LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

I like rubbing it on my face or body. It is actually great for the complexion. True. Plus. you get to feel like a porn star for about thirty seconds which is kinda fun without having to get the funbags sewed into your tits.

Clearly you need a new girlfriend.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-08-2003 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I have yet to encounter splooge that didnt smell and taste like clorox bleach. i clearly need to learn how to get the vivid imagination of a gay guy. the texture is pretty hard to swallow too. the only good thing about it is how happy it makes your man and how you feel like such a goddess for doing it. thats it.

THANK YOU!

I was hesitant to mention that the time I got snowballed I noticed it smelled like bleach for fear that perhaps my own particular "blend" was toxic in some respect. Now I am totally relieved.

S(now maybe I'll get my liver checked - this persistent pain in my right side is probably nothing either...)D

ThurgreedMarshall

08-08-2003 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I knew a chick like this in HS. She took it up the butt...Let's say her name was "Gertrude." The phrase "the G position" became common slang...

Hmmm. So, I'm guessing Kobe is a card carrying member of 50 Cent's G-Unit?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall

08-08-2003 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hey asshole - when did vandalism become funny?

I guess someone didn't get their coffee.

Rent Fight Club and ask again.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick

08-08-2003 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Some women like the taste.

And I'm told that there is a pretty broad range of taste, from the foul salty blech to sweeter than cream (this last bit of info by a gay man who'd sucked more dicks than I've seen).

If the spooger eats strawberries or eggs that day it tastes pretty good. I don't know why.

ix-nay on the cruciferous vegetables though. Blech.

robustpuppy

08-08-2003 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Where? It's messy that way. Sometimes for both people.

Yuck. Sex is so messy, it's a wonder people ever even do it! Maybe you could keep a big bin of baby wipes on the bedside table (in the kitchen, glove compartment, desk drawer, what have you) to clean up that icky splooge mess.

Every woman knows it's good for the skin.

paigowprincess

08-08-2003 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
THANK YOU!

I was hesitant to mention that the time I got snowballed I noticed it smelled like bleach for fear that perhaps my own particular "blend" was toxic in some respect. Now I am totally relieved.

S(now maybe I'll get my liver checked - this persistent pain in my right side is probably nothing either...)D

Um, have we met?

Just to clarify, I wasnt the girl who did the stirrup spelunking of your cave.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-08-2003 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If I had any friends they might tell me that there's also a gag reflex issue. Suddenly you've got this warm goo in your already- full mouth, and the medicine doesn't always go down so easily. Not a very sexy feeling. And the longer it sits there on the back of your tongue, the more time you have to contemplate the less than ideal taste and texture. And there are some who like to see the money shot. Fruits of our labors, so to speak.

If you really want to see the fruits of your labor, have your BF eat 1000 mg of Vitamin E for a few days before your next encounter. Mass doses of Vitamin E for some strange reason create huge loads. I've asked a doctor about this and he's admitted its true, but had no explanation as to why...

S(Its rather impressive - trust me... you'll be forced to comment "Hot damn, honey... you're like Ron Jeremy in his prime!")D

PS: It also seems to increase distance, if you're into measuring the "long jump."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-08-2003 11:23 AM

I Like Foamy

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
uses the word "fuck."

now that's a helpful spree.

might as well post the article.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-08-2003 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yuck. Sex is so messy, it's a wonder people ever even do it! Maybe you could keep a big bin of baby wipes on the bedside table (in the kitchen, glove compartment, desk drawer, what have you) to clean up that icky splooge mess.

Luckily it's not a current problem...

robustpuppy

08-08-2003 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Luckily it's not a current problem...

Good for you. Otherwise I would say you should drop the overly fastidious princess in favor of a paigow princess. I think you kids would be so cute together.

Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match ...

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

08-08-2003 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I like rubbing it on my face or body. It is actually great for the complexion. True. Plus. you get to feel like a porn star for about thirty seconds which is kinda fun without having to get the funbags sewed into your tits.

Clearly you need a new girlfriend.

This, plus Coltrane's admission above =

Nice knowing you, Coltrane. We'll miss you in Chicago. Take good care of him, Paigow... sounds like you will.

robustpuppy

08-08-2003 11:29 AM

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That is so cool. I'm running down to GNC at lunchtime.

But I do wonder if the E steps up swimmer production, or merely increases the volume of inactive ingredients.

Shape Shifter

08-08-2003 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you really want to see the fruits of your labor, have your BF eat 1000 mg of Vitamin E for a few days before your next encounter. Mass doses of Vitamin E for some strange reason create huge loads. I've asked a doctor about this and he's admitted its true, but had no explanation as to why...

S(Its rather impressive - trust me... you'll be forced to comment "Hot damn, honey... you're like Ron Jeremy in his prime!")D

PS: It also seems to increase distance, if you're into measuring the "long jump."

I guess we know what record you're going for. Damn, this could be just like the Olympics.

W.W.L.D.

08-08-2003 11:30 AM

I Like Foamy

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
now that's a helpful spree.

might as well post the article.

um . . . Flash?

http://www.macromedia.com/

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