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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I haven't really been following this so I hope you will overlook the transgression if this is common knowledge or "asked and answered." Are we talking physical damage or "holy shit that would fucking hurt enough to make me pass out" damage? If just physical damage, isn't it normal to have some damage when using Slot C? Doesn't all sex, even Slot B sex, cause some sort of damage (minor bruising, tiny abrasions and the like) anyway? And, judging from the FB, there are quite a few people out there who like to "kick it up a notch" and thus something beyond minor damage could be normal, right? So in an acquaintance rape situation, especially one where some consensual sex is conceded, wouldn't anything short of "tearing up the great divide" still be a he said/she said case?:question:

One discussion on anal sex, coming up: http://www.gayhealth.com/iowa-robot/...ask/?record=39

He would have an enormous schwanstucker. Or not.

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

Apparently, fifteen really is their limit on schnitzengruben.

Re: line of the day. I just watched that movie on one of the HBOs the other evening.

Gatti(A riot is an ungly thing ... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun!)gap

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ninjas are sweet

str(Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome)8

Appropos of something, the OM's mma discussion board uses the phrase "ninja, please."

No Airbrush in This Pic

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Originally posted by evenodds
Discuss with her the joys of double penetration and introduce a new toy into the mix. You get to use Slot B, she gets fun with Slot C.

I suggest something similar, which is to get her a good vibrator and play with it together, encourage her to take some solo flights and report back, and so on.

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm in the position (which I always thought would be great, but it's really not) of dating a girl who is really into Slot C action. She had never tried it before me and gave all the standard "No, that's disgusting" lines, but I asked her to give it a try, once. Now she loves it, and she wants to do that all the time.

It is becoming tiresome. First of all, it can require some clean-up sometimes. Second of all, I don't even get much Slot B action now before she is begging me, and I paraphrase here "Give me some Slot C Action." The first few times, I found this very hot in a porn kind of way, but now I dread hearing "Depo me in Slot C." This is all coupled with the fact that she is one of those women who is not really orgasmic. Tab A, Slot B, Slot C, Tab D, nothing is effective. But she really enjoys it and she wants sex all the time. So, I have to depo her for a really long time, until I just give up. Finally, and I think that this is the worst part, is that she is a clencher. As soon as she gets anywhere close to having orgasms, she starts to clench around the pleasure providing implement. This isn't really relevant to Slot C action, but it makes it very hard to continue normal activity for everything else.

I'm at a loss for how to deal with this. I used to be really attracted to her, but now I kind of dread depoing her. I've tried to talk to her about this, but it doesn't do any good. Even though I've told her I'm not that into it anymore, she still wants it Slot C-style. She also doesn't masturbate, so it's hard for me to figure out what is going to cause her to have orgasms.

I probably should make this anonymous, but it's not like I ever talk about this stuff with people I know. It's just a lot to share all at once.

Total TM violation but I am between crazy phone calls. And not good crazy in the paigow sense. But I thought clenching (ie snapping) was good? And that all the ladies clenched when they came bc of muscle contractions?

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Cry me a fuckin' river, dude. Do you hear this [making weird finger motion by your ear]? It is the world's smallest violin and it is playing for you. We should all have your problems. Be careful what you wish for b/c you might get it. A stich in time, saves nine. A bush in your hand is worth two something something.

Do you get what I am getting at here?

No?

That is because you are not smart enough to understand what I am saying, just like you are not smart enough to understand how lucky you are to have a girl who not only tolerates, but actually requests, that you go spelunking in the dingleberry cave with your purple-helmeted recon ranger.* If you are not ranger enough to get the job done, then send Debtslave, errr, I mean "your girlfriend" over and I will make it my duty to please that booty.

*translation = she likes you to insert your penis into her dingleberry cave.

How Would Jesus Park?

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
For example, this idea that it insults the sanctity of premarital shacking up to try to introduce a single person in a "committed relationship" to other singles is recockulous. We're more paternalistic about committed unmarried relationships than we are about married ones.

Quite true. I know that I, for instance, still look upon weddings and funerals as one of my few remaining socially sanctioned opportunities for random hookups and drunken sex.

Them, and trips to DC.

How Would Jesus Park?

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Quite true. I know that I, for instance, still look upon weddings and funerals as one of my few remaining socially sanctioned opportunities for random hookups and drunken sex.

Them, and trips to DC.

so burgre finally gave it up?

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Originally posted by evenodds
Discuss with her the joys of double penetration and introduce a new toy into the mix. You get to use Slot B, she gets fun with Slot C.

You are indeed wiser than Aristotle.

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Anyway, in addition to mike tyson's defense that "any woman would want it with me, and beg me for it" . . .

Oh, and here I thought the Tyson defense was "well, at least I didn't bite off her fuckin' EAR!"

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I have not been following this closely, but the SO just called to share the following:

Kobe and the victim acknowledge consensual sex, in the traditional Tab A into Slot B context. The problem arose when Kobe attempted to insert Tab A into Slot C.

And don't miss Kobe accepting his award (previously taped footage) for Favorite Male Athelete at the Teen Choice Awards, tonight on Fox. And if that is not enough, Kelly Clarkson will perform (don't forget the olive oil).

Another Personal Check to a Hooker?

Jerry Springer (required link) drops out of the race for Ohio senator.

What will become of his new informercial ?

No Slot C Rippage

How Would Jesus Park?

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are so full of shit, it's hardly even funny. Blah blah blah

Dude, please tell me that my sarcasm alarm is failing. 'Cause is mine isn't, yours sure as fuck is.