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Flinty_McFlint 09-16-2005 04:41 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Can I be a judge?
I'm pretty sure you could be a participant.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-16-2005 04:41 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Can I be a judge?
Not if they're having a dick sucking contest.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-16-2005 05:05 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not if they're having a dick sucking contest.
Maybe if she brings her strap-on?

NFH, you may want to make sure Grandpa isn't in NYC anytime soon.

baltassoc 09-16-2005 05:31 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm pretty sure you could be a participant.
Or camera person.

LessinSF 09-16-2005 05:51 PM

ACL planning
 
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Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
I'd like to back you on Bob Mould, but he's a long, long way from "Workbook," and even farther from the glory days of Husker Du.
Actually, his new one - Body of Song - is a return to "Workbook"/ "Black Sheets of Rain" and mostly excellent.

LessinSF 09-16-2005 05:52 PM

ACL planning
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Mixed in, I'm told, with a dollap (or maybe it was a smidgen) of his recent techno infatuation. But I hear he's playing stuff from his entire catalogue live (including Husker Du and Sugar stuff), so I wouldn't miss it if I was there. It would be kinda weird seing Mould outdoors. Dude played crazy loud in clubs; I think I owe part of my hearing loss to Mould shows.
He is playing the Fillmore here on 10/14 - come on down.

paigowprincess 09-16-2005 05:59 PM

Slooty?
 
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Originally posted by ironweed
Given the importance of communication and full disclosure to a healthy and long-lasting relationship, I have taken the liberty of forwarding this post to your maybe-ok-he-really-is boyfriend. No need to thank.
APparently, I have whiffed. I don't know whe, or even how, but I have. What does this post mean to the NitKs?

paigowprincess 09-16-2005 06:02 PM

I actually might die
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So hungover.

Kill me now.

I would like a blow job first.
Yes, once the weekly boy's night out Thursdays turn into a montly event, the hangovers get worse. This is from a combination of being out of practice, drinking extra shots to make up for lost time, and the unhealing powers of age. WWSD? I think a blueberry vitamin b shake with red bull and some salmon will do you just fine.

Jesus, this almost sounds like a Ty@50 post.

paigowprincess 09-16-2005 06:04 PM

I actually might die
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Did you take any preventative measures or did you just start downing the vodkas when it looked like the three-way was really going to happen?

I forget who swears by Chaser. Is it sold in stores or do you need to order it?
THey are sold at cigarette stores here, but amazingly are often sold out. I am going to order the Spankity recommend stuff if I can find the name and link to it.

paigowprincess 09-16-2005 06:11 PM

Actual fashion post
 
Can someone recommend a line of non headache inducing headbands?

Not Bob 09-16-2005 06:15 PM

Stick with the syllable bit
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
New = After NotBob started posting.
I'm not sure whether to be insulted or flattered by this.

paigowprincess 09-16-2005 06:26 PM

I actually might die
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Exactly. Slave told me he used the same rationale. As long he could hold a mental picture of a woman (or at least a post-op trannie) being on the other side of the hole in the wall, his membership in the He-Man Straightshaven Guy's Club was preserved.
Does anyone listen to Howard Stern anymore? Did I actually hear the straight single guy offer to show his equimpent to the staff and Robin said, "its orange" and the guy said "No, I shave" and then Howard said "You gotta leave something?"

Who is that guy anyway?

paigowprincess 09-16-2005 06:31 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
We can work together. In related news, I will be in NYC October 13-16 with a girlfriend who will be hooking up with some guy she knows so if anyone wants to help me win the title, or wants to help GWNC and me "compete" let me know.

SLUTIEST!!!!!
Girl, make yout trip a day earlier. Sebbypalooza is Oct 12 though I will be in town the 13th as well.

paigowprincess 09-16-2005 06:33 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Maybe if she brings her strap-on?

NFH, you may want to make sure Grandpa isn't in NYC anytime soon.
Who is NFH"s grandpa? Is that the guy (s)he bougght athletic wear from Sears for CHristmas?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 09-16-2005 06:49 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is NFH"s grandpa? Is that the guy (s)he bougght athletic wear from Sears for CHristmas?
He's the old dude getting pegged by NFH's grams. Duh.

Hank Chinaski 09-16-2005 09:10 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is NFH"s grandpa? Is that the guy (s)he bougght athletic wear from Sears for CHristmas?
not grandpa. Her MOM bought her DAD a health club membership, and then MOM told all the kids to buy DAD exercise clothes.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 03:56 AM

conan tonite
 
Lara Flynn Boyle does not look like Skeletor so much anymore. In a good way. No offence.

spookyfish 09-17-2005 11:03 AM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
We can work together. In related news, I will be in NYC October 13-16 with a girlfriend who will be hooking up with some guy she knows so if anyone wants to help me win the title, or wants to help GWNC and me "compete" let me know.

SLUTIEST!!!!!

Sorry. I'm busy that weekend.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 02:27 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Sorry. I'm busy that weekend.
2.

Although I will be passing through SF that weekend, if Less wants to hook up. I can't guarantee how slutty it will get, although I imagine it will be dependent on how many bottles of wine he could pour into me.

nononono 09-17-2005 04:47 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Lara Flynn Boyle does not look like Skeletor so much anymore. In a good way. No offence.
I wonder how that is possible, considering she always said it was just her naturally fast metabolism and that she wasn't capable of being less thin.

spookyfish 09-17-2005 04:56 PM

conan tonite
 
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Originally posted by nononono
I wonder how that is possible, considering she always said it was just her naturally fast metabolism and that she wasn't capable of being less thin.
She is 35, so maybe, like many other mere mortals, her natural metabolism is slowing.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 04:57 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
I wonder how that is possible, considering she always said it was just her naturally fast metabolism and that she wasn't capable of being less thin.
Maybe she is outpacing the metabolism with twinkies or something.

