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Since we have had mention of it but no execution: :violin:

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Anyway, I should have defined clenching better. Not internal clenching, external clenching. As in, legs clenching and pushing together in tradition Tab A - Slot B action, hands forcing head in further and knees crushing my chest in Tab D - Slot B action and her hand pushing my hand and thighs crushing my hand in good ol' Tabs E through I - Slot B action.

E through I? Shit, I'm lost. Someone with Microsoft Paint please draw and post the picture with all appropriate Tabs and Slots. Once we're done we can send it to Eagle County Superior Court.

Edited to add, OK, I now get mmm's Tabs, but think he was correct to observe that this is a bit much at once.

Bennifer and J-Fleck

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Drudge is now reporting that "Gigli" - released less than a week ago - is now averaging less than $185 PER SCREENING.

That's what - like 20 tickets per show?

This is clearly much more than a bad film. This is major public backlash against two hacks of dubious talent that have been slammed down our collective throats by the publicity machine.

And nothing is more fun to watch than a sinking ship.

not7yS

Yes, but you can still buy a genuine cubic zirconium copy of the huge pink diamond engagement ring for your own beloved, so that the glow of their happiness can reflect on your own relationship.

In fact, I will have to talk to Mr. PJ about this.

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Originally posted by Gattigap
E through I? Shit, I'm lost. Someone with Microsoft Paint please draw and post the picture with all appropriate Tabs and Slots. Once we're done we can send it to Eagle County Superior Court.

Edited to add, OK, I now get mmm's Tabs, but think he was correct to observe that this is a bit much at once.

Picturing Gatti sitting at desk suddenly seeing the light and muttering "E (up pops thumb), F (index/pointer finger rises in the air), G (the, uh, fuck you finger stands at attention), H (and the ring finger), I (don't forget the pinky) ... Oh, now I get it hehehehehe." ;)

Bennifer and J-Fleck

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter

Give us a few months, Gigli will not only manage to keep the lights on here, but we will light up the night sky.

Now you are just taunting me. The saddist thing for BLo in all of this must be the fact that Jen's little niece painted a picture for school and in it she was standing in line to see Gigli (Jen didn't even know that her neice had seen previews!). Now the movie is being unjustly pushed out of movie theaters and little Jen Jr. will never get to realize her dream unless she scoots her butt down to the theater today! The horror.

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Evenodds' suggestion and this one are both good, but it almost seems like too much work. I mean, it doesn't seem to bother her that she doesn't have orgasms. Which is actually the part that bothers me. And now, I'm thinking, why I am going to run around doing all this stuff when she doesn't even care. And how would I buy a vibrator? That's the kind of thing women, even non-orgasmic ones, are supposed to buy for themselves.

Containing my disappointment that my job description is not forthcoming, I carry on...

Ms. Obvious sez: If she is so young/silly/whatever that she doesn't know how to get herself in the direction of orgasm with a partner, it is highly unlikely that she will buy herself a vibrator.

If you want to continue having a relationship with this woman and also possibly have a nice sex life, you're going to have to teach her a thing or two. If it's too much effort for you, take Bilmore's advice and run away.

No Slot C Rippage

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Anne Elk will have to provide that.

My point was only that the article, based on sources, didn't mention Slot C. That hardly proves Slot C never came into play.

I had heard the slot C story last week when it was really really rumorish - from someone with a friend in the sports biz. The real problem lies in the fact that NO 19 yo girl would consent to slot C. The odds are very very good that NO 19 year old girl would consent to slot C - so that's the real story behind the story.

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm in the position (which I always thought would be great, but it's really not) of dating a girl who is really into Slot C action. She had never tried it before me and gave all the standard "No, that's disgusting" lines, but I asked her to give it a try, once. Now she loves it, and she wants to do that all the time.

