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There is a new (I think) chain of take-out places here called Organic To Go, which sells, among other recockulous products, tuna salad sandwiches made with "organic" mayo (30-ish grams of fat) and other totally not good for you shit ("organic" cookies from Robert Redford???). Organic should be removed from the English language at this point. It is meaningless. It replaced Briazz, which actually had some decent food. <Sniff.>

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Who's the hunter? Who's the game?

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I hear ya. The last thing I'd want to do is get most of the stuff I want in one place at one time.

I don't know what handmade sorbet is either, but I know it tastes way better than the processed stuff I get a convenience market or ACME.

I don't buy much more than takeout. My firdge contains beer, vodka, naked and odwalla drinks, spinach, pasta sauce, smoked salmon and take out stuff.

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I do like one usage of organic - when someone uses it to describe a person's defective personality/behavior.

"Oh, yeh, I don't think she's just stressed. That's organic..."

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Both of them.

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My wife has a friend who looks like Rene. Crazy hot tall brunette. I loved her in college. Great chick in every regard.

Wife told me I made the brunette's list of "people I would have hooked up with in college, but never did." I see this woman every NY's Eve, and after about three drinks, its all I can do not to say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste."

Thats not cheating, is it?

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If you say "Just a taste... a quick makeout session. Just a taste." and your wife says "OK" then it's OK.

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It's only cheating if you get caught.

ETA: Also, recall the discussion from last year or a while ago anyway about how anal sex isn't really sex anyway so anal sex would also not be cheating.

ABBA(GENIUS)Kiss

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Thinking about it and posting on an anonymous internet chat board for lawyers? Sadly, yes it is, my boy. Sorry.

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hmmm. A minute ago you were saying you liked getting everything at one place.

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My brother has been on a kick to make the family homestead more profitable, and (among other things) he's looked into turning us into an all-organic operation. It's a fucking pain in the ass to be certified as organic, especially in parts of the world where you have to fertilize your fields if anything is going to grow there and if you're downstream from other ranches that use pesticides and/or fertilizers.

And from all the people (buyers and sellers) we've talked to at the farmers markets, so long as you explain that your cattle are generally grass fed and haven't ever seen the inside of a feed lot, most people who care about such things are pretty ok with the lack of "organic" label on the beef/pork/chicken/whatever.

I have a feeling that we'll be joining the heritage livestock movement in the next couple of months. The jury is still out on whether or not there will be enough buy-in on his "hogs in the woods" idea (inspired by a long talk with these guys and the discovery that from piglet to 400 pound hog only takes a few months). Farmers market farmers, btw, are a great source of information.

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I'm also going to want to know whether you ever left any of the females alone with Shape Shifter.

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Better go for it this year. By NY Eve '06, you'll be knockin' back the vodka in front of the tv while the old lady nurses the kid on the couch next to you.

You could probably get Penske to come over, though.

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Remember when fringey and Sebby hated each other? Remember when fringey and Wonk hated each other? Ah, good times.

For the good of the board, fringey, pick someone to hate (not me) and let them have it. I take back eveything I've ever said about needing to be nice to people. It is overrated.

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What about ostriches? Or alpacas?

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Fuck off, bitch.

Seriously, have you ever told me to be nice to people? Huh.

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No no no no. It's "fuck off, skank." Or is that only on Fridays?

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I have been routinely overrulled on my suggestion we raise Highland Cows on some silly notion that it's too hot in Texas for these adorable guys. I'm pretty sure that the alpacas will get similar treatment by the "what to do with the ranch" committee. Ostriches are a fucking pain in the ass to raise.

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I posted a "can't we all just get along" post once when you and Wonk were fighting. I formally retract it.

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Actually, it's difficult for me to go all-out being mean to her. Stupid real-life social life concerns.

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That's not how you raise ostriches. Hanks maybe, but not ostriches.

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Uh, I tell my wife about it.

ETA: Everybody wants to bang this chick. She's a real sweet chick in every regard. I know I can't do it, but there's nothing wrong with thinking about it. I'd hope my wife thinks of other men sometimes. If she didn't, I wouldn't feel comfortable living with her, let alone fucking her...

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For the rec, I never hated Fringey. I fought a lot more when I was angry and crazy. I'm in a better place now.

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It wasn't about you hating me. It was about me hating you, jackass, and I so totally did loathe and detest you.

Maybe I'm in a better place now (adjacent to ncs's perfect planet). Maybe you are. Maybe we both are.

Nirvana!

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. . . or raising "your" child together?

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So the fear is not that the wife would find out about the making out, it is that the hot chick would say no to the making out and then you'd be in the awkward position of having to reconcile the fact that you were once on her list, but you are no longer? That is sad. Especially to find out about it on New Year's Eve. That is almost drive-home-drunk-and-put-a-pistol-in-your-mouth sad. Does Hallmark make cards for that sort of thing?

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What is "tru"? Why does it matter? He's nuts! Let him revel in his madness.

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Good of you to step up to the plate, in light of my failure to perform.

That tru warier guy has a website. The record label appears to only have one group.

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The Tru Wariers?

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No. Three women called "Allure." I think it's at www.truwarier.com or something.

Um, you skanky bitch you.

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it explains it on the website. It has something to do with being a warrior who instead of weapons chooses a different spelling to represent going after what you believe in and honoring God.

But my understanding is based on the assumption that the words in his description are, at least for the most part, being spelled and used in their conventional English sense.

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the truly mean, like fringe, are mean 7 days a week. Trust me, I know, I once was a member of their club.

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I love first pregnancy husbands predicting how their wife will react to things, especially that he finds someone else attractive right now.

Not to mention that the "drinking lots while she isn't drinking at all" shit has got to hit a wall any day now.

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doesn't wearing an ad violate some rules? can we get the guy suspended some more?

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But he's drinking for two. Cut the man some slack. Besides, he's got a designated driver now. That's not something you wanna waste.

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I didn't know any major cities had started putting SSRIs in the water system.

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I am perfectly capable of hating while on SSRIs. Hell, I think I've been on them pretty much non-stop the whole time I've been posting, and I have been full of hate.

I still pretty much hate wanker, if that's any consolation to anyone.

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you know when he does those "why are you constnatly attacking me and stalking me and saying mean things about me that aren't true- you better stop" posts?

Those always make feel bad for him.

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yes -- very funny! they are at least 1/3 of the reason I continue to torture him (the other 2/3 or so is the loathing).

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I just think with the wife pregnant and not able to drink, it might be making it harder on her to have to step over empty vodka and beer bottles in the morning on her way to throw up. It just seems a little unsupportive, you know?

His wife and/or MIL will be explaining it to him soon- then he can flesh out the argument for us.