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just don't see Snoop playing a stoolie