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Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-05-2009 02:05 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405838)
Did you get a kill?
No. I missed the coffee can every single time. Fucker was quick.

Adder 11-05-2009 02:07 PM
Re: Short People Got No Reason
 
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 405841)
Once you're dating, why would you ask?
Seriously? So she can brag about how tall her man is.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-05-2009 02:10 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405842)
No. I missed the coffee can every single time. Fucker was quick.
As Sebby can explain, the penis extender is far more effective at knocking 'em over.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-05-2009 02:10 PM
Re: Short People Got No Reason
 
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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 405843)
Seriously? So she can brag about how tall her man is.
So what you're saying she's pissed about is repeating false information to her friends?

notcasesensitive 11-05-2009 02:13 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405836)
I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.
I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.

Flinty_McFlint 11-05-2009 02:15 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 405846)
I shot a glock at a gun range once in my early 20's. The ex- bought a gun when we were living next door to some drug dealers. I absolutely hated the feel of a gun in my hand and could not ever picture myself using it to defend myself (in fact I told him that the greater likelihood was that someone would get the gun from me and use it against me). So we sold the gun and bought a dog. Much better investment in my opinion. Even if she didn't make our home much safer.
But what if someone tried to use the dog against you? It could happen. Notsosmart now, are we?

bold_n_brazen 11-05-2009 02:15 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405816)
Hell, maybe both.



[Subtext: Adder should bring the woman (I assume paralegal is a woman) something to drink next time he runs to the kitchen for coffee.]
Or, you know, just hand her a straw.

Flinty_McFlint 11-05-2009 02:16 PM
Re: 27
 
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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 405837)
Somebody, please take Penske's sock drawer away.
Real or imaginary, he still creeps me out.

bold_n_brazen 11-05-2009 02:16 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 405773)

What is BnB's position (ha!) on the anal sex, anyway?
I believe that if we held a referendum, most states' residents would vote against anal sex.

Including California, which I find kind of surprising.

evenodds 11-05-2009 02:17 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405836)
I shot a gun once in 8th grade. That's it. I use an actual penis extension instead of a symbolic one.
Despite the fact my grandfather, my father, and the OM were expert marksmen and I have had guns in my house, I held a gun for the first time in law school when there were intruders peering in the window of my house.

It was horrifying, just holding in in the hallway, knowing that I might have to defend myself. I did not.

The OM and I went to gun shows, but I never again held a loaded weapon until the ex-LMA taught me how to shoot both rifles and a variety of handguns at the range. It's a skill I am glad to have.

Holding a loaded weapon is always terrifying. Or at least it should be, and the repeated handoff from him loading it to me in the booth is still a scary memory. We only went enough for me to feel confident I could drop a cow or a slow moving zombie. Anything faster, I might be in trouble.

Atticus Grinch 11-05-2009 02:20 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 405792)
Are you thinking of Thrashers Fan from early LawTalkers days? She purportedly lived in Atlanta and I'm not sure if she ever said her husband's occupation, but he was not a professional. She also may or may not have been a str8 sock.*


*I don't think she was, but str8 made that claim at some point after she had been gone for a while.
I can understand why we needed a Thurgreed sock. I can understand why we needed a Taltos, a Dave, a mmm3587, and a people who care sock. I can even understand why we needed a sunnybunny sock.* But how does anyone decide one day that we needed a ThrashersFan?

*I do not concede that we needed a Montecore sock.

evenodds 11-05-2009 02:28 PM
Re: Short People Got No Reason
 
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 405841)
Once you're dating, why would you ask?
Two reasons. First, I wear a variety of heel heights and that enables me to skip the platformed 5s if I know you're really 5'9". The ex-LMA was taller than me, but I stuck to ballet flats and kitten heels after I wore ridiculous heels and towered over him. Second, if you are going to tell me how much you weigh, then your height is actually relevant.

Adder 11-05-2009 02:30 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405851)
It's a skill I am glad to have.
Aside from the possibility of zombie attack, why?

ltl/fb 11-05-2009 02:30 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 405850)
I believe that if we held a referendum, most states' residents would vote against anal sex.

Including California, which I find kind of surprising.
Bite your tongue, missy.

Tyrone Slothrop 11-05-2009 02:31 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405851)
Despite the fact my grandfather, my father, and the OM were expert marksmen and I have had guns in my house, I held a gun for the first time in law school when there were intruders peering in the window of my house.

It was horrifying, just holding in in the hallway, knowing that I might have to defend myself. I did not.

The OM and I went to gun shows, but I never again held a loaded weapon until the ex-LMA taught me how to shoot both rifles and a variety of handguns at the range. It's a skill I am glad to have.

Holding a loaded weapon is always terrifying. Or at least it should be, and the repeated handoff from him loading it to me in the booth is still a scary memory. We only went enough for me to feel confident I could drop a cow or a slow moving zombie. Anything faster, I might be in trouble.
I'm surprised that I see to have held and shot guns much more than many of you all. I am the only person here who's been to a dynamite shoot?


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