It is becoming tiresome. First of all, it can require some clean-up sometimes. Second of all, I don't even get much Slot B action now before she is begging me, and I paraphrase here "Give me some Slot C Action." The first few times, I found this very hot in a porn kind of way, but now I dread hearing "Depo me in Slot C." This is all coupled with the fact that she is one of those women who is not really orgasmic. Tab A, Slot B, Slot C, Tab D, nothing is effective. But she really enjoys it and she wants sex all the time. So, I have to depo her for a really long time, until I just give up. Finally, and I think that this is the worst part, is that she is a clencher. As soon as she gets anywhere close to having orgasms, she starts to clench around the pleasure providing implement. This isn't really relevant to Slot C action, but it makes it very hard to continue normal activity for everything else.

I'm at a loss for how to deal with this. I used to be really attracted to her, but now I kind of dread depoing her. I've tried to talk to her about this, but it doesn't do any good. Even though I've told her I'm not that into it anymore, she still wants it Slot C-style. She also doesn't masturbate, so it's hard for me to figure out what is going to cause her to have orgasms.

I probably should make this anonymous, but it's not like I ever talk about this stuff with people I know. It's just a lot to share all at once.

Dude, it sounds to me like your gf is orgasming juuuuust fiiine.

Have you considered playing with slot C with your finger while working slot B? From behind or with her on top this is rather easy. And when I say "play" with slot C, I don't mean dancing about the goods with your pinky. I mean gently work your way in there... hell, your gf will probably want a thumb. Working slots B and C in perfect rhythm seems to really heighten the pleasure for most women... or maybe I've just happened to date anally fixated chicks.

S(my apologies if this simple advice has already been given to you by 20 posters)D

PS: You can't stay with someone who's really non-orgasmic. that's a recipe for eventual breakup for anyone who's remotely sexual. Personally, I can't deal with not giving the Mrs. and orgasm during sex unless its one of those quick "Honey, come on... I'm wound up and need some fast action" before work sort of things. I'd go fucking nuts if my wife/gf did not come. That's just unpossible!!!

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Containing my disappointment that my job description is not forthcoming, I carry on...

Ms. Obvious sez: If she is so young/silly/whatever that she doesn't know how to get herself in the direction of orgasm with a partner, it is highly unlikely that she will buy herself a vibrator.

If you want to continue having a relationship with this woman and also possibly have a nice sex life, you're going to have to teach her a thing or two. If it's too much effort for you, take Bilmore's advice and run away.

I want to know why she is clenching if she aint coming. And why she is wearing you out when she knows it is an exercise in futility on her end. Clearly this girl needs acting lessons.

No Slot C Rippage

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had heard the slot C story last week when it was really really rumorish - from someone with a friend in the sports biz. The real problem lies in the fact that NO 19 yo girl would consent to slot C. The odds are very very good that NO 19 year old girl would consent to slot C - so that's the real story behind the story.

Wanna bet?

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...130151&artp=ah

I don't know how post a pic here (shut up) so you need to click the link -- is that her? That pic just doesn't look "right." Her ear looks, well, big and sticky-outtie and her face is sort of horsey. Why would they show such a bad shot. I don't consider her a true beauty but I also don't think she is ugly - this shot is not kind to her at all.

Tying it all together somehow

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do guys even drink Coors Light? The only people I think I have ever seen drinking it are women (lord knows why - it tastes like water - actually maybe that is why). Why does Coors target guys so relentlessly in its ads? Is it working - anyone know?

I was at a restaurant yesterday and the beer list said something like

Homemade mountain pilsner
Sierra breeze summer ale
Rolling hills lager
Country stout
Coors lite--just checking to see if anyone's reading this thing.

My companions and I thought it hysterical.

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I am still lost. Just what was it to make the scales fall from your eyes so that all became clear?

Edited to add: Ohhhhhhhhh. Thank you TF.

Your Coorespondent

was diligently eating sushi last night when he realized that Andrew Firestone and Jen were at the next table. I can inform you all that they are still together, but unadventuresome in their sushi choices. You may now resume your regularly scheduled discussion of rectal fissures.

Your Coorespondent

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Originally posted by LessinSF
was diligently eating sushi last night when he realized that Andrew Firestone and Jen were at the next table. I can inform you all that they are still together, but unadventuresome in their sushi choices. You may now resume your regularly scheduled discussion of rectal fissures.

Is he short?