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Originally posted by Not Me
I think he meant it in a nice way.

PP - whenever a man resorts to calling you a whore or a slut, you know you have not only won the argument, you have wounded him, too.

And when they call you a race-baiting piece of shit, you can be pretty sure that you're fat.

TM

ABBAKiss

12-16-2003 01:26 PM

Can't we just all get along?

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
And the world thought marching band groupies didn't exist...

There's thousands of teenage guys out there who will be happy to know that the parents who bought them a Sousaphone instead of a Stratocaster didn't condemn them to a lonely life of celibacy.

Well, actually, given my aversion to kids, and especially the bearing them part, though also the raising them part, although not the making them part, I really meant to convey that I highly doubted Ty was in a marching band due to his lack of rhythm.

purse junkie

12-16-2003 01:26 PM

I got it

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Originally posted by Not Me
It means that the woman has internalized the sexism and misogyny of our society and is mired in self-hatred.

Ah. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm peacefully enjoying my bourbon and watching an attractive skittish woman leaving with a fat pig at the end of the bar.

evenodds

12-16-2003 01:28 PM

I got it

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And when they call you a race-baiting piece of shit, you can be pretty sure that you're fat.

I think we have a new board motto.

Not Me

12-16-2003 01:28 PM

I got it

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Ah. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm peacefully enjoying my bourbon and watching an attractive skittish woman leaving with a fat pig at the end of the bar.

BTW - use of the word "skank" by a woman does not signify that the woman has internalized the sexism and misogyny of our society and is mired in self-hatred.

ltl/fb

12-16-2003 01:29 PM

I got it

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You say that like its a bad thing....

Could someone please let me know which is classier, a coke whore or a crack whore? Thanks.

Sidd Finch

12-16-2003 01:29 PM

I got it

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Me
It means that the woman has internalized the sexism and misogyny of our society and is mired in self-hatred.

Dude. Your woman-imitation is getting worse by the day. And that's impressive, in a way.

Namas.... Oh, I'm sorry -- no one there, I guess.

robustpuppy

12-16-2003 01:29 PM

I got it

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You say that like its a bad thing.....

No, honey, it's not bad. It's good. Mmmmm, yeah. Really, really good, yeah, good, oh, unh, yeah, yes, that's good!

ltl/fb

12-16-2003 01:31 PM

I got it

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And when they call you a race-baiting piece of shit, you can be pretty sure that you're fat.

TM

OK, but not all fat people are race-baiting pieces of shit, right? I'm thinking the Venn diagram is one small circle almost entirely contained within a much larger circle.

I'm fearing I'm not just declasse and fat, but also a race-baiter. Maybe I can move to MN where we can hang some black people from the streetlights.

ABBAKiss

12-16-2003 01:31 PM

I got it

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Could someone please let me know which is classier, a coke whore or a crack whore? Thanks.

A coke whore is classier because crack is whack.

ABBAKiss

12-16-2003 01:32 PM

I got it

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm fearing I'm not just declasse and fat, but also a race-baiter. Maybe I can move to MN where we can hang some black people from the streetlights.

There are black people in Minnesota?

ltl/fb

12-16-2003 01:33 PM

I got it

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There are black people in Minnesota?

Oh. Maybe y'all lynched all of them.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-16-2003 01:34 PM

I got it

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
There are black people in Minnesota?

No. Latroy Hawkins was traded to the Cubs.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

12-16-2003 01:34 PM

Can't we just all get along?

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Well, actually, given my aversion to kids, and especially the bearing them part, though also the raising them part, although not the making them part, I really meant to convey that I highly doubted Ty was in a marching band due to his lack of rhythm.

So they ARE still doomed to celibacy? I guess I'll have to tell the guys to call off the all-Sousaphone Barry White medley they were planning for outside your window tonight...

They won't be happy.

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