Average Joe
 

I think someone else may have mentioned this before, but women tend to judge men by whether they can picture themselves kissing the person, while men judge women by whether they can picture banging them. Your statement suggests at least one portion of that equation is true.

The other portion is too obvious to need proof.

Screw her
 

Houston and Zeta-Jones

reality stuff
 

Fucking TV sucks because the people who watch TV are fucking idjits. Unfortunately, this shit was on, while I was doing something else and I was too lazy to change it.

I didn't realize how much "reality" TV sucks ass.

This show was like "Beat-on-the retard." Supposedly, some uberjocks show up and crush the retards in a game of dodge ball. Next we will have dwarf tossing and Herbert Spencer Jr. a/k/a Rush Limbaugh sponsored executions of the handicapped.

Screw her
 

If it wasn't for your first sentence, I would be wondering which one was the boy and which one was the girl.

out-of-league shopping
 

Why is a ugly guy who goes after a hot woman shopping out of his league, when a dumb, uneducated woman who goes after a rich genius is not? Does "league" connotate physical appearance?

Just as there are hot women who won't date an ugly dude, there are smart, rich men who won't date a dumb, unemployed women, even if she is hot. And the ones that will date them are sometimes just trying to bang the dumb, unemployed women out, although they might get caught up in a little "accidental" pregnancy now and then.

out-of-league shopping
 

I think you are making shit up. I call this debating Sebbystyle Who said a dumb uneducated woman going after a rich genius isnt shopping out of her league?

Screw her
 

Fred and Ethel.

out-of-league shopping
 

You said that women generally don't shop out of their league, and I'm saying that that's exactly the kind of out-of-their-league shopping that they do. Remember back when you were younger, say under 30. Back in the 80's, when you went to a club with your Jordache jeans on and bopped to Oingo Boingo, are you telling me that there weren't a bunch of hot little floozies who worked at Spencer's Gift going after the bankers and stockbrokers?

out-of-league shopping
 

We didn't wear Jordache jeans. We wore Guess pegged jeans with the zippers at the ankles tucked into our EG socks, with our Reebok hightops and neon colored Firenze sweaters.

And the bankers and the stockbrokers only got laid if they had coke...

and mostly working at Spencer's Gift disqualifies you for dating anyone over the age of, say, 16...

reality stuff
 

Yeah, but FOX showed "Billy Madison" last night. I think I speak for everyone when I say I miss Chris Farley...

Screw her
 

You got me on that one, I thought they were both women.

Screw her
 

Taylor is a guy and proof that attractive people have an easier go at it. He initially got an internship with his current employer when he was working as a lifeguard at a resort in South Florida and a partner at a consulting firm asked him to entertain his 17-year old daughter. Once, when Taylor was looking through my dvd collection, he asked if Pollack was a comedy "because, you know, of all the jokes and everything." When Dallas (who is neither a dancer nor an escort) said she was attracted to his intelligence, I realized that this could be a good match.

Atkins
 

Which is odd because...Drinking more coffee may reduce the risk of developing the most common form of diabetes, a study found. Compared to non-coffee drinkers, men who drank more than six eight-ounce cups of caffeinated coffee per day lowered their risk of type 2 diabetes by about half, and women reduced their risk by nearly 30 percent, according to the study in Tuesday's issue of Annals of Internal Medicine.

I thought it was weird that this was on the news on the same day that I heard about the caffeine/sugar link for the first time.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3882792/

A little ditty about Sam & Diane.
 

Jocko? Screamin' Scott? Bowser? Did he regale you with tales of opening for Hendrix at Woodstock?

Screw her
 

It took me a second to get this, but it's definitely a classic that bears repeating!

