely mistaken. She looked fantastic in that movie. She most definitely qualifies as a gorgeous latina, although I tend to think of her as a gorgeous woman.

TM

Making the Band II: The Next Big Thing?
 

I missed this week's episode, but I have to agree. Before this show, I haaaaaaaated Puffy. Now I definitely respect him for the business man he is.

This show is high comedy. (All the kids deserve to be dropped off an island and never heard from again.)

It's my second favorite reality show behind Project Greenlight.

"The 'Gigli' Is Up"
 

The analogy would work better if the young Amsterdamer stuck his finger in a dyke (NTTAWWT), not a dike.