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Hank Chinaski 01-24-2006 02:25 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Huh? In third grade Sister Kathleen was a bitch about getting perfect cursive handwriting out of her class. I always got "unsatisfactorys" in my handwriting grades. I'd say it was a pre-Vatican II thing, but my mother, who was bullied by a more sadistic class of nuns, has beautiful, beautiful cursive writing. She could never understand why my handwriting grades were so low. I think she secretly thought they didn't use enough rulers at St. Vincent de Paul elementary school.
That's a total bitch. Because of mom you can't even argue handwriting standards are unfairly biased towards whites and against Mexicans.

cheval de frise 01-24-2006 02:26 PM
I don't think so.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
'"The Pink Panther" (February 10): If there's an actor alive who maybe, possibly could resurrect Peter Sellers' Inspector Clouseau without bumbling his way to oblivion, it has to be Steve Martin. Martin stars as the idiot savant French detective in a crime caper co-starring the actor's old pal Kevin Kline as Clouseau's long-suffering boss, along with Beyonce Knowles and Jean Reno.'

Why try to remake this? They were only good the first time around because Sellers was brilliant. Steve Martin isn't gonna cut it and hasn't done anything funny since Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

But if I absolutely had to make it, I would put Kline in the lead role. He'd be funnier and he'd have an authentic ridiculous French accent.

TM
Agreed -- this is stupid. Who did they get to play Cato?

CDF

ETA: This non-substantive post brought to you by the year 2006 and the letter [space bar].

bold_n_brazen 01-24-2006 02:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Ugh. Pretty much everything is "low rise" now, even my DKNY pants suits. And the waist of skirts fall way below the belly button line. I was hassled all weekend at a family get together for my thongs showing in the back whenever I moved around or leaned down. The under 40 crowd is used to it but the over 40 men were all frazzled. Very annoying. So what's a girl to do? I absolutely hate panty lines, so how can I do this without wearing thongs? A cousin at the get together wears body suits with all her low rise jeans to prevent peekaboo when she leans over but says it's a pain to pee (she does the "move aside" thing). The short legs of those "boy short" undies always ride up into a bunch so you end up wearing grandma undies with a bunch of material rolls at your bikini line. At this point I'm thinking of going pantyless (though my low rises are never as low as Pink's).
Was the whole point of this to post that ugly picture of Pink?

Because seriously. all of your problems could be solved by going commando.

Today is, btw, Commando Tuesday. Brought to you by the letter C and the number 9.

bold_n_brazen 01-24-2006 02:30 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is what I don't really get about sexy undergarments. If things are going well, they just get in the way. You're ready to get things underway, but then you're presented with a series of clips, hooks, straps, snaps, pulleys, and combination locks. What could have been passionate lovemaking turns into an exercise in de-rigging The Constitution. Sure, variety is nice, but usually it's just more trouble than it's worth. And some of it's kinda itchy.

eta: I like the way my ass looks in a thong, though.


efta: I noticed during a college basketball game last night that the poll was brought to viewers by Siemans. I can't wait for a sportscaster to call it the Siemans poll.
Remind me never to have sex with you. Because I kind of like the way all the frilly, pretty things make me feel.

dtb 01-24-2006 02:36 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Was the whole point of this to post that ugly picture of Pink?

Because seriously. all of your problems could be solved by going commando.

Today is, btw, Commando Tuesday. Brought to you by the letter C and the number 9.
I didn't even know it was Pink - how could you tell?

Commando? I don't know. It's an idea that always seems good in theory, but in execution, not so much.

Diane_Keaton 01-24-2006 02:38 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, how did things end? Did he proceed to re-remove your sexyware?
Heh. This was in college. He pretended not to notice (or didn't notice) the garter/hose mishap, we saw our show, had dinner, and in the limo on the way back I got the nerve to flash some black lace on my smooth, creamy college girl thighs. He didn't seem enticed, though and later, after some wine I went down on him anyway. This was followed by 3 more extravagent dates, complete with limo and fancy dinner, more blowjobs but no sex. I finally raised the issue and he bumbled about "being afraid of getting pregnant" and I quickly offered to go on BC pills. He is now happily playing house with his "domestic partner." Now I know to watch out for men who close their eyes during porn-star head.

(I've left out the part where, upon discovering I was being used as a head-giving fag hag, I tossed an ugly backless ked sneaker at him while he lay 1/2 dressed on his couch and stormed out, with his Bijon Frise barking after me.)