Screw her
 

Just because he finds shitty pop art/anti-art and alcoholism funny doesn't make him dumb.

out-of-league shopping
 

Your logic chain called- it said to stop adding links that dont belong. I said women dont usually shop out of their league. I didnt say that dumb uneduacated women often shop for rich genius types (or whateve ryou said I said). Please pay attentino.

out-of-league shopping
 

I hope "we" means you and RP and the rest of the gang from the Land of Buttafuoco because not only would I never have been caught dead in a pair of Reeboks, high top, black, or whatever (how Masshole!) I mocked those that wore them as "cheapies" (my sister's term that she invented). really just the dressdown version of capezios.

out-of-league shopping
 

I would keep trying to explain my point, but it's just getting me hot arguing with you. What time are you coming over tonight?

Sexts and the City
 

Congratulations, Bety and Conde.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...rs_2&printer=1

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...2350551592.jpg

My two cents on the croc guy: lousy parent, but a great pet owner. He can dangle his appetizers over my pen any time.

Britney's mulleted lawyer...
 

filing an annulment:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...wyer_ap203.jpg

Viagra cocktail
 

Speaking of which, Bobby Hatfield (the Righteous Brother) died of an apparent cocaine-related death.

There has to be "You've lost that lovin' feeling" joke in there somewhere.

Atkins
 

I gotta know: Was the Bloodhound Gang on the money? {Spree: lyrics site.}

2 for Trade Pine Knob
 

Very true. They would have looked oh-so-out-of-place in the tent, next to the Birks, the pancho, the veggie sandwiches, the hash brownies, the hemp blanket, the "Miracle" cardboard sign and the "1245 days since last Dark Star" banner.

Screw her
 

Confidential to SS:
ix-nay on-ay outing-ay e-may

Viagra cocktail
 

It wasn't just cocaine related, but it was acute cocaine intoxication in which Bro said that he had no idea that Bobby was a user. How much blow constitutes "acute" cocaine intoxication and if you're really doing that much, can you really hide the side effects from people?

And how the hell long does it take to get a toxicology report? Didn't he die in November?

Screw her
 

Sorry. Really, I wish you and Dal . . . er, your new gf who is neither a stripper nor an escort the best.

Our Very Own Pushy Wins the Lotto
 

THe new lazy barometer
 

Pig Latin. Too much energy to translate it.

THe new lazy barometer
 

Exactly what I was counting on.

THe new lazy barometer
 

I always preferred Ubbi-Dubbi to Pig Latin.

Translator here

out-of-league shopping
 

Thurgreed is right. I declare this debate over.

BR(This message has been brought to you by DebtSlave's Campaign to Discover if All Stereotypes are Actually True)C

out-of-league shopping
 

Everybody knows they are.


Hey did anyone watch sex and the city? It was pretty good I thought. Though the stuff with the red head made me wince a bit.

THe new lazy barometer
 

Speaking of which, Sunday's Simpsons reference to the Gator Baiter, parody of Trading Spaces, and use of pig latin was spookily prescient. It's like there's a spy for the show on these boards.

Plus, they stole my "Bobby, I've got propane in my urethra!" tagline.

out-of-league shopping
 

who was the Yankee with the wife who looked like his mother? Paul O'Neill?

I am not really debating the point, this burning question just popped into my head.

out-of-league shopping
 

Are you from Alabama? Because I can't think of anyplace else where one would refer to Georgieboy as a Yankee.

http://www.apple.com/creative/storie...mages/rnc3.jpg

TM

out-of-league shopping
 

not very helpful, smartass.

You are all yankees to me, btw.

SnoopDog says buy a Nokia
 

I said it wasn't a black thing. And I stopped going to her after I found out she popped your ass out of that thing.

out-of-league shopping
 

1. I am not from the Land of Buttafucco.

2. I was being sarcastic.

edited to add: I spent the 80's clad in Azzedine Alaia. Just like in Bright Lights, Big City.

Viagra cocktail
 

The CNN article said that they got the toxicology in December but that they waited until after the holidays to release the news in deference to the family. Surprisingly nice of them.

No idea re: how much cocaine. Would seem like it must have been a lot.