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Penske_Account 01-22-2009 04:37 PM
Re: Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378517)
My additions might include "does it in a public place -- but not necessarily in front of third parties in public" (perhaps merge the doggie-style entries [HA!] to make room for this one), and maybe uses "marital aids" (or whatever euphemism). Maybe combine 4&5 to make room for this one.

Your suggestions are welcome!
Based on those scales, my babies' momma was 8 plus. At least when we were coupling.

Penske_Account 01-22-2009 04:39 PM
Re: Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378561)
No. A few times with X and a couple of times when super stoned I got blowjobs that might have hit the 3 hour mark.

TM
Are those metric hours?

Penske_Account 01-22-2009 04:42 PM
Re: Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 378598)

Plus, for certain segments of society, e.g. high school girls, blowjobs are given way more often than actual sex.
2. And thankfully the WA courts validated my career switch from lawyer to high school teacher, which was, in part, to access that perk.

Penske_Account 01-22-2009 04:45 PM
Re: Top 99 Most Desirable Women
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378632)
Did you watch last night?


SPOILER



I'm very curious if some relationships survived the taping of this season.
I'm curious if Stefan was ever able to turn Jamie.....

Flinty_McFlint 01-22-2009 05:03 PM
Re: More inaugural fashion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378393)
I think I may be the only American who listened to her singing yesterday and thought someone brought the wrong Aretha to the party. I only heard it on the radio and it sounded like someone's slightly senile grandmother. There, I said it.
I'm glad somebody agreed with me on this. She now has carte blanche with me to wear whatever the hell she wants.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/22/lkl...lin/index.html

Hank Chinaski 01-22-2009 05:11 PM
duck hokies!
 
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/22/...ath/index.html

I don't think I'd want my kids going to Virginia Tech.

Replaced_Texan 01-22-2009 05:26 PM
Re: duck hokies!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 378673)
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/22/...ath/index.html

I don't think I'd want my kids going to Virginia Tech.
How the hell does someone get decapitated at Au Bon Pain?? Sheesh.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-22-2009 06:22 PM
Re: duck hokies!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378678)
How the hell does someone get decapitated at Au Bon Pain?? Sheesh.
Au Bon Painfully?

(Sorry.)

TM

LessinSF 01-22-2009 06:28 PM
Re: duck hokies!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378697)
Au Bon Painfully?

(Sorry.)

TM
Auful. My tete.

notcasesensitive 01-23-2009 02:05 AM
breakin' and poppin'
 
We finally learn the genesis of Thurgreed's smoove moves.

Jack Manfred 01-23-2009 04:02 AM
Choose Your Emotion
 
Want to laugh? Click Noah Baumbach's short story in The New Yorker.

Want to cry? Click Bill Simmons' column for ESPN.com.

Gattigap 01-23-2009 10:06 AM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 378722)

Both excellent, but I recommend reading them in reverse order. I cried after Simmons, and peed myself a little after Baumbach, so the results are somewhat mixed, but still I feel Baumbach is the better way to finish up and face the day.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-23-2009 10:11 AM
Re: breakin' and poppin'
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 378721)
We finally learn the genesis of Thurgreed's smoove moves.
Please. I was already pop lockin' when that came out. I was fresh.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 01-23-2009 10:36 AM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 378722)
I have yet to read anything in The New Yorker funnier than "Jesse Honey, Mountain Guide." I measure every piece in The New Yorker against it. Too bad you have to either subscribe or register to read it.

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/198...ARDS_000339833

TM

Replaced_Texan 01-23-2009 11:00 AM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 378726)
Both excellent, but I recommend reading them in reverse order. I cried after Simmons, and peed myself a little after Baumbach, so the results are somewhat mixed, but still I feel Baumbach is the better way to finish up and face the day.
Having gone through the DD's last days less than six months ago, the Simmons piece was a little too close to home.