She still looked thin, but not painfully, skeletorally thin. Pretty good actually, although that may have been the product of the Rhone affect and the fact that it was 1 AM.

nononono 09-17-2005 05:01 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
She is 35, so maybe, like many other mere mortals, her natural metabolism is slowing.
Disturbing. I'm in denial of that particular phenomenon, but if it's hitting her, then there may be no hope. That said, I tend to think she had had at least the slightest bit of intent about her figure.

nononono 09-17-2005 05:03 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Maybe she is outpacing the metabolism with twinkies or something.

She still looked thin, but not painfully, skeletorally thin. Pretty good actually, although that may have been the product of the Rhone affect and the fact that it was 1 AM.
Once upon a time she wasn't Skeletor, so maybe she's returning to her roots. Or it was your lavendar-nose-induced haze.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 05:06 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Disturbing. I'm in denial of that particular phenomenon, but if it's hitting her, then there may be no hope.
Look at Eddie Merckx or Big Mig. They have beefed up since retirement. Lance is probably next. I hope so. Misery loves company.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 05:07 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Once upon a time she wasn't Skeletor, so maybe she's returning to her roots. Or it was your lavendar-nose-induced haze.
Tough to say. I'll try to watch the TIVO tonight, before I am hazy.

nononono 09-17-2005 05:13 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Look at Eddie Merckx or Big Mig. They have beefed up since retirement. Lance is probably next. I hope so. Misery loves company.
Lance can't because he's in Hollywood now. That just wouldn't do at all.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 05:34 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Lance can't because he's in Hollywood now. That just wouldn't do at all.
So I have to comeback, again, if I want to be like him? Sheesh.

nononono 09-17-2005 05:48 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
So I have to comeback, again, if I want to be like him? Sheesh.
Yes, and lay off the ice-cream sandwiches.

Ty@50 09-17-2005 06:19 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Yes, and lay off the ice-cream sandwiches.
As of 2020 Penske is still slim. He's disbarred, divorced and lives in a park- so he doesn't get to eat much. All that, and the meth habit, keep him in the same size slacks he wore in 2005.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 10:33 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Ty@50
As of 2020 Penske is still slim. He's disbarred, divorced and lives in a park- so he doesn't get to eat much. All that, and the meth habit, keep him in the same size slacks he wore in 2005.
Crack killed applejack.

Penske_Account 09-17-2005 10:36 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Yes, and lay off the ice-cream sandwiches.

:yum:

Ty@50 09-17-2005 11:07 PM

conan tonite
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Crack killed applejack.
I'm not sure what this means. You do realize its mostly your fault, don't you?

str8outavannuys 09-18-2005 12:24 AM

Actual fashion post
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can someone recommend a line of non headache inducing headbands?
I also have a fashion related sports question. Where on the list of all time bad baseball uniforms do the 2005 Colorado Rockies road unis place? The image below doesn't quite do justice to their utter awfulness. The tank/muscle shirt with the sleeves underneath . . . I think it's up there with the Padres of the late 70s, but short of the ChiSox late 70s.


http://sportserver.nandomedia.com/ip...29-giants2.jpg

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-18-2005 11:46 AM

Actual fashion post
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I also have a fashion related sports question. Where on the list of all time bad baseball uniforms do the 2005 Colorado Rockies road unis place? The image below doesn't quite do justice to their utter awfulness. The tank/muscle shirt with the sleeves underneath . . . I think it's up there with the Padres of the late 70s, but short of the ChiSox late 70s.

All-time's pretty tough, especially when the Padres are sporting these currently:

http://www.mlb.com/mlb/photo/ph_news...288_041201.jpg

FWIW, it seems more of a mockery than it is "honoring" the troops. You really should stop dressing like your "heroes" (cops, firemen, soldiers) at age 5 or 6.

Penske_Account 09-18-2005 03:08 PM

Actual fashion post
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Can someone recommend a line of non headache inducing headbands?
I just got a new podium cap from the below. Good stuff.

www.headsweats.com

http://www.headsweats.com/productcar...E-TOPLESS2.gif

ltl/fb 09-18-2005 11:09 PM

Baptism Gifts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
He's the old dude getting pegged by NFH's grams. Duh.
You never answered my request to be my internet bf. I assume that means no? I swear I would bury your collarbones really really deep . . .

spookyfish 09-19-2005 09:00 AM

Actual fashion post
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I also have a fashion related sports question. Where on the list of all time bad baseball uniforms do the 2005 Colorado Rockies road unis place? The image below doesn't quite do justice to their utter awfulness. The tank/muscle shirt with the sleeves underneath . . . I think it's up there with the Padres of the late 70s, but short of the ChiSox late 70s.


http://sportserver.nandomedia.com/ip...29-giants2.jpg
The 1970's were a historical low-water mark for Baseball uniforms There is no way these will ever be topped:

http://www.athlonsports.com/store/im...ablue28x10.jpg

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com...oustonpf-1.jpg

http://www.finalshot.com/ThumbNails/...ibbyJim1TB.jpg

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com...padrespf-1.jpg

Hank Chinaski 09-19-2005 10:24 AM

So I was buying gas, and it was back down to $2.60/gallon from $3.30 right after Katrina. For a half hour I was really pleased to see it down. I had forgotten I should be pissed about it being $2.60.

dtb 09-19-2005 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So I was buying gas, and it was back down to $2.60/gallon from $3.30 right after Katrina. For a half hour I was really pleased to see it down. I had forgotten I should be pissed about it being $2.60.
2. Except I was pleased that it was only $3.27.


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