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A short 6'2 is a 5'11.

AoN, why must men under 6' lie about their height? Is there like a rule of thumb for fudging?

If I am wearing 4 inch heels and I have to lean down to kiss you, you are not 5'10.

I actually am 6'2"*, but no one thinks I am.

*6'1.75''. I think it's okay to round up here.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-05-2009 01:45 PM

Re: Actual Fashion Question

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 405820)

Start dressing like a lawyer.

By wearing a crew neck under an open collar? Jesus, I'm not some frat boy.

Actually, I was in a fraternity, and we bonged more beer and banged more chicks and hit golf balls further than anyone. Ever.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

11-05-2009 01:46 PM

Re: Google

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 405825)

Just don't let it watch those first two seasons!!!!!! OMG!!!!! http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/18/ma...P1DjGzI0P7zmsw

The very source of my understanding:

Quote:

Snuffleupagus is visible only to Big Bird; since 1985, all the characters can see him, as Big Bird’s old protestations that he was not hallucinating came to seem a little creepy, not to mention somewhat strained.

notcasesensitive

11-05-2009 01:46 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 405822)

It could be that's who I was thinking of. Who knows how I got it all confused.

Whatever happened to str8 anyway? Did TomatoBasilSoup take away his internet privileges?

That is a remarkably accurate guess. If it was a guess.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

11-05-2009 01:47 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 405822)

Whatever happened to str8 anyway? Did TomatoBasilSoup take away his internet privileges?

I think his new employer forced him to buy internet access by the megabyte.

Flinty_McFlint

11-05-2009 01:48 PM

Re: Short People Got No Reason

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405815)

I thought you didn't give blow jobs? If you're that picky, I'll just get a step ladder.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-05-2009 01:49 PM

Re: Google

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 405825)

Just don't let it watch those first two seasons!!!!!! OMG!!!!! http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/18/ma...P1DjGzI0P7zmsw

Monsterpiece Theater is still in the episodes from the '90s shown on Sprout. It's one of my favorites. In fact, Cookie Monster still eats everything in those episodes. And that makes the Coltranette giggle.

Fugee

11-05-2009 01:53 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405821)

What about gun shows takes understanding? Is there anyone here who doesn't like guns?

Gun shows can be fairly entertaining, especially the people watching.

One of the regular attendees is an Amazonian transgendered woman whose male companion looks like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets. As part of her reassignment surgery, she got ginormous boobs. She's also a fan of semi-automatic pistols. If she has a concealed carry permit, she could hide it in her cleavage.

But as entertaining as the people watching can be, I'll be delighted when Fugee Sister and I have liquidated all of the late Fugee Dad's inventory and we don't have to do them anymore.

Yanks in 9!

11-05-2009 01:56 PM

Re: 27

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 405793)

Thanks!

TM

And now that the curse of Hillary was lifted we didn't even need 9 games to do it......vive la secretary clinton......vive le Yanquis!!!

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-05-2009 01:57 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405821)

What about gun shows takes understanding? Is there anyone here who doesn't like guns?

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

Fugee

11-05-2009 01:59 PM

Re: 27

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Originally Posted by Yanks in 9! (Post 405835)

And now that the curse of Hillary was lifted we didn't even need 9 games to do it......vive la secretary clinton......vive le Yanquis!!!

Somebody, please take Penske's sock drawer away.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-05-2009 02:01 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405836)

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

Did you get a kill?

Sparklehorse

11-05-2009 02:01 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405836)

I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.

I've never held a gun. My father had a rifle and some Civil War reproduction thing but I was much more shocked to discover that he had a little handgun in his nightstand than I was to be the one who found his porn collection stashed in the attic.

evenodds

11-05-2009 02:01 PM

Re: Short People Got No Reason

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 405832)

I thought you didn't give blow jobs? If you're that picky, I'll just get a step ladder.

I don't care how tall you are. If I am already dating you, your height is not a factor, it is a curiosity.

If I ask you how tall you are, just tell me the truth. When you lie, it's bizarre. And you all lie.

Even(gives blow jobs, so stop libeling me, Monkey)Odds

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

11-05-2009 02:04 PM

Re: Short People Got No Reason

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405840)

If I ask you how tall you are, just tell me the truth.

Once you're dating, why would you ask?

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