Tyrone Slothrop 01-23-2009 11:40 AM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378730)
Having gone through the DD's last days less than six months ago, the Simmons piece was a little too close to home.
Having gone through this less than three years ago, the Simmons piece was a little too close to home.

dtb 01-23-2009 11:48 AM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 378726)
Both excellent, but I recommend reading them in reverse order. I cried after Simmons, and peed myself a little after Baumbach, so the results are somewhat mixed, but still I feel Baumbach is the better way to finish up and face the day.

Slight spoiler:

The story about the child wandering off was exactly like something that happened to me, except my child is a boy, and my dog was a Rottweiler (and it wasn't at night). But she did the same thing. Sniff.

bold_n_brazen 01-23-2009 12:15 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378735)
Slight spoiler:

The story about the child wandering off was exactly like something that happened to me, except my child is a boy, and my dog was a Rottweiler (and it wasn't at night). But she did the same thing. Sniff.
RESOLVED: That no more sad stories related to dogs dying shall be posted on the FB for any reason whatsoever, unless the story is related to the poster's own dog.

Hank Chinaski 01-23-2009 12:57 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378735)
Slight spoiler:

The story about the child wandering off was exactly like something that happened to me, except my child is a boy, and my dog was a Rottweiler (and it wasn't at night). But she did the same thing. Sniff.
our Peanut died 15 months ago. and wonk's was a few months before that. Meaning that in the last year and a half we've lost around 6 dogs. i'd blame the new site, but Peanut never actually looked at the computer.

ThurgreedMarshall 01-23-2009 01:03 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378739)
RESOLVED: That no more sad stories related to dogs dying shall be posted on the FB for any reason whatsoever, unless the story is related to the poster's own dog.
Get it together, people.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-23-2009 01:09 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378739)
RESOLVED: That no more sad stories related to dogs dying shall be posted on the FB for any reason whatsoever, unless the story is related to the poster's own dog.
The longest blowjob I've received was probably about 45 minutes, and that was a long time.

Atticus Grinch 01-23-2009 01:16 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 378745)
our Peanut died 15 months ago. and wonk's was a few months before that. Meaning that in the last year and a half we've lost around 6 dogs. i'd blame the new site, but Peanut never actually looked at the computer.
Penske came back two months ago and now a bunch of folks who may or may not exist IRL are talking about their dead dogs.

Think about it.

Sidd Finch 01-23-2009 01:19 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 378756)
Penske came back two months ago and now a bunch of folks who may or may not exist IRL are talking about their dead dogs.

Think about it.
And their most memorable blowjobs. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 01-23-2009 01:23 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378739)
RESOLVED: That no more sad stories related to dogs dying shall be posted on the FB for any reason whatsoever, unless the story is related to the poster's own dog.
I remember as a kid being sad when our mutt got flattened by a car. Dad buried him out back.

Dad didn't seem so sad. I think it was because the old dog was getting sickly, and this meant Dad wouldn't need to go out back sometime with the dog and a rifle. I realized this later.

Oh, and one hour and 16 minutes, with an encore of about half that length.

Hank Chinaski 01-23-2009 01:27 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 378756)
Penske came back two months ago and now a bunch of folks who may or may not exist IRL are talking about their dead dogs.

Think about it.
penske socks?

RT- maybe, if he got help.

Taxwonk- Nope. too mundane. and the wonkiing schtick would have been dropped by now. Penske has legs, but not that long.

DTB- no way. bitch keeps bugging me for advice IRL. unless you think Penske would hire an actress to convince us someone isn't his sock.

Cletus Miller 01-23-2009 01:36 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 378767)
penske socks?
DTB- no way. bitch keeps bugging me for advice IRL. unless you think Penske would hire an actress to convince us someone isn't his sock.
You mean a second actress, right?

notcasesensitive 01-23-2009 01:40 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378750)
The longest blowjob I've received was probably about 45 minutes, and that was a long time.
Seriously. I'd say longest I've ever given is in the 30-45 minute range. How could anyone possibly do that for 3 hours?? Long periods of relative inactivity?? Or some sort of olympic blowjob training regimen? I guess I understand the use of substances thing, but no amount of X would gear me up for a 3 hour long BJ.