(Yeah, I know now: Bijon Frise=gayness).

bold_n_brazen 01-24-2006 02:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I didn't even know it was Pink - how could you tell?

Commando? I don't know. It's an idea that always seems good in theory, but in execution, not so much.
Uh, 'cause she said so?

Huh? Really? It's my preferred mode of dealing with low rise pants.

ltl/fb 01-24-2006 02:39 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Heh. This was in college. He pretended not to notice (or didn't notice) the garter/hose mishap, we saw our show, had dinner, and in the limo on the way back I got the nerve to flash some black lace on my smooth, creamy college girl thighs. He didn't seem enticed, though and later, after some wine I went down on him anyway. This was followed by 3 more extravagent dates, complete with limo and fancy dinner, more blowjobs but no sex. I finally raised the issue and he bumbled about "being afraid of getting pregnant" and I quickly offered to go on BC pills. He is now happily playing house with his "domestic partner." Now I know to watch out for men who close their eyes during porn-star head.

(I've left out the part where, upon discovering I was being used as a head-giving fag hag, I tossed an ugly backless ked sneaker at him while he lay 1/2 dressed on his couch and stormed out, with his Bijon Frise barking after me.)

(Yeah, I know now: Bijon Frise=gayness).
Limo? Did you hook your way through college?

Diane_Keaton 01-24-2006 02:40 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Limo? Did you hook your way through college?
Nah. Just dated a lot of NJBs.

ltl/fb 01-24-2006 02:42 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Nah. Just dated a lot of NJBs.
NJB?

LessinSF 01-24-2006 02:46 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Oh yes, cursive writing is very very sexual. You know how all the letters connect all the time? Daisy chain. TOTAL. ORGIES.
That explains it. I can no longer spell anything in cursive except my own signature. I cannot even remember how to connect a B to a J.

greatwhitenorthchick 01-24-2006 02:48 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is what I don't really get about sexy undergarments. If things are going well, they just get in the way. You're ready to get things underway, but then you're presented with a series of clips, hooks, straps, snaps, pulleys, and combination locks. What could have been passionate lovemaking turns into an exercise in de-rigging The Constitution. Sure, variety is nice, but usually it's just more trouble than it's worth. And some of it's kinda itchy.
there's no reason to take off garter belt and hose to have sex. You leave it on so you look sexy. That's the point, no?

dtb 01-24-2006 02:49 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
NJB?
Nice Jewish Boy

(duh)

ltl/fb 01-24-2006 02:50 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Nice Jewish Boy

(duh)
Nice Jewish Boys have limos?

I think I should go to Jamaica.

Hank Chinaski 01-24-2006 02:52 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nice Jewish Boys have limos?

I think I should go to Jamaica.
mom and dad will spring for a limo and cover date cost- BIG IF- NJB dates "the right kind of girl."

corrolary- my wife and I had to pay for our wedding on our own.

Alex_de_Large 01-24-2006 02:55 PM
Jesus...
 
WTF happened to Janet Jackson?!?!?

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...ckson-fat1.jpg

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 01-24-2006 02:55 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
there's no reason to take off garter belt and hose to have sex. You leave it on so you look sexy. That's the point, no?
More convenient than a thong/tanga!

Diane_Keaton 01-24-2006 02:56 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
there's no reason to take off garter belt and hose to have sex. You leave it on so you look sexy. That's the point, no?
You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-24-2006 02:56 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb

Commando? I don't know. It's an idea that always seems good in theory, but in execution, not so much.
2. Don't know how Sebby does it. Methinks it would give a guy VCL.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-24-2006 02:57 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.
I find crotchless underwear to be rather unattractive. I don't know why. Hank, can you interpret?

greatwhitenorthchick 01-24-2006 02:58 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.
Oh my god. You wear the thong over top. It all blends in. Every whore worth her salt knows this trick. Where did you all learn to have sex? America?

bold_n_brazen 01-24-2006 03:00 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
You can't take the panties off without removing the garter belt and when you do that, the hose fall off. So you need to go pantyless or do the crotchless thing. It's not easy doing the crotchless undy bit these days because there is hardly any material on thongs as it is. Try finding a crotchless thong.

(Or you could do the "move aside panty" thing).

