LawTalkers - Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

Two reasons. First, I wear a variety of heel heights and that enables me to skip the platformed 5s if I know you're really 5'9". The ex-LMA was taller than me, but I stuck to ballet flats and kitten heels after I wore ridiculous heels and towered over him.

So his height is an issue even if you are already dating, then?

Quote:

Second, if you are going to tell me how much you weigh, then your height is actually relevant.

Because even if you have accepted his height, there is no way you will be caught continuing to date a secret fat?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-05-2009 02:36 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405851)

Despite the fact my grandfather, my father, and the OM were expert marksmen and I have had guns in my house, I held a gun for the first time in law school when there were intruders peering in the window of my house.

I am pretty sure that neither my grandfather nor my father shot any gun after they returned from their respective wars.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-05-2009 02:38 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 405858)

I'm surprised that I see to have held and shot guns much more than many of you all. I am the only person here who's been to a dynamite shoot?

I haven't been to a dynamite shoot. Rifles? Pistols? Or can you use a semi?

Atticus Grinch

11-05-2009 02:40 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 405858)

I'm surprised that I see to have held and shot guns much more than many of you all. I am the only person here who's been to a dynamite shoot?

I cannot claim to have shot dynamite, but I shot myself at an indoor firing range in Daly City once. With a S&W 10xx series (IIRC), at about 50 yards -- actually about 100 if you count the ricochet. The only thing that was permanently injured was my wife's acceptance of future handgun-related outings.

Adder

11-05-2009 02:42 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405861)

I haven't been to a dynamite shoot. Rifles? Pistols? Or can you use a semi?

http://areopagus1.files.wordpress.co...0/dynomite.jpg

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-05-2009 02:46 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405851)

Holding a loaded weapon is always terrifying. Or at least it should be, ...

There's no reason for it to be terrifying, if you're confident and know what you're doing.

Is this terror at the root of your other issues, miss E(gbjsslmm)O

Tyrone Slothrop

11-05-2009 02:47 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405861)

I haven't been to a dynamite shoot. Rifles? Pistols? Or can you use a semi?

You could try with a pistol, but you want to be farther away than pistol range when the dynamite goes off.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-05-2009 02:48 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 405862)

ouch

It ricocheted backwards?? What were you shooting at?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-05-2009 02:49 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405866)

ouch

It ricocheted backwards?? What were you shooting at?

Adder.

evenodds

11-05-2009 02:52 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 405862)

I ended up with a welt and a bruise from a shell casing striking me in the forehead. The very nice guardsmen next to me explained exactly how I did it. Apparently, I bent my arm while shooting a .38. It hurt a lot.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-05-2009 02:53 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 405865)

You could try with a pistol, but you want to be farther away than pistol range when the dynamite goes off.

A 44 magnum has pretty good range - better than a lot of rifles.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

11-05-2009 02:58 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405869)

A 44 magnum has pretty good range - better than a lot of rifles.

Well, sure, it's the most powerful handgun in the world. It can take your head clean off.

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-05-2009 02:58 PM

Re: Actual Fashion Question

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405787)

It's the fashion board! I just want shirts that fucking fit me. I'm not even that skinny.

Are you retired? I thought you were on the road to kona......kids derailed that, huh?

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-05-2009 02:59 PM

Re: Actual Fashion Question

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 405790)

It wasn't meant as a slight. I'm just here to assist everyone to their chosen paths; Coltrane was meant to become Sebby, not you. Hank is on the way to becoming (dare I venture to say surpassing) Penske, and Flower is 5 years and one spin class injury away from becoming Midwestern Ironweed. Your chosen successor is Muggs, and he's halfway there.

Dissent!! Hank is older than me.

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-05-2009 03:03 PM

Re: I like this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 405798)

I was looking on Flickr for photos tagged with "Barcelona" and that's how I found it. If there was an explanation, I missed it.

eta: you may be able to figure out from this, especially if you speak Italian, but I can't.

Parlo italiano, o almeno un po'. Qual è la tua domanda?

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:34 PM.

Page 119 of 334

119

Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page