Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Will there be cake?

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Don't wear a suit. You shouldn't be more dressed up than the groom/attendants.

Khakis are appropriate, though find out what color the guys' are (more tan? more stone? more green?) and choose something different. Linen would work but be careful as to style as you don't want to look too Hamptons--this is Massachusetts after all. For shirt--a summery, pale sorbet color like peach or pale yellow. Otherwise you will look too business casual, not festive. You can do a summery tie instead if you are really too uncomfortable wearing color for your shirt.

I also love seersucker though it may be seen as a bit old-fashioned by some--not a problem on the Cape generally.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Oh crap, can we please ban golfwear anywhere off the course?

Far more restrained than it was, but just tiresome--it's all any guy feels safely manly wearing up here besides a suit.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

I love Seersucker but dont wear it as things are indoors. as for the color of the khakis, they are khaki. PJ is being rediculously anal here. ditto the linen. if you want to go festive, wear a Hawaiian shirt. Otherwise, it is golf clothes.

aloha patentgreedy
 

Im not getting this darlin. of course all of your socks are unfunny, but why change the name on this one. but I guess it doesnt' mastter as only a mindless chimpanzee would be unable to translate your traditionnally unfunny, tritely unoriginal, unintelligently assclownish posting style. Its like the stink on shit, impossible to miss. I may have to go to the trouble of fu landing you.

Cape Cod Wedding Fashion
 

Size 60 Big Boy Depends?

E! True Hollywood Story: Jenna
 

Caught part of it between SATC and the Denis Leary roast. I though she looked kind of scary. The basis of her appeal in the past is that she used to be so damned cute. And her little yelpy sound. In my opinion, she's been phoning it in for some time, to the extent that is possible in porn. I think her talk about bisexuality was in reference to her former relationship with Nikki Tyler, another "superstar." They toured together a couple of years ago, and when they appeared on Howard Stern they announced that they were living together as a couple. Having seen them perform together (on dvd, not live), the only chemistry I noticed between them was the lube, so their relationship may have been a publicity stunt (unlike Ben & JLo, which is the real thing and will last forever). Anyway, I'm sure she still does girl-on-girl, but only if its plot-driven.

The Leary roast, while funny in spots (special props to Nick DePaulo), was lacking. It felt anticlimactic. Why was this not a Friar's Club roast? It needed some Friars.

aloha patentgreedy
 

(a) who the hell are you?
(b) why do I care what you think?

JRUSS

aloha patentgreedy
 

a) an old friend JSHUN.

b) because your status as a friendlessly pathetic loser ensures that you are still obsessed with things you cant have and my brazillian remains one of those things.

E! True Hollywood Story: Jenna
 

Agreed. I don't need to hear another "What a sell-out for doing that Quaker State ad" joke in this lifetime. I've had my fill.

The funniest thing on TV last night was the Sealab 2021 episode "I, Robot." Thank god somebody transcribed the episode and put it on the web. (Whatever did we do before 1994)?

http://rtf.kracked.com/sealab03.html

E! True Hollywood Story: Jenna
 

ACtually the funniest ting I saw on tv was Reno 911. Anyone else see this? Sort of the Office meets Cops (though I have never seen cops). Leary roast was a huge disappointment. I had no idea that the gay wedding planner from SATC had a career outside of that show. And speaking of SATC , it was LOL funny last night.

In other news, since I need to keep my posts tight so as not to be tghe third lamest poster (anyone else in my ballpark?), I saw this piece which I think directly corellates to why Running Is Bad For You and Your Joints and Muscles.

From Jon WErthiem of SI.com

"Navratilova added: "The kids play too much on hard courts at an early age and their joints suffer.

"When the joints get messed up, the muscles follow. Most tennis injuries are related to joints because of the hard pounding. Tennis is a very hard sport on your body."

Pounding on hardness (here is the softball- no pun). Much like running on anything but softness.

E! True Hollywood Story: Jenna
 

that counts as 2 posts. you are now at 940.

E! True Hollywood Story: Jenna
 

I couldn't watch more than 15 minutes and I wanted to like it.

Only 10 Years Behind The Times
 

Nudist Camp Fantasy Squelcher
 

"Here I can read. I can talk. I can sleep or just sit in the sun," all without clothes, she said. "And no one ever says, 'Boy, you are really fat!'"

That is reason why I would be kicked out, fatty.

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I do not have the stomach to enlarge the picture (featuring Thomas "Van Wyck").