Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 405913)

Your like the Kennedys, with pyrotechnics.

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 405890)

how often are you seeing him that he has to tell you pre-date what he weighs now?

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 405790)

Hank is on the way to becoming (dare I venture to say surpassing) Penske,

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405921)

I thought the rationale behind the order of triathlon events is that events with the highest likelihood of a disastrous result in the event of physical breakdown go first. I hope they have some good lifeguards at Lake Mohonk.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405923)

I did not look like I could go fast, but I looked good. That and the gift certficiate I won adequately mitigated my feelings of inadequacy.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405926)

Allow me to clarify . . . my last two long relationships (the OM and the ex-LMA) were with men who were competitive athletes who were training for specific goals. Their weights, nutrition, training bible were all frequent topics of conversation.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405926)

Allow me to clarify . . . my last two long relationships (the OM and the ex-LMA) were with men who were competitive athletes who were training for specific goals. Their weights, nutrition, training bible were all frequent topics of conversation.

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 405928)

Exactly, its why the goal here is survival. Pray for me.

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 405930)

How dreary. I hope chimney sweep is a conversational improvement.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405926)

Allow me to clarify . . . my last two long relationships (the OM and the ex-LMA) were with men who were competitive athletes who were training for specific goals. Their weights, nutrition, training bible were all frequent topics of conversation.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405933)

Translation: How come the hot chicks never like the fat guys who talk well?

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405932)

I always pray for you.

Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 405927)

Did penske have such thin skin in his youth?

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405917)

When you've got a writhing one-eyed anaconda between the legs, you need to wrassle that bad boy down before the Fowling starts, or it will throw off your balance and you'll never hit a pin. Plus, you never know when a spin class will break out. Speaking of biking apparel, I won the costume contest for last Saturday's cyclocross race. It is my first cyclocross win.

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 405938)

You should leave your snake at home.