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Uh, Steve, that's what we call "a term of art" . . . . [Edited to say apparently I already told this story on the old board in response to Toaster Man's take on people who jerk off in health club steam rooms.] |
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And if you think the original meaning of 'gook' has been replaced with the racist meaning, you need to stop spending all your time with WWII vets. Edited to say that I'm drawing a complete blank on other epithets that have previous non-racial meanings at the moment. N-word, nope. S-word, nope. WB-word, nope ... Okay, chink has multiple meanings, but that's the only one I can think of. Further edited to say that you may no longer refer to any yard tool as a 'hoe', the same being degrading to women. |
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As a practical matter, one can tell the meaning from the context, pretty reliably. |
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I'll take back what I said about Kevin Smith if the Fletch movie is any good. Jason Lee is an excellent Fletch, though I would hardly call him a "choice" in this context. |
Slow Wednesday Night at Lester's
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Are you ready for some futbol
ESPN reports on new slogans for this fall...
Arizona Cardinals: "At Least It Will Be A Dry 3-13." Atlanta Falcons: "Helping Displaced Northerners Avoid Truck-Related Sports Since 1966." Baltimore Ravens: "Are You Ready For Some Futbol-Like Scores?" Buffalo Bills: "Knock, Knock? Who's There? Drew Bledsoe. Drew Bledsoe Who? Drew Bledsoe Much From A Hit In The Pocket That He Passed Out, So, Like, The Least You Could Do Is Buy A Four Game Ticket Plan." Chicago Bears: "Keep Telling Yourself Last Season Was Just A Fluke -- Just Like You Told Yourself You'd Travel For A Year And Then Go To College." Cincinnati Bengals: "Only 367,200 Minutes 'Till We Make Our Selection." Cleveland Browns: "You Don't Live In Cincinnati, You Live In Cleveland ... So Let The Potentially Crippling Projectile Objects Fly!" Dallas Cowboys: "As Seen Last Year On The Popular HBO Series, Oz." Denver Broncos: "Hey Look, We've Got Plummer's Butt." Detroit Lions: "New Coach. New Beginnings. New Horizons Of Unfulfillment And Dissatisfaction." Green Bay Packers: "Millions Of Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of This Team Nickname." Houston Cows: "We Still Have That New Carr Smell." Indianapolis Colts: "Remember: You Can't Spell Indianapolis Without 'No D.'" Jacksonville Jaguars: "A Refreshing Break From Watching The Underarm Wattles Of Elderly Floridians Flail About As They Wave Their Bingo Cards." Kansas City Chiefs: "Come See A Priest Run Wild -- Without All The Catholic Guilt." Miami Dolphins: "Seau! Seau! Seau! No, Seriously, 'Say Ow,' Because Our Inflated Ticket Prices Are Painful." San Francisco 49ers: "Straight Guys (In Glorified Capri Pants) For The Queer Eye." St. Louis Rams: "We Added Jason Sehorn To Spruce Up Our Defense-Which Is Kind Of Like Adding A Rear Spoiler To Spruce Up Your Geo." ESPN |
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Making the Band II: The Next Big Thing?
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a) misunderstood geniuses b) complete morons c) spoiled children d) hard working but with limited talent e) losers with an overinflated opinion of their own sense of humor and storytelling ability f) manipulative fucks g) misogynists h) unwilling to take any responsibility for things going wrong i) idiots for failing to work within the system j) to be commended for fighting against the system More than one answer is allowed. Oh, and by the way, I saw Jeff Balis walking in my neighborhood on Sunday. I was this close to calling out "yo, Jeff" across the street. If my fiancee hadn't been with me, I might have done it. I love the show. I think it's brilliant. I think Shia LeBoef is really really great. And I think Chris Mohr has a tough job, but probably gets paid a more than sufficient amount to make it worthwhile. |
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Mr. Burns: Oh well...when I was six my father took me on a picnic.... That was a gay old time....hoho...I ate my share of weiners THAT day! |
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Transcribed from: ZTV (Sweden) Transcribed by: crippa@geocities.com [Mark as an old lady, solving a crossword puzzle in her garden.] Mark: I'm all in favor of certain people having their own, you know, lifestyle, but...why did they have to take the word "gay"? It's such a lovely word! They've...they've robbed the English language of a beautiful word. I...they have. I mean, now if I say to one of my friends, or one of my friends asks me, "How is your son or daughter feeling?", and I say "Oh, they're feeling gay"...it's a scandal. I've had to stop using the word altogether. Oh. So they've taken "gay" away from us. What was wrong with "pervert"? And you can't use the word "faggot" anymore either, you...it used to be a lovely bundle of sticks. On cold winters' nights you'd throw another faggot on the fire. But now they work in restaurants, making your salads, being snotty and still expecting fifteen percent. "Cunnilingus"? My grandfather drove one across America. With pride. He bought the first one off the lot in 1923. Oh, but now they're all gone, forgotten - the Cunnilingus, the Rambler. Oh. I suppose "Rambler" means something filthy now too, does it, does it mean something...? Can't use the word "fisting" anymore either, oh no. No, no. But back in the forties the girls and I used to fist every Sunday afternoon. It was a knitting stitch, and a very difficult one. I made a lovely yellow afghan full of tiny, intricate fistings, that won a, that won a grand prize at a, at a jamboree. Yeah. Gave up knitting altogether, though, in 1979, finally found out what the word meant, oh no. No, no. I took that afghan with all that lovely fisting and put it up the poop-hole. Oh, that's, that's what we used to call attic. Now they're all gone, locked away, like those beautiful words. Well, I guess I'm just supposed to fade away, in silence...or be modern and accept it. Fine. I guess I'll just have a Fuck Off. Oh, that used to be a summer drink, you know. http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcri...e/wordgay.html |
Gay marriage and the Pope
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