LawTalkers - Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

Originally posted by dtb
I neglected to mention:

This is when Flinty's project-in-development would really come in handy.

Is that thing almost done, Flinty? Flinty?

Trust me, you'll be the first to know. I put you as No. 1 on the beta list.

dtb	10-19-2005 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Is this GGG under another moniker?

Well, aren't you just the Chatty Cathy today? Must be the drugs.

dtb	10-19-2005 01:43 PM

It's enough to make you a raving anti-dentite.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Trust me, you'll be the first to know. I put you as No. 1 on the beta list.

Oh, Flinty... you flatter me so! [batting eyelashes]

spookyfish

10-19-2005 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Well, aren't you just the Chatty Cathy today? Must be the drugs.

That, or something.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-19-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
That, or something.

It's probably because you're a fag.

Captain

10-19-2005 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Is this GGG under another moniker?

GGG?

spookyfish

10-19-2005 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's probably because you're a fag.

So's your boyfriend.

Fag.

spookyfish

10-19-2005 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Captain
GGG?

Maybe not. Former poster. Yours kind of remind me of his.

Hank Chinaski

10-19-2005 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Is this GGG under another moniker?

http://www.umich.edu/~info/8ball/5.gif

dtb	10-19-2005 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
So's your boyfriend.

Fag.

This witty reparte reminds me of something this guy I know (ok, it's my husband) said about the meeting place for sebbypalooza, viz. "You need to have a boyfriend to go to that place."

He's such a renaissance man! (form an orderly queue, ladies...)

Not Bob

10-19-2005 02:02 PM

It's enough to make you a raving anti-dentite.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
. . . No. 1 on the beta list.

That cracks me up for some reason.

Carry on.

baltassoc

10-19-2005 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
This witty reparte reminds me of something this guy I know (ok, it's my husband) said about the meeting place for sebbypalooza, viz. "You need to have a boyfriend to go to that place."

He's such a renaissance man! (form an orderly queue, ladies...)

Fortunately, you have several. At least on the Internet.

dtb	10-19-2005 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Fortunately, you have several. At least on the Internet.

I KNOW!!

That was the reason I was allowed to attend. (I knew all these boyfriends would be useful someday!)

Flinty_McFlint

10-19-2005 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I KNOW!!

That was the reason I was allowed to attend. (I knew all these boyfriends would be useful someday!)

Jesus lady. No offense, but you sure get around. You've got boyfriends, girlfriends and a husband? I can only hope that I'm the only monkey, but it's more likely that you put Fossey and Goodall to shame. Tramp.

sebastian_dangerfield

10-19-2005 02:20 PM

Vincifer

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are on crack.

Glue, permanent markers and cough syrup.

Pretty Little Flower

10-19-2005 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's probably because you're a fag.

This latest board schtick is really hilarious. I can't wait until we all decide that it's super funny when we all start calling each other "nigger" or "kike."

Captain

10-19-2005 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.umich.edu/~info/8ball/5.gif

I haven't been on for a while, but I have been meaning to point out to you that I did a bit of due diligence on you, and it turns out you are not the holder of post 200,000. Rather, Chief Justice Burger is. http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...&postid=200000

I do hope you take the same care with your due diligence efforts.

sebastian_dangerfield

10-19-2005 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Well, somebody (but probably not Time) might want to point out that all these great books are still subject to copyright and not in the public domain, thanks to lobbying on the part of large media conglomerates (hence, the probably not Time thing), and that this is an unfair killing of our common cultural heritage in favor of corporate greed.

But on behalf of my large corporate media conglomerate clients, I'd just like to point out that anybody who would do that would be wrong.

Too true. I don't where I could get a copy of the Great Gatsby without getting gouged...

dtb	10-19-2005 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Jesus lady. No offense, but you sure get around. You've got boyfriends, girlfriends and a husband? I can only hope that I'm the only monkey, but it's more likely that you put Fossey and Goodall to shame. Tramp.

Now, why would I be offended? Is being a tramp uncool or something?

And it's husbands. Plural.

notcasesensitive

10-19-2005 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
This latest board schtick is really hilarious. I can't wait until we all decide that it's super funny when we all start calling each other "nigger" or "kike."

I believe the phrase for the next round will be "Famous Gay Biker".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=8335653541

Hank Chinaski

10-19-2005 02:24 PM

Vincifer

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Glue, permanent markers and cough syrup.

2. I am so over my gas huffing jones.

ABBAKiss

10-19-2005 02:25 PM

Question

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Clever.

More than clever -- GENIUS.

ABBAKiss

10-19-2005 02:31 PM

Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
My wife wants fancy hair crap

I suggest Suave.

baltassoc

10-19-2005 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Jesus lady. No offense, but you sure get around. You've got boyfriends, girlfriends and a husband? I can only hope that I'm the only monkey, but it's more likely that you put Fossey and Goodall to shame. Tramp.

I've got to work on my technique. I went from one wife to one pseudo-Internet girlfriend. Not a boyfriend in sight. dtb: think you could give me some lessons?

paigowprincess

10-19-2005 02:34 PM

Horses make good glue

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yep. You[sunnyunfunny], paigow, nfh and purse junkie. I want you all.

TM

Dude, you cribbed this from the December SAT 1986. How could you include me on that list? A veritable Who's Who of insecure, brainless twattage (except for NFH who is neither insecure nor a twat, to my knowledge).

Pretty Little Flower

10-19-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe the phrase for the next round will be "Famous Gay Biker".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=8335653541

The person who sold thos pants did not need the $102.50. Nor did he need the closet space. He sold those pants on eBay so that he could spend a lot of time writing his little story about the pants so that people would read it and think that he is clever and witty.

Not Bob

10-19-2005 02:34 PM

Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it.

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I suggest Suave.

Rico?

spookyfish

10-19-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Captain
I haven't been on for a while, but I have been meaning to point out to you that I did a bit of due diligence on you, and it turns out you are not the holder of post 200,000. Rather, Chief Justice Burger is. http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...&postid=200000

I do hope you take the same care with your due diligence efforts.

I'm right!

ABBAKiss

10-19-2005 02:35 PM

Ugh

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you. I am eating garlicky chicken stew right now, and going to bed soon. Yay!

I suggest Suave. Or wait -- it just looks like Suave.

SEC_Chick

10-19-2005 02:35 PM

Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it.

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Hmm. Since I use Kerastase products too, I thought this was worth checking out. From the L'Oreal site:

"Owing to the daily use of safety methods, of which reconstructed skin is the crowning glory, L’Oréal eliminated animal testing on finished products in 1989; as a result, L'Oréal became a pioneer in the development of such alternative methods."

While I imagine that "finished" can parse to permitting some bunny torture (and does this only apply to actual L'Oreal branded products?), it sounds like they are savvy about the unpopularity of these methods among their target (American) consumers.

I know I am wonking, but I just want to point out that L'Oreal still will not deny that it tests ingredients, just finished products. I boycott anything from any of the L'Oreal companies, including Garnier, Maybelline, etc. Think of the bunnies!

ABBAKiss

10-19-2005 02:35 PM

Vincifer

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who's the Vince fan here? Is she sitting on his lap? Because he's like 6' 8" or something right?

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005...1/janiston.jpg

I am Taxwonk of the Day, but I like Vince. Fuck, I love Vince.

Hank Chinaski

10-19-2005 02:37 PM

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No. there are no black people pretending to be white and no Jewish people pretending not to be. It does seem like there are 3 or 4 fags that keep denying they are though, and that's where the name calling comes from. We just need a little more honesty in the sexual orientation department.

ABBAKiss

10-19-2005 02:37 PM

Vincifer

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
notcase-terman

Mr. Sensitive

dtb	10-19-2005 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The person who sold thos pants did not need the $102.50. Nor did he need the closet space. He sold those pants on eBay so that he could spend a lot of time writing his little story about the pants so that people would read it and think that he is clever and witty.

So, were they worth the $102.50?

paigowprincess

10-19-2005 02:40 PM

Vincifer

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am Taxwonk of the Day, but I like Vince. Fuck, I love Vince.

Vince was the gay in the Page Six Blind item a couple of weeks back.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

10-19-2005 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
So, were they worth the $102.50?

Isn't the better question, "so, what are you going to do with the $102.50?"

bold_n_brazen

10-19-2005 02:44 PM

Vincifer

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who's the Vince fan here? Is she sitting on his lap? Because he's like 6' 8" or something right?

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005...1/janiston.jpg

He's sort of stubbly, which could lead to some really uncomfortable razor burn.

Pretty Little Flower

10-19-2005 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
So, were they worth the $102.50?

Not really, but I got caught up in the bidding frenzy. They look good, though.

Pretty Little Flower

10-19-2005 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Isn't the better question, "so, what are you going to do with the $102.50?"