Damn, I'm horny today.
Psst. Put the panties on OVER the garters.

era: GWINK thinks I am a whore. I am so happy.

greatwhitenorthchick 01-24-2006 03:00 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Psst. Put the panties on OVER the garters.
Wanna make out?

bold_n_brazen 01-24-2006 03:01 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wanna make out?
Hell yeah. Can I play with your remote?

dtb 01-24-2006 03:03 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Wanna make out?
Why do I always get left out of the make-out parties?

Is it the thong thing? 'Cause I can learn to love them.

Hank Chinaski 01-24-2006 03:05 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
there's no reason to take off garter belt and hose to have sex. You leave it on so you look sexy. That's the point, no?
Shape shifter was talking about when he does self-love, and he's afraid of getting stains on the garter/hose. Last time that happened his mom asked too many questions.

Diane_Keaton 01-24-2006 03:07 PM
Midseason Replacement
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh my god. You wear the thong over top. It all blends in.
I'm a little confused. Could you stop by and show me all this? If you could also try on my nipple-less bra I'd much appreciate it, just to see is all.

Hank Chinaski 01-24-2006 03:08 PM
Sirius update
 
If you move the antenna around you can eliminate the dropouts. And the punk/hip hop station is great....... but not office- door- open friendly, as B.I.G. just told anyone walking by my office about a young lady who could "suck a good dick and hook a steak up."

greatwhitenorthchick 01-24-2006 03:29 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
I don't even get sound on my computer and I thought this was hilarious.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...to_popoza.html

(spree: Kevin Federline jamming to his own stupid single and looking like a turd)

cheval de frise 01-24-2006 03:43 PM
9/11 from Low Earth Orbit
 
The WTC smoke plume was visible from the International Space Station:

http://www.space.com/php/multimedia/...d=3707&gid=271

Maybe we'll have a proper memorial some day.

CDF

dtb 01-24-2006 03:45 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't even get sound on my computer and I thought this was hilarious.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archiv...to_popoza.html

(spree: Kevin Federline jamming to his own stupid single and looking like a turd)
Oh.My.God.

He looks like someone else in that video, but I just can't place it. Anybody?

On a related note, last Friday on Conan O'Brien, he had James Lipton doing a dramatic reading of the "lyrics" to that abomination. It was pretty funny, actually.

Alex_de_Large 01-24-2006 03:48 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Oh.My.God.

He looks like someone else in that video, but I just can't place it. Anybody?

On a related note, last Friday on Conan O'Brien, he had James Lipton doing a dramatic reading of the "lyrics" to that abomination. It was pretty funny, actually.
He looks constipated. Way to ruin an interesting beat, assclam.

ETA: Wikipedia entry for PopoZao. Britney must be so proud...

bold_n_brazen 01-24-2006 03:51 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
He looks constipated. Way to ruin an interesting beat, assclam.

ETA: Wikipedia entry for PopoZao.
Are you suggesting that song has an interesting beat?

Alex_de_Large 01-24-2006 03:51 PM
PopoZao
 
http://www.lennyandlou.com/wax/Britn...0Astronaut.jpg

because it's so rEcockulous.

Alex_de_Large 01-24-2006 03:52 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you suggesting that song has an interesting beat?
A bit derivative, but yes. Better flow, better lyrics, could save it.

cheval de frise 01-24-2006 03:58 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Oh.My.God.

He looks like someone else in that video, but I just can't place it. Anybody?
Michael Bolton?

http://music.msn.com/artist/?artist=...rtist=16241747

CDF

ThurgreedMarshall 01-24-2006 03:59 PM
game
 
http://www.yoarcade.net/ability/cubefield_content.html

TM

Alex_de_Large 01-24-2006 04:00 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
Quote:
Originally posted by cheval de frise
Michael Bolton?

http://music.msn.com/artist/?artist=...rtist=16241747

CDF
Isn't he banging Nicolette Sheridan these days? A bit of a step down from Ashley Judd, but still, not bad for a no-talent assclown.

notcasesensitive 01-24-2006 04:06 PM
K-Fed - very funny
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Isn't he banging Nicolette Sheridan these days? A bit of a step down from Ashley Judd, but still, not bad for a no-talent assclown.
The Superficial tells me that she (Nicolette) is a bad lay. At least according to her ex-fiance, who may have an axe to grind if she dumped him for that no-talent assclown. How embarrassing would that be? Almost worse than having to admit you've dated Fabio.

Alex_de_Large 01-24-2006 04:08 PM
No PopoZao here.
 
Jack Black as Mexican wrestler/philosopher "Nacho Libre" looks fucking outrageous.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/20...acholibre2.jpg


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