How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

(1) Isn't Nutella Italian?

(2) Didn't they invent mistresses and general man-whoring?

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

You are Italian, cutie, you tell me. I am available for mistressing if you are over six feet tall and have the curly black man leg hair under controk. And you leave the short shorts in chicago with Jesus.

Paig Buchanan
 

Keep your hands off my Muffin...

...you xenophobe.

not7yS

Timmy on Law Enforcement
 

Isn't it time for you to go feed the border chickens?

How Would Jesus Park?
 

Ooh you wound me with your lesbian stereotypes :P


Edited to say there is in fact a lesbian with whom I work who drives a subaru outback. It seems like a nice enough car I guess, but I don't get the attraction.

The lesbian car of the 90s was the Saab. I'm not really sure what it is now though. Do you know Idle?

Paig Buchanan
 

Perhaps we can do a double bill with the SD blowjob show. You and me compete for Abba. Except that I dont like the muff. I may have to default on that one- thanks for remeinding me of it. Plus she probably washes it with Suave,.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

I think Nutella probably dropped him b/c of the adultery + rape charge. I very very much doubt that Nutella would drop him if it just came out that he cheated on his wife. It shouldn't work that way - i.e. lose endorsements just because of allegations, but it would be naive to think that it wouldn't happen.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

Sponsorship's can be tenuous and given and taken at the whims of brand managers and corporations, despite those manager's sexual proclivities.

I'm sure Kobe and his agent knew this. Anything that reflects badly upon the brand is a death sentence for the athlete cum product shill. Bottom line is that if he had kept his willy out of the girl's nutella, he wouldn't be in this situation.

On the other hand, Krusty the Klown bounced back from being charged with robbing the Quik-E-Mart, so there's still hope for Kobe.

True Confessions
 

Will you two shut the fuck up about it already?

Thurgreed(get a PM room already)Marshall

Those Wacky Environmentalists
 

OK, bumper stickers is one thing, arson is another.

$20 million fire tied to eco-militants. SAN DIEGO, Aug. 4 — Dozens of investigators on Monday were probing a $20 million arson that appears to be the work of the Earth Liberation Front. If front activists are responsible, it would be the costliest attack ever by environmental extremists. THE FIRE early Friday leveled a 200-unit condominium complex that was under construction in what had been a scenic canyon with nearby wetlands.
A 12-foot hand-painted banner found on the scene read: “If you build it — we will burn it — the ELF’s are mad.”
The San Diego Union-Tribune newspaper reported it had received an e-mail from the ELF claiming responsibility.
burn

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

I'm not buying this. I don't care who endorses it.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

How familiar with athlete cum products do you have to be before you qualify as an athlete cum product shill? It sounds like an interesting career choice.


edited to note that Coltrane sucks because he got there before I did.

True Confessions
 

Oh, go drive your SUV over your kid's best friend (remember to reverse over and back -- see Houston dentist's wife for technique) and shut the fuck up yourself. And I already have a premenstrual room, thank you very much.

What is the most annoying commercial on tv
 

I cant decide between that Slimfast (oh yes you can can yes you can can) or the one with the Journey song. They almost make me want to get Tivo except that would mean I wuld be a ultra tv watching sloth (natch, francis)

Paig Buchanan
 

I am flattered by the crush. However, two things:

1. ABBA is all caps. Thank you.
2. I do not have a muff. I have had varying designs over the years (from schoolgirl to two-finger strip to Hitler), but have been sans muff for the past five or so years. Wouldn't want any troubles with the tongue ring getting caught you know.