Alphabet Soup
 

Since I am not a bi (yet), I have to ask. Which is worse, the snowball or the juice from a girl?

Blackberry
 

These calls suck. One of the many perks of being a client now is that when some self-important asscheese partner leaves me a message like that I normally respond with an e-mail along the lines of "Got your voicemail. I am a bit tied up right now and would appreciate it if you could respond to this e-mail with the details so that I can noodle it while I take care of these other matters and then I can get back to you on it" you fucking weinie. With many of these partners you have to get in early and establish that you will not tolerate em treating you like one of em's associates. I spent a very brief time at a firm between GC gigs and I never quite got accustomed to being treated that way and the self importance of some partners still boggles my mind. Fuckers.

Gaping Specialists
 

Oh, hey, I'm with ya on some of that. The wedding cake thread was a new low.

Boredom does warrant a new thread. Boredom is worse than nausea.

Chai latte? You gotta give that shit up. I have 20 oz coffees with soy creamer. Wires you muuuuuuuuuch better.

Alphabet Soup
 

Oh, hell... the snowball is miles worse... tastes salty and smells foul. Chick juice is subtle and hardly noticeable if the girl is vigilante about her hygiene.

For this reason alone, you should hook up with chicks.

Gaping Specialists
 

If boredome and grossouts both warrant a new thread, we will have a board on the merits of Blackberrys and the proper etiquette for thme, red velvet wedding cakes, wehther Lance Armstrong is indeed a prick. and the ultimate nadir, mushroom or tomato soup, as well as a thread for corn. What will be left here? Pictures of Halle Berry and random insults of bilmore and Purse Junkioe?

Alphabet Soup
 

Which brings me around to the question of why do guys think that any girl in her right mind would want anything other than a friendly "I am gonna cum and you probably don't want this foul mess in your mouth" tap on the back of the head. Just take one hand off of the steering wheel and let me know you bastard. When I met my husband I told him that I uncontrollably clench my teeth if foul salty liquids are detected in my mouth and he has yet to miss a tap-out.

Gaping Specialists
 

Exactly, which is why we have to err on the side of admitting everything but hate speech.

What's really shocking is that left to their own devices, in a forum without censorship, some people will discuss the most banal topics. Its not like we have to constantly titillate the hell out of one another, but what the fuck? In an anon free flowing forum such as this, why not let your freak flag fly???

S(just an observation...)D

Alphabet Soup
 

Guys want the girl to swallow for the same reason they want to cum inside girls - it feels better. You're getting into primordial shit here. I think we males are hard-wired to get more pleasure from having something grasping onto our member while we ejaculate. We can feel the pulses from a chick who's cumming and feel her tighten and this feels damn good, and that's why simultaneous climax is so fucking great. In that same vein, it feels miles better to cum into a girl's mouth than pull out and shoot into the wind.

I'll anticipate a possible rebuttal here - "But, then why do guys in porn always pull out and jerk off?" Because otherwise the customer doesn't get to see the money shot. Like Ray Davies sang, "Give the people what they want." Pulling out for the porn shot is terribly physically unsatisfying, and I think its because our nerves are wired to make the orgasm better when we stay "inside." Its nature trying to ensure preganacy... damn nature.

Gaping Specialists
 

Good point, but there's still no need to discuss corn (we call it maize). And since we are anon (except to the IT people), why not go ahead and attribute the experiences of your friends to yourself?

Gaping Specialists
 

bc this place aint anonymous. case in point, if and when we ever meet for drinks, I dont want to have corn images in my head. Flies fucking, onthe other hand, is ok.

Gaping Specialists
 

I with ya here SD. The thread WAS disgusting, but at times it was hilarious...and it produced some great one-liners...

Alphabet Soup
 

So this means you're against the mushroom asparagus soup?

Gaping Specialists
 

It's a Simpsons joke/line. Some people got it.

Alphabet Soup
 

And you thought the corn discussion was gross? Hypocrite.:D

Gaping Specialists
 

I dont watch the Simpsons. Is this a joke spooking on my not watching the Simpsons or are you actually stooping to Burger level with derivative humor? I of course would never do this. Ludricrous.