LawTalkers - Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

If she's off to the side you can turn the TV off and watch the reflection on the TV. Just like porno! Except you point at it and say, "Hey! That's me! Getting a BJ. Sweet."

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 03:26 PM

Another "I Miss Fringey" Moment or...

...how did I miss this?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMyHu...layer_embedded

TM

Pretty Little Flower

01-23-2009 03:33 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 378776)

for all the newbers this is called an original definition whiff.

Thanks! I was wondering. I knew it was something like that. I thought it might by the thing where we make fun of the deaf, blind girl.

Replaced_Texan

01-23-2009 03:37 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378791)

2.

At some point, it's got to get kind of boring and tedious. I mean there's only so many moves one can employ.

2. And if I'm on X, there's no way in hell I'm going to be able to concentrate for longer than 20, 30 minutes. 'specially if nothing is happening to me.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 03:38 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378805)

2. And if I'm on X, there's no way in hell I'm going to be able to concentrate for longer than 20, 30 minutes. 'specially if nothing is happening to me.

Why would nothing be happening to you?

TM

Adder

01-23-2009 03:39 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378805)

2. And if I'm on X,

I am shocked, disturbed, dismayed and disappointed about the apparently rampant use of illicit substances around here. Shocked, disturbed, dismayed and disappointed, I tell you.

Replaced_Texan

01-23-2009 03:39 PM

Re: Another "I Miss Fringey" Moment or...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378803)

...how did I miss this?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMyHu...layer_embedded

TM

That is awesome. I need a real life equivalent.

Flinty_McFlint

01-23-2009 03:40 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 378808)

I am shocked, disturbed, dismayed and disappointed about the apparently rampant use of illicit substances around here. Shocked, disturbed, dismayed and disappointed, I tell you.

My mommy says that X is evil and only bad people use it. She says to stick with pcp.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

01-23-2009 03:46 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378810)

My mommy says that X is evil and only bad people use it. She says to stick with pcp.

Has she ever seen what that stuff does to kids?

bold_n_brazen

01-23-2009 03:50 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378807)

Why would nothing be happening to you?

TM

This doesn't really answer this question, but I don't really like anything happening to me when I am giving head. I can't really concentrate on either thing fully then, and wind up feeling like both are getting short shrift.

futbol fan

01-23-2009 03:57 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378814)

I hate that. As I always say, "it's long shrift or nothing for me, me hearties!"

I like people to know where I stand on issues of shrift.

futbol fan

01-23-2009 04:00 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adder (Post 378808)

I am shocked, disturbed, dismayed and disappointed about the apparently rampant use of illicit substances around here. Shocked, disturbed, dismayed and disappointed, I tell you.

It isn't just the X. Thurgreed used to be the toast of Rawhide on K-Night Disco Thursdays, too. But that was years ago.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 04:03 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 378812)

Has she ever seen what that stuff does to kids?

Nicely done.

TM

LessinSF

01-23-2009 04:07 PM

Re: A Cautionary Valentines tale

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378794)

That woman's body couldn't be more boring.

TM

That "girl" is a post-op tranny.

Hank Chinaski

01-23-2009 04:08 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378807)

Why would nothing be happening to you?

TM

only NYC woman orgasm from fellatio

Did you just call me Coltrane?

01-23-2009 04:21 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378814)

And it's really hard to watch TV.

taxwonk

01-23-2009 04:33 PM

Re: Actual Fashion Question

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378566)

That's IT! Yes!! The Freaky Scale -- that's much better because "slut" can be misinterpreted.

Someone else said this I think, but I'd still be curious to know the answer -- would you consider yourself fortunate or cursed (or somewhere in between) to have a partner who was toward the upper reaches of the Freaky Scale? At what point (if any) would your view morph from "blessed" to "cursed"?

I would view myself as moving from "blessed" to "cursed" in an inverse relationship to my partner's descent down the scale.

dtb	01-23-2009 04:36 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 378739)

RESOLVED: That no more sad stories related to dogs dying shall be posted on the FB for any reason whatsoever, unless the story is related to the poster's own dog.

But that WAS related to the poster's own dog; albeit her dearly departed one.

dtb	01-23-2009 04:39 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 378775)

Seriously. I'd say longest I've ever given is in the 30-45 minute range. How could anyone possibly do that for 3 hours?? Long periods of relative inactivity?? Or some sort of olympic blowjob training regimen? I guess I understand the use of substances thing, but no amount of X would gear me up for a 3 hour long BJ.

2. My TMJ would prevent a 3-hour go. But what I lack in duration, I make up for in enthusiasm!

bold_n_brazen

01-23-2009 04:40 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378825)

But that WAS related to the poster's own dog; albeit her dearly departed one.

And what a good dog she was.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 04:43 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 378818)

It isn't just the X. Thurgreed used to be the toast of Rawhide on K-Night Disco Thursdays, too. But that was years ago.

Stop taking advantage of my post-inauguration, lingering Obama induced good mood.

TM

taxwonk

01-23-2009 04:49 PM

Re: Top 99 Most Desirable Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by catrin_darcy (Post 378654)

2. Definitely toward the top of the top 10, as well.

I think we also need to add Bar Refaeli.

Anne Hathaway? Are you kidding me? She shouldn't even be in the same room as a list like this one.