Hank Chinaski 01-23-2009 01:45 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 378771)
You mean a second actress, right?
for all the newbers this is called an original definition whiff.

Penske_Account 01-23-2009 01:45 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 378732)
Having gone through this less than three years ago, the Simmons piece was a little too close to home.
Having gone through this, more or less, less than 4 days ago , the Simmons piece was a little too close to home......

Its eerily coincidental..... I even have kids, subject to paterntiy test results, who are nick named Frick and Frack.

Nut Case, Sensitive 01-23-2009 01:46 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 378775)
Seriously. I'd say longest I've ever given is in the 30-45 minute range. How could anyone possibly do that for 3 hours?? Long periods of relative inactivity?? Or some sort of olympic blowjob training regimen? I guess I understand the use of substances thing, but no amount of X would gear me up for a 3 hour long BJ.

Nnnnnnuuuuutttttssssssss!

Penske_Account 01-23-2009 01:47 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 378756)
Penske came back two months ago and now a bunch of folks who may or may not exist IRL are talking about their dead dogs.

Think about it.
Well played, playa.

Hank Chinaski 01-23-2009 01:52 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 378775)
Seriously. I'd say longest I've ever given is in the 30-45 minute range. How could anyone possibly do that for 3 hours?? Long periods of relative inactivity?? Or some sort of olympic blowjob training regimen? I guess I understand the use of substances thing, but no amount of X would gear me up for a 3 hour long BJ.
2. I got too much stuff tivo'd to be spending all that extra time.

Penske_Account 01-23-2009 01:53 PM
A Cautionary Valentines tale
 
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/lovemetender/.html

Video with skimpy lingerie shots and lap dancing, no breastal or down unda' nudity, SFW or not at your own risk, although if you are a corner office dweller, no worries mate!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-23-2009 02:09 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 378781)
2. I got too much stuff tivo'd to be spending all that extra time.
Even Coltrane knows that if you have the remote in your hand, just get her to move to the side.

bold_n_brazen 01-23-2009 02:12 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 378775)
Seriously. I'd say longest I've ever given is in the 30-45 minute range. How could anyone possibly do that for 3 hours?? Long periods of relative inactivity?? Or some sort of olympic blowjob training regimen? I guess I understand the use of substances thing, but no amount of X would gear me up for a 3 hour long BJ.
2.

At some point, it's got to get kind of boring and tedious. I mean there's only so many moves one can employ.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-23-2009 02:14 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378791)
2.

At some point, it's got to get kind of boring and tedious. I mean there's only so many moves one can employ.
I think you and/or ncs should use this as your avatar.

http://www.80stees.com/images/produc...Owl-Jr-Tee.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 01-23-2009 02:18 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 378775)
Seriously. I'd say longest I've ever given is in the 30-45 minute range. How could anyone possibly do that for 3 hours?? Long periods of relative inactivity?? Or some sort of olympic blowjob training regimen? I guess I understand the use of substances thing, but no amount of X would gear me up for a 3 hour long BJ.
I don't want to get into details, but let's just say that lots was going on and there were definitely breaks where we would be doing something else, but the main thing was the blowjob, because holy shit do blowjobs feel good on X. But X has a strong effect on me. The first time I took it I had sex for like 10 hours (not all one shot, of course).

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 01-23-2009 02:23 PM
Re: A Cautionary Valentines tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 378782)
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/lovemetender/.html

Video with skimpy lingerie shots and lap dancing, no breastal or down unda' nudity, SFW or not at your own risk, although if you are a corner office dweller, no worries mate!
That woman's body couldn't be more boring.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-23-2009 03:10 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 378790)
Even Coltrane knows that if you have the remote in your hand, just get her to move to the side.
She doesn't have to move at all if you're sitting on the couch.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-23-2009 03:12 PM
Re: Choose Your Emotion
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378798)
She doesn't have to move at all if you're sitting on the couch.
True. Unless she's in the way of the popcorn.


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