Cravings
 

Um, I would prefer to have lunch not in the gaping gash. If possible. She may attend, though.

Cravings
 

Ah, now I understand her need for load-bearing underwear.

Midseason Replacement
 

I wouldn't think PD work would make defense lawyers better. Mandatory PD work might raise the quality of defense of the people who have PDs, though.

Midseason Replacement
 

Holy shit! str8 outted himself as Huey Freeman in today's Boondocks.

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Cravings
 

My God man... you'll be bigger than Rerun by then. If you don't die of sepsis.

Cravings
 

I am lost here. What is the significance of a Tuesday?

Cravings
 

This reminds me... Is the Big Hunt in DC still open?

I always wondered if they did that on purpose.

Cravings
 

And you say this because the Grand Canyon is arid, enormous, and many mules have been there?

Cravings
 

Good point. I should be thankful your mom demands a weekly Cleveland Steamer.

Cravings
 

Nobody endsa pay period on a Tuesday. I've seen every other day, but never Tuesday.

Five posts will follow from people saying their pay periods end on Tuesdays. Two more will make differentiations between "pay period" and the day they actually receive checks, which, in both cases, will be Tuesdays.

Cravings
 

Nobody fucks mules. They're sterile. There's not a stitch of sporting fun in it.

Cravings
 

You don't need to start your posts with this any more. It is understood.

Cravings
 

Nobody gives my mother a CS. That's a hot plate, you ignorant bastard (Hi Ty!).

Cravings
 

By the sixth of those seven posts, I will have left a huge pile of steaming shit on my computer screen. God, that will be great.

Midseason Replacement
 

On 1, true--they're already doing it. Besides, a lot of places (well, at least one--DC) has a defense bar that to some extent relies on a steady stream of CJA cases to keep it going. The PD doesn't take some of the cases, for example because of conflicts (such as the defendant is suing the PD for malpractice, or the defendant is charged with assaulting a PD).

On 2, perhaps. Or it would get a lot of private defenders mailing it in. I don't think I've ever met a PD who doesn't care about their job. Why would you take the job if you didn't care? Their problem is resources and workload.

Cravings
 

Wide open.

Cravings
 

Our pay period ends on the 31st - which is next Tuesday.

Good weed last night, Raoooooul???

Cravings
 

She gives one hell of a Rusty Trombone

Cravings
 

Thats one. Five more and Flower's keyboard gets soiled... Start the countdown.*

* I assume he intends to soil the keyboard, since "high-topping" or "upper-decking" the monitor would be. just. wrong.

Cravings
 

Really, any place that monthly pay periods would occasionally have a pay period that ended on a Tuesday.

Cravings
 

Or, for that matter, any place with semi-monthly pay periods.

Cravings
 

That's just disgusting. Jesus, man, what's wrong with you?

Cravings
 

or bi-monthly.

Cravings
 

or quarterly.

Cravings
 

or annually!

Cravings
 

I'd rather not discuss this. She told me about the Reverse Blumpie you provided her, and it was all I could do not to choke on my creamed corn.

Cravings
 

I thought they called that "goin' high"

Cravings
 

Are there any compelling reasons under ERISA or it's inacting regulations that might point Less to a particularly advantageous leaving date?

Less. are you announcing or leaving- or do you assume the difference will be about an hour- you're going to another firm, they might want you to stay a week.

Cravings
 

PLF, I often add a lot of genius-level commentary on this board. Everyone knows this. Your venom toward me would be better channeled into make-up sex.

I don't think so.
 

Speaking of Owen Wilson, does anyone here visit channel101.com on a regular basis? Rolling Stone made it sound like a must-visit.

Cravings
 

C'mon, dude. You can't tell me you've never had that fantasy. I think I've had more "leaving a steaming pile of shit on partners' desk/ex-lover's car/etc." fantasies than I have had actual bowel movements.

Cravings
 

the guy who graded your test and told you your IQ- did you have sex with him after that?

Cravings
 

It's his notice date, not departure date, right?

Other things equal, quitting at the beginning of a month allows you to take 8 weeks off without any gap on your resume (i.e., employer A until Feb 2006, employer B Mar. 2006-present). But isn't Less retiring?

And it may get some extra health coverage paid for by the company (the last place I left paid the firm's portion of the premium each pay period, so by working one day in the pay period I got an extra 14 days of coverage at their (mostly) expense.

When Will It Stop?
 

As long as they don't phase out the Sensor Excel, I'm fine. But the second that happens, I'm taking up arms, or at least, my Sensor Excel, and I'm gonna cut somebody.

Cravings
 

Huh? How many people have started a job at the end of a month?

Cravings
 

I don't know about make-up sex, but you might be able to convince me to let you engage in unsolicited fellatio on me.

Cravings
 

I bet at Coltrane's firm you can just order one to be delivered to the desks, like a beverage.

Cravings
 

I've started all of my jobs towards the end of a month.

And I have no gaps in my resume.

Cravings
 

I didn't really want an answer. i was just trying to highlight that Fringey's practice area is boring, or more boring than most.

Cravings
 

Little known fact: An avocado is actually a fruit.