I don't know. After waking up one night after falling asleep on the couch to find Havoc on cable, I have looked at Ann Hathaway in a whole new light. She's not Julie Andrews' little princess any more.

taxwonk

01-23-2009 04:50 PM

Re: Top 99 Most Desirable Women

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 378656)

Don't forget low self-esteem and low standards. That's key.

And you said you didn't date. It still counts if they meet you at the truck stop and they only have your cell phone number.

taxwonk

01-23-2009 04:53 PM

Re: duck hokies!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 378678)

How the hell does someone get decapitated at Au Bon Pain?? Sheesh.

Bagel slicer?

taxwonk

01-23-2009 05:01 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378750)

The longest blowjob I've received was probably about 45 minutes, and that was a long time.

You're a lucky man. Most dogs are too toothy to let them go that long.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 05:02 PM

Oldboy

I've seen Oldboy. But apparently it is just one in a trilogy of films about revenge by filmmaker Chan-wook Park. Has anyone seen Lady Vengeance (http://www.amazon.com/Lady-Vengeance...1924059&sr=8-1) or Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance? Are they as good as Oldboy? Anyone? Anyone?

TM

J. Fred Muggs

01-23-2009 05:03 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 378834)

You're a lucky man. Most dogs are too toothy to let them go that long.

As always, I'll defer to the guy who went the extra mile and did the empirical research.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 05:05 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 378834)

You're a lucky man. Most dogs are too toothy to let them go that long.

Are you really admitting your envy of another man's ability to get longer blowjobs from his dog? Or did that joke not turn out the way you wanted it to?

TM

eta: Crap. Screw you, Muggs.

taxwonk

01-23-2009 05:07 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 378836)

As always, I'll defer to the guy who went the extra mile and did the empirical research.

You see some weird shit when you do time in Tijuana.

Tyrone Slothrop

01-23-2009 05:07 PM

Liz Phair

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 378798)

She doesn't have to move at all if you're sitting on the couch.

Quote:

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck and watch TV."

taxwonk

01-23-2009 05:08 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378837)

Are you really admitting your envy of another man's ability to get longer blowjobs from his dog? Or did that joke not turn out the way you wanted it to?

TM

eta: Crap. Screw you, Muggs.

My dog's dead, asshole. Remember?

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 05:14 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 378840)

My dog's dead, asshole. Remember?

Well, at least we know he didn't choke to death.

TM

eta: Damn it! I'm trying to be nice. Stop setting yourself up like that!

Sidd Finch

01-23-2009 05:23 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 378827)

But what I lack in duration, I make up for in enthusiasm!

Stop stealing Flinty's lines.

Penske_Account

01-23-2009 05:40 PM

Re: A Cautionary Valentines tale

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378794)

That woman's body couldn't be more boring.

TM

That wasn't the point of the video.......and I dissent on your comment....just sticking in the realm of brits, Kate Moss has a more boring body.

Penske_Account

01-23-2009 05:42 PM

Re: Choose Your Emotion

Quote:

Originally Posted by ironweed (Post 378818)

It isn't just the X. Thurgreed used to be the toast of Rawhide on K-Night Disco Thursdays, too. But that was years ago.

By years are you referring to December of last year?

Penske_Account

01-23-2009 05:43 PM

Re: A Cautionary Valentines tale

Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 378820)

That "girl" is a post-op tranny.

Oops.....not again......merde!

eta: post-op is better than pre-op, right?

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 05:46 PM

Gran Torino

Here is an interesting review that deals with the racial aspects of this movie.

http://www.racialicious.com/2009/01/...int/#more-2181

I am not an Eastwood fan. I think he is one of the most overrated of the Hollywood types and it seems to me that if you achieve some longevity, you're automatically labeled a genius. I've never thought he was much of an actor (since he's the poster child of the ever popular Whisper Method School of Acting) and think he is highly overrated as a director. I was going to skip this movie as a Grumpy Old Dirty Harry throwaway piece of crap, but now I'm willing to give it another change (although, it will probably be via dvd or HBO).

Anyone see it and have thoughts?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

01-23-2009 06:36 PM

And finally...

This is the most fascinating discussion of the origins of what we like to call Chinese Food you'll ever see. And the woman, Jennifer 8. Lee,* who does it is just awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MhV...layer_embedded

I knew General Tso's was invented here, but back when I discovered that, I was highly disappointed. I was exposed to the dish when I first moved to New York in the 70s and we had no untensils or plates or anything for the first week or so and we ate chinese from across the street every night (and way too frequently for the first 6 months). Needless to say, I learned how to use chopsticks really fucking fast, as my mother wouldn't let me eat Chinese food any other way. The owner was the nicest man and after ordering spicy chicken with cashew nuts from the menu one too many times, he told me he would prepare something for me that wasn't on the menu. Awesome. What he gave me was General Tso's chicken and I thought for quite some time that it was his own invention. It should have been, because I've never had the dish prepared by anyone else that was even close to as good as his.

Anyway, the video is very interesting and you should give it a watch.

TM

*According to Wikipedia, she chose her middle name herself in her teen years because her first name was so common.

LessinSF

01-23-2009 07:00 PM

Re: And finally...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 378854)

Thanks. I enjoyed it, and found it quite true of my experience in China, although I really liked what they call Chinese food too.

Tyrone Slothrop

01-23-2009 07:30 PM

Bring us another sockery!

If I socked, which I don't, at least not usually, I would create one by the name of Masal Bugduv.

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