Alphabet Soup
 

I'm making 2 assumptions here;

one you did kiss her before the act, and 2 she'd done this before.
if so her mouth and lips had a higher degree of fecal bacteria at the pre-act kissing then is normal. most food has some such matter, but in miniscule amounts. It's a safe bet your friend, however well brushed her teeth and tongue may have been, was sporting a higher percentage of bacteria then your average girl. your refusal to kiss her later was only saving you a matter of degree. for sure I'm not saying you should have kissed her, just don't be smug that you dodged a bullet by skipping the post-act kissing is all.

Gaping Specialists
 

You can't lie about shit here because that's breaking an unwritten rule. Sure, people and can and do exaggerate or twist things from time to time, but an out and out fabrication would be an abuse of privilege. Plus, its pretty low to lie to people to make yourself interesting, anon forum or not. Most folks have enough interesting shit that they don't need to fabricate.

A Post For SD
 

Since you brought it up, did anyone watch Amazing Race last night?

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I haven't watched since the first or second week but I tuned in last night. I obviously missed whatever made Chip/Reichen hate John/his fiancee (shit I forgot her name already), but I have to say that Chip was obnoxious to John last night. Maybe it was warranted by past behavior, but it just seemed mean. As a result, I was sad that the clowns didn't make it in time. They seemed like good guys. And wouldn't you assume as a contestant if you saw others running on foot that you should reread the clue to see if that is the only permitted mode of transportation? Have the Harvard chicks taught other contestants nothing?!

Alas that shark cage thing ensured that my SO and I will not be participating in future shows.

Gaping Specialists
 

I know you don't like/watch the Simpsons. The joke had nothing to do with your relationship with the show. It's the equivalent of you making a reality TV joke -- I wouldn't get it b/c I don't watch (except for QEFSD).

I'd rather watch Seinfeld reruns.

Gaping Specialists
 

You're so cute when you respond earnestly to a wisecrack.

Slot C Redux
 

Elegant and delicious.

Goddam Brazilians and their goddamned jiu jitsu.

Unbelievable
 

Do people actually have "Farrah Fawcett" collections?

Would somebody actually purchase this P.O.S. for more than $.08? Truly amazing. No wonder eBay has made such a killing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2186388379

Unbelievable
 

Well it has received 0 bids so far, so maybe the seller is the only one with a Farrah Fawcett collection. Just goes to show that in certain cases there is a time limit on holding onto crap waiting for it to appreciate in value. The seller probably should have sold when she appeared in Playboy a couple of years ago...

Try This . . .
 

If we are finished with sucking each other's dicks and asses and telling each other how cool we are . . . .

this is great site for conference calls or when you just want to waste some time
http://www.superbad.com/

Just keep clicking. And the site changes almost every day.

Unbelievable
 

That is nothing. Check out this lawn ornament .

Unbelievable
 

Given ebay has been around for a few years now, hasn't all the crap in the world finally been purchased by the person who values it the most?

FRIDAY POLL
 

I could NOT sleep last night. No reason why. Just couldn't fall asleep. This never happens to me. I always fall asleep right away.

But after like 6 hours, I started wondering what the world record is for consecutive hours spent without sleeping (and I could only find a record for consecutive hours spent on the air of a radio station -- I think the record stands at 103 hours, 22 minutes).

At hour 7, I thought of this poll.

If you could break any record (formal or informal) in the world, which one would you break?

I'd like to break the "Most money earned in one day" record, which would be immediately followed by an attempt at the "Most consecutive days in a threesome with two hot models" record.

Here are some suggestions, if you can't come up with your own:

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...b_main_pic.jpg
[Most clothespins clipped to face -- 133]

Most Cockroaches Eaten
Ken Edwards of Glossop, Derbyshire, England ate 36 cockroaches in one minute on the set of The Big Breakfast, London, England on 5 March 2001.

Most Items Regurgitated
In November 1998, on the set of Guinness World Records: Primetime, Stevie Starr of Glasgow, Scotland, earned the moniker The Human Regurgitator when he swallowed then regurgitated a billiard ball, a bumble bee, and a black and white goldfish, which he brought up in an order specified by an audience member. He then swallowed a ring, a padlock and a key, and brought up the ring locked inside the padlock!

Longest Ear Hair
Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures an incredible 13.2 cm (5.19 in) at its longest point.

Most Scorpions Eaten
The most live scorpions eaten by a human being is approximately 35,000. Each day, the field worker, Rene Alvarenga (a.k.a. el comealacrances - “scorpion eater”), from Intipuka, El Salvador, catches 20-30 of the creatures and eats them.

Slingshot Ears
The farthest an American dime has been propeled by the ear lobe is 3 m 30.6 cm (10 ft 10.5 in), by Monte Pierce, of Bowling Green, Kentucky, USA.

Strangest Diet
Michel Lotito (aka Henri Mangetout) from Grenoble, France, has been eating metal and glass since 1959. Gastroenterologists have described his ability to consume 900 g (2 lb) of metal per day as "unique". Mangetout - Michel's nickname - literally translates as "eats everything". Michel says bananas and hard-boiled eggs make him sick.

Longest Tongue
British chauffeur Stephen Taylor has a tongue that measures a gob-smacking 9.4 cm (3.7 in) from the tip to the center of his closed top lip.

Farthest Spaghetti Nasal Ejection
Kevin Cole of Carlsbad, New Mexico, USA, holds the record for the longest spaghetti strand blown out of a nostril in a single blow. On December 16, 1998, Kevin successfully achieved a record distance of 19 cm (7.5 in).

Fastest Six Digit Square Root Calculation
M Hari Prasad correctly calculated the square root of a six digit number in 1 minute 3.8 seconds at the Indian Institute of Science, Bangalore, India, on October 30, 1999. Without the use of a calculator or computer he worked out the square root of 732,915 as 856.1045496. He also made two other successful mathematical attempts - most calender dates calculated in a minute and the fastest time to multiply two eight digit numbers.

Fastest Yard Of Ale
Peter Dowdeswell of Earls Barton, Northants, England, drank a yard of ale containing 1.42 liters (2 pints) in 5 sec. at RAF Upper Heyford, Oxon on May 4, 1975.

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Unbelievable
 

Looks like they're out of ghosts in jars.

Unbelievable
 

I hope not. After I complete my September 5 portfolio, my digital camera and I are going to clean out my basement. Those Smurfs had better be ready to make love to the camera, 'cause mama wants her student loans to go away, and she had to stop working at the Royal Palace when people from her day job started showing up ("I thought it was a Chinese Restaurant!").

FRIDAY POLL
 

He's eaten a bicycle and a small airplane, piece by piece...