How Would Jesus Park?
 

You kinky little lesbian.

Of course you can.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

str8, dude, why so uptite? What wormed its way up your booty?

Straight Eye for the Lesbian Girl
 

Truer words were never spoken. You rarely see them here anymore either, but I once spent an extended business trip far far from either the East or the Left Coast, in a town with a single gay bar. On the plus side, the lesbians and gays actually mingled, but on the down side, it was a sea of bad hair. The women all had one of two haircuts: the mullet, or the mudflap. Two HUGE women, both in flannel shirts and work boots, one with mullet and the other with mudflap, approached me very politely and asked me if I was lost.

I heart leagl.

Britney's Backside
 

Britney is so September 10th.

I mean, I haven't really followed Britney too closely, not my cuppa tea, but I get the sense that, regardless of her inherent character, she has been corrupted by the typical amoralistic Hollyweirdos who run the biz that she is in.

My advice would be that she needs to clean up her act, although odds are she is ruined for life. All in all, she's a terrible example for the pre-pubbie young girls who idolize her.

speaking of which, does anyone even find her sexy?!? (although I'm betting str8outtathevalleyofthepornoblondes will come to her rescue). For my money Kelly Clarkson, the American Idol, makes Britney look like the Casting Couch Neo-Porn Media freak that she is and soon was.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

I think it's because you made fun of TV.

Oh, and here's a cool movie clip.

Straight Eye for the Lesbian Girl
 

Learn their history and seem them again in "American Mullet," the movie that bills itself as "The most important hair documentary every made."

http://www.partyintheback.com/

Invitation hell.
 

Silly boy, even the most orthodox Mos don't wear the garments for the three S's: showers, sports and sex.

tm

True Confessions
 

Please tell me that your reading comprehension is not actually that poor.

By the way, what is your avatar? Is that the Coors light guy drinking on top of the mountain or something like that?

True Confessions
 

Dammit, I knew I should have gone with my initial response[1]. You women are so hard to figure out, except when you're getting depo'd. And you have to figure it all out to get to the depo stage. At least things are clear from there.

[1] "You." [point at womam] "Here." [point to lap]. The guy I knew in college who did this said it worked about 10% of the time, about 10% resulted in some sort of boyfriend altercation, about 10% resulted in slaps, and the remaining 70% were just looks of disgust or eye rolls.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

So, my TiVo never really records stuff because it thinks I might like it, even though I have that option turned on. Is it just not interested in helping me out? Do I have so much stuff set to record that I never even watch that it just figures that it's not worth its time?

Also, what is with all these programs that run over the alloted time? NBC seems to be a prime offender, and this is not earning me any points with people when I try to show off my TiVo (sure, sexy young thing I am trying to date, let's set my TiVo to record for Who Wants to Marry My Love or Money Island, and you can come over and watch it.) I feel like a real asshole when my little demonstration ends up with the last two minutes of the program cut off.

Finally, do any of you jokers have some sweet-ass HDTV that wasn't too expensive? I might very well get a bonus or a raise sometime in the next 12 months, and I would be violating the creed of all young single male BIGLAW lawyers everywhere if I didn't have that money spent before I actually had it in hand. I know that this is not a real FB question, but it's like coming to the oracle: it knows all.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

I can't help with the other requests, but my guess on the shows running over thing with NBC is that the network is trying to make people watch it and Tivo whatever else they were going to see. A little network blackmail. That is assuming that you would be watching one thing while another records, which is (usually) a flawed assumption in my case. I think that Neilson ratings only pick up scheduled tv viewing and not stuff that you are taping to watch later. Also advertisers don't want to pay $$ for spots that will be fast-forwarded. I think it really sucks and I'm a little surprised that NBC viewers haven't raised enough of a stink to make them stop. Of course I haven't written a letter to the network or anything, so there you go...

And while we are on the subject of tv (oohh, love tv), I watched Paradise Island tonight (flipped between it and FLoM - neither were recording) and...

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OMG, what a crazy melodramatic show! That Toni woman (who I have hated on a couple of other reality shows now) was unbe-freakin-leivable. "It's just my time now. I promised [whatever the guy's name was] that I would look after my girl and protect her..." These people are freakin train wrecks! The Salon article on this subject (which I read earlier today, prior to viewing) was spot on. They've managed to throw all this dramatic flair into whether or not a person gets to stay on vacation for another week. Guess what, folks? Once you get home you are free to see these other buffoons as much as you want! You could even take a trip together to some other tropical locale if you want to!

That said, I'm sure I'll watch again. I must have voyeur tendencies. Which is why I would be happy to view others during bresticle day, but I will not be sending a picture of mine. I'll let you closet exhibitionists (un)cover that end.

How Would Jesus Watch on TV?
 

You said that the state of TV in 2003 is poor. I take that personally. TV is so much better now than it was even 5 years ago, let alone 20, that it's hard to believe it's the same medium.

I spend more time with my TV than I do with anyone except my fiance and my secretary. Please do not insult the current state of TV, especially reality programming. I don't know you outside of your TV-hating posts, but that one was a doozy.

Two TiVo Questions and a HDTV Question
 

Your memory is probably full. You can a) delete some of your saved programs; or b) figure out a way to get more memory (either changing your quality options, or buying added memory, which I think is pretty easy to find on the internet but you have to know something about technology to install. If you keep your saved programs to a minimum, you'll get the homo quilting and sewing shows saved that I get to look forward to when I get home (thanks to my fiance putting in seasons passes for Curb Appeal and Trading Spaces)

You can set your recording options on your seasons pass to record a certain number of minutes before and after the program is scheduled to end. That's always a good idea wrt MTV shows.

I heard that the prices should be coming down dramatically in the next few months. Every >30" TV will have HDTV built in.

Str8

Britney's Backside
 

Britney is not my dream girl, but she's several hundred thousand places on my laminated list above Kelly "Big Backyahd" Clarkson. I suspect that if a poll was taken among the male het populace of this board, it'd be Fleetwood Mac city! I'm talking Landslide baby!

str(channeling Dick Vitale for no reason)8

How Would Jesus Park?
 

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Um - can I watch?
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How about me? Don't forget I'm a kinky lesbian too!!