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Better than mine. I can't remember what I bought.

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Galoshes, as a secondary gift.

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Well, it's sb, so there's no spread.

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Oh right, those Thomas Pink boots. I didn't buy them, but they would have been tertiary, not secondary.

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You wear a Lance Armstrong wristband? That's pretty gay.

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It is perhaps just me, but I think clothes are a weird Christmas gift. Clothes are a necessity. Christmas is for toys and sparkly things, no? And sometimes lingerie. But giving regular clothes is like giving an iron. Or a drill. And by drill, I mean a really boring drill. Not a drill that you can have fun with.

Not to sound all critical and ungracious or anything.

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For you it may be a wristband.

Actually I don't wear one, but that's b/c most people on this board have convinced me that he's a prick. It's also because I'm not too fond of wearing anything symbolic, e.g., ribbons, pins, etc.

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Wait, you've seen the drilldo too? That was a helluva bachelor party.

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And better than any of mine. My ex-, for three christmases, forgot to get me stuff for christmas and he usually forgot my birthday all together. I think he sent me flowers once. Oh, and he wrote me a poem.

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Well, it wouldn't be fair to your kitty cats if you did wear all those ribbons, now would it?

http://www.vetmed.wsu.edu/clubs_aafp.../P1010067r.jpg

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Oh c'mon. They are just the clay. I sculpt them into the champions they are.

Or in the case above, the runner-ups they are.

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It is possible that a man who doesn't have much money would be insecure about this lack of funds. Such an insecure person would probably be very sensitive about the size of his fiance's engagement ring. A small ring combined with the large pendant from the woman's previous relationship would really get under an insecure guy's skin and become an issue for that guy.

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Insecure poor guys are so hot!

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Issues like this are why insecure people should be sterilized and sent to the fringes.

(No, not that fringe.)