Ketchup
 

Um, no - I think it was Today - but at the end of the show. I didn't leave until 10 today. And if it was - you can be sure I wouldn't admit it!

-T(my standards may be low, but not nonexistant)L ;)

t.v. stars of yesterday. or before that.
 

In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

(spree: this link has immediate sound)

edited to provide sound warning. e/o

(editing spree: e/o hates me)

edited to indicate e/o's hatred of me. ptp

(don't believe pushy's lies: i love him.)

edited to correct false impression about my love of pushy. e/o


I love you both very much - Leagl

Can you fuckers stop the bullshit??? - not7yS

(judgment spree: not7yS is being a cock because he is afraid of love)

edited to indicate the hollow heart of not7yS. ptp

Summer Songs Question
 

Speaking of Buffett, got my tickets for one of his shows in Chicago this year and received in the envelope a voucher for free (with $6.50 fee) tickets to another show at the venue this summer that is having trouble selling... Just have to show up the day of the event and the tickets are mine. Feel sorry for the poor bastards who paid full price, on many levels...

Trying to decide who sucks the least of the following:

ZZTop (w/Nugent and Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Poison (w/Vince Neil and Skid Row)
Boston
Journey (w/o Steve Perry), Sammy Hagar and .38 Special
REO, Styx (w/o Dennis DeYoung), Heart and Night Ranger

If I go to any of these, I'll have to dress up like the goofs who run on the field at Comiskey Park... Know where I can get a good mullet wig??

Rock on, y'all... :guitar:

Jewel
 

They do these little outdoor concerts (I missed the actual singing) a couple times a year - definitely not new, but perhaps more hyped. Remember - it's sweeps, the time of year when your local news covers such stories as "Local Girls Gone Wild," "Hooker Hangouts," and "How to save yourself from a shark attack of you accidentally drive off a pier".

-T(Aha - proof that I was not watching Regis and Kelly)L

Edited to add that Local Girls Gone Wild was an actual (extended) feature that appeared on last night's NBC news in Houston - I swear - where's Rob Johnson when you need a good "What to do when you're being eaten alive by pythons?" story?

PCP
 

Can we have the "me beneath the athletes" discussion instead?

t.v. stars of yesterday. or before that.
 

Now that you have heard the song, you can watch a clip with six and her mom talking really fast.

http://www.gailedwards.com/blossom.htm

PCP
 

Note to self: gwinky prefers not to be on top

PCP
 

Whoops!
I sound like a mercenary.

Summer Songs Question
 

Who sucks the least? That's a very tough question. Don't go, your ears will bleed.

Isn't "good mullet" oxymoronic?

AM(screaming over the hill operatic hair bands -- ugh)

Summer Songs Question
 

Pardon me, "authentic-looking" mullet wig...

Jewel
 

The Today show is almost as bad. Matt Lauer is a nauseating sycophant who's just a little too pleased with himself for being a second rate celebrity who scored a model for a wife just before he lost his hair. Ann Curry wins the prize for being the second most obsequious person on the show, which is her lot in life, I think (being second, that is).

As for Katie -- she's vastly preferable to Diane ("When I squint, it's to remind you that I'm a serious journalist as well as a babe") Sawyer.

I can't help but like Al Roker, though. And Soledad O'Brien is very dignified whenever she subs, a true feat in those circumstances.

t.v. stars of yesterday. or before that.
 

Mayim is a Hebrew school teacher (music I think).

That perhaps doesn't have quite the press appeal of the Coreys' meltdowns, Punky Brewster's breast reduction or the Diff'rent Strokes' kids' assaults, gun charges and Playboy posing, but I really did think that was cool.

PCP
 

It is easier to grab the back of the mullet if you're on the bottom.

Summer Songs Question
 

This concert doth not suck.

On the contrary, the kings of Texas boogie put on one hell of a show - hell, I'd pay full price.

not7y(Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans)S

Jewel
 

Right. They used to be brought to me (and you) by the Incredible, Edible Egg. Thank god I don't have to hear those "I love eggs!!!" ads anymore. Every week. All summer. Many Bad bands seeking publicity. A propos of nothing, Jewel is on SNL tomorrow as well.

This was the "meet the artist" segment they had before the actual performance. We met jewel in all her new hoochie glory (NTTATWTT), as I had on the web the night before.

PCP
 

Now that was just un-called for.

And everyone knows you do it doggy style with athletes so you can both keep one eye on the game.

t.v. stars of yesterday. or before that.
 

Six is apparently on a UPN series and has her own website:

http://www.jennavonoy.com/index.shtml

And as for Diff'rent Strokes, you left out fatal overdose...

Summer Songs Question
 

They might get my vote Slave... 10 years ago they would have for sure. Watching Nugent fire flaming arrows at stuff is probably worth $6.50 itself...

PCP
 

Where are the other eyes?

Jewel
 

Not anymore.

It's 50 Cent. They ran an ad during ER last night that was moderately amusing.

Jewel
 

I can't say that rings a bell. I'm not much for morning tv normally - we've been watching the new Houston news channel 24 lately or (typically) cnn. I will probably see that unless we rent a movie - ah...married life. ;)

-TL

edited to add - 50 Cent? Mr. Lex would have enjoyed Hoochie Jewel more...maybe we'll rent a movie - Any suggestions? I finally saw The Ring last weekend and I'm such a wuss - it scared the crap out of me and Mr. Lex was forced to sleep on my side of the bed all night.

PCP
 

Closed. The overwhelming passion of it all, etc.

You don't seem to know much about the ways of love.

Manor House?
 

Anyone else watch this?

Mr. Raj-Singh came across as an oily, prissy, preening, passive-aggressive drama queen. Glad I'll probably never have to be in the same room with him.

"Sir John"'s tears at leaving the house, and lot of the things he said, really made me feel sick to my stomach. Of course you don't want to leave, you pompous prick--no one would want to give up that kind of privileged existence. The whole show demonstrated just how hard it can be to get the privileged to recognize and acknowledge their different status: "Of course my servants are happy," etc.

tm

Summer Songs Question
 

Umm, being the kind, giving person that I am, I will take the bullet here - send the tix to me, and I will go the the (groan - how awful) ZZ show and tell you just how bad it was. Poor Me.

PCP
 

Why do you think I'm here?

Summer Songs Question
 

Yes, send bilmore the tickets.

AM(it won't matter what time you get to the show because every song sounds the same)M

Summer Songs Question
 

I swear - I hadn't noticed the Motor City Madman was the opener. Fucking A.

Now I have to go home and blast Wango Ze Tango.

not7yS

Manor House?
 

I loved this series. They were saying how tragic all these loveless Edwardian marriages were--if I had to be married to such a clueless little twit I'd be begging him to nail someone else instead.

Loved, loved the inebriated chef berating Sir John at the servant's ball for being a fraud for refusing to eat Edwardian food or allow it to be served properly (thus negating the entire reason why that chef joined the show). And the butler was a true gentleman all the way.

Summer Songs Question
 

I'm beginning to see the merit in this. Nugent's flames and all that hair spray.

Could be cool.

AM(imagine the wilson sisters on fire!)M

Questions from online dating world
 

Speaking of why am I here, I have a question from the wonderful world of online dating: What is a man trying to communicate when his personals ad says he has great hands? I've seen this more than once.

Note to single lawyers interested in dating other lawyers, berating your potential date during your first phone call about her choice of specialty within the profession is not a turn-on in the slightest.

Summer Songs Question
 

I shouldn't tell you all this, but I saw Sammy Hagar last year (I don't like his music and I was at the concert mainly because of a friend who was on the tour with him, obviously this is kinda outable, so I will leave the explanation there). Although I've never been a fan, I will say that his tour has a very Buffetesque feel to it. He has Cabo Wabo fans who follow him around much like the Parrotheads and much of the music has a similar feel (other than that godawful I Can't Drive 65 song and his stupid circa 1980 plastic sunglasses, oh and did I mention the video showing him in the yellow/red jumpsuit?).

So if this set of tix is a Buffet bonus, you could use them on Hagar and continue the love...

n(I've also seen him on Cribs so I might be considered a border-line stalker)cs

PCP
 

Now now now -- there's no need to attack free-thinkers like E/O just because you're a traditionalist who prefers the missionary position whilest, uh, "deposing" Not Swede captains of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Oh, and apropos of nothing, one would think that if one were the second best* French Canadian goalie in the NHL, one could find someone in Montreal other than one's sister in law to boink. But maybe she's really hot. I dunno.


*Well, maybe Marty is the best goalie period this season. Or maybe he's second to that French Canadian Giggy dude from Anaheim, not Patrick Roy as I think. Anyway, he may have questionable judgment, but may finally win the Vezina.

Summer Songs Question
 

Followed closely by Stanglehold.

Manor House?
 

I didn't see the series - pray tell, what Edwarding food did "sir" John refuse to eat, and how was it supposed to be served?

Questions from online dating world
 

Well, I'm not a man, or at least I don't admit to being one, and the way I read the great hands thing is, "the better to grab your tits and ass with, my dear." Cheesemo.

He might try to explain it more innocently, as in "I give great massages." A great pickup line, that one is. Even more cheesemo.

Or he might not like performing oral sex and thinks that he makes up for it with one or both of his great hands. Not cheesemo, just stu.

timmy time
 

A good mullet wig is a good wig that, notwithstanding, looks like a mullet.

A good-mullet wig would be a wig that looks like a good mullet, if you can imagine that. Oxymoronic.

Manor House?
 

Oh, sorry, I should've "spoiler"-ed that!

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It was a baked stuffed pig's head in all its graphic glory. They carried it out like a trophy and displayed it prominently on a sideboard for the family and guests, then Sir John was complaining repeatedly how disconcerting it was to have dinner staring back at you while he was eating its cheeks, which upset the butler very much as it implied he'd done something terribly wrong (in front of company no less) and that the faith and trust his master had in him was irrevocably damaged.

p(I'd have keeled over, but as I'm a meat-eating hypocrite I would've kept my damned mouth shut about it as I fainted)j

Manor House?
 

Only caught part of the last episode.

My favorite bit was when they were showing the movies, the Upstairs folks were sitting around politely ohing and ahing at themselves, while the downstairs folks were hooting it up and making fun of themselves.

The Upstairs folks were pretty pathetic. Raj-Singh very annoying, Sir John's wife saying that she was "meant to be an Edwardian", her sister losing it when she had to say good-bye to the horses. I bet they had a harder time adjusting back to reality then the Downstairs folks.

Summer Songs Question
 

Hope the show is outdoors.

Remember The Station.

Manor House?
 

Huh. I guess the dude doesn't eat much fish - that tends to stare back at you, too. And, I think the comment implied that his guests were boring more than that the butler had misplaced his serving tray.