LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I bet you're a lot of fun at cocktail parties and in bed.

Isn't it a pretty common joke between lovers that splooge is good for the skin? That is, between lovers who are not so fastidious (or dull, or unsure of their partner's health status) that they prevent all contact with the stuff?

Well, actually I am, but I am even more of a blast at bukkake parties.

Of course it is a common joke -- even you have heard it, no?

Anne Elk

08-08-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
To wit:

Composition of
seminal plasma varies among individuals, and even in the same
individual from time to time. It contains some 30 substances (many in
minute quantities); some are produced by different parts of our male
anatomy, and some are by-products of body functions. They include:

• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
• blood-group antigens (from immune system)
• calcium (mineral)
• chlorine (oxidizing agent)
• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
• fructose (sugar used for energy)
• glutathione (peptide amino acid)
• hyaluronidase (enzyme)
• inositol (sugar found in muscles)
• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
• magnesium (mineral)
• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
• phosporus (mineral)
• potassium (mineral)
• purine (compound of uric acid)
• pyrimidine (organic base)
• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
• sodium (salt)
• sorbitol (body alcohol)
• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
• urea (from urine)
• uric acid (from urine)
• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
• zinc (mineral)"

Salt, uric acid, alcohol, zinc, and chlorine aren't exactly known for making your
skin soft and smooth.

But if makes you feel loved or almost like a real person -- Keep rubbing.

Where the heck did you find that? What is your job? Do you have one? I thought I surfed the web a lot but you find the strangest things.

Gattigap

08-08-2003 12:09 PM

Blech.

Never again will I ketchup on the FB during my lunch hour. Goddamn, people.

(And someone should warn Wonk, 'cause otherwise about 4 weeks from now we'll have a problem.)

Shape Shifter

08-08-2003 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Well, actually I am, but I am even more of a blast at bukkake parties.

Ba da dum.

W.W.L.D.

08-08-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, uric acid is good for the skin. Eucerin (the skin cream sold in Europe - I don't know if the stuff here has it as well) has uric acid in it. Very healing.

The fruit acid and lactic acid also help with exfoliation. As Paigow commented, it feels tingly.

The trace minerals are also thought to be good for the skin.

Actually, it is only when uric acid undergoes some changes after contact with the skin, but that is somewhat correct. Of course, uric acid also causes gout.

notcasesensitive

08-08-2003 12:16 PM

Alphabet Soup

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Strawberries?

That one liner and other good ones here: http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/colinquinn/

I have started enjoying this show, which was unwatchable when it started but finally seems to be hitting its stride (I credit its continued existence to the low budget and following Jon Stewart at bong-thirty). Last night some cast members from Last Comic Standing were on and it pretty much turned into "Bag on Dat." And deservedly so - I saw Dat on Leno and he sucked gaping ass. Koreans must be the funny Asians. Unfortunately, since it was on after bong-thirty, I can only recall one zinger from Corey - she said she saw Dat standing by the highway holding a sign that said, "Will work for material."

Ba da dum.

I saw it last night. I think that show is really hot and cold. A lot of the people have poor delivery on it. I guess they must have such a short amount of time to prepare their spiels that they get more nervous than they would be typically. Usually comics aren't so awkward in their delivery. That said, some of the stuff is pretty funny. I didn't think that last night's show was very funny, but I didn't really follow LCS either, so makes sense...

I did enjoy the Daily Show tho, especially the opening joke about Arnold running for governor being the biggest story of the day !?!

ThurgreedMarshall

08-08-2003 12:19 PM

No Slot C Rippage

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does anyone remember what inspired the fashion guy on QESG to say something like "everyone looks good in a pearl necklace"?

Yez. His over-the-top gayness.

TM

PS - Tune in for next week's episode, which will be the one a friend of mine appears on (she's the gf with the annoying voice).

ThrashersFan

08-08-2003 12:23 PM

Alphabet Soup

Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Some women like the taste.

And I'm told that there is a pretty broad range of taste, from the foul salty blech to sweeter than cream (this last bit of info by a gay man who'd sucked more dicks than I've seen).

Yeah, I know. But I still think that everyone deserves a warning and an opportunity to disengage -- provided, of course, that they otherwise finish the job after disengaging. Funny, every guy I have known claims to have experienced a girl who not only liked the taste but was ravenous for it. You don't think any of them were lying to me, do you? ;) I wonder if it was the same girl?

paigowprincess

08-08-2003 12:26 PM

I got my pics back from my trip to SF

where we had a little FB get together. Francis and I flew out to hang with Sidd, ATty and his Asian babe, Less and the whole gang. Just got my pics back.

Here is one I love of Sidd and Francis. As you can probably tell, Frnacis doesnt really like Sidd bc he is kind of a big nerdy cliche. I think this pic says it all.

http://www.users.voicenet.com/~tobyclry/gilbert.jpg

and here is Sidd with TSlo

http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/12/0/22-10425.jpg

Sidd Finch

08-08-2003 12:27 PM

Alphabet Soup

Quote:

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Funny, every guy I have known claims to have experienced a girl who not only liked the taste but was ravenous for it. I wonder if it was the same girl?

Coulda been -- she did get around.

But hey, I'm not gonna argue with someone who felt she had to threaten to bite her husband's dick off, instead of just asking "could you please warn me before you come, I really don't like the taste."

Sidd Finch

08-08-2003 12:28 PM

I got my pics back from my trip to SF

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
where we had a little FB get together. Francis and I flew out to hang with Sidd, ATty and his Asian babe, Less and the whole gang. Just got my pics back.

And I was worried about being stalked? Imagine that.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-08-2003 12:30 PM

Golden Showers

Quote:

So next time my wife gets a sunburn I should piss on her?

S(I have never done the "golden shower" thing - I'd probably get stage fright)D

robustpuppy

08-08-2003 12:30 PM

The Wedding Menu has been settled

Quote:

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Actually, it is only when uric acid undergoes some changes after contact with the skin, but that is somewhat correct. Of course, uric acid also causes gout.

And isn't uric acid present in high levels in asparagus? So many reasons not to eat asparagus.

Str8, go with the tomato basil -- otherwise the eligibles at your reception will not be hooking up with fringey or any other single FB chick (and the gout sufferers will curse your name, but that's much less important).

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

08-08-2003 12:39 PM

Cosmo

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
There is no Santa Claus.

Hello, travel agent? Please cancel that trip to Kenya I had booked.

ThurgreedMarshall

08-08-2003 12:39 PM

How Would Jesus Park?

Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Can't a girl get off a nice crack at the expense of PCers, anti-PCer straw-men, and Bilmore all at the same time around here anymore?

You never used to take me seriously ... methinks you may need a good taunting.

Sure I did. But I think you think I was angry at you and not just angry at the thoughts behind blaming all the problems in the world on PCers. Yeah, I said you were full of shit, but when is that out of character?

And I'm always up for a good taunting.

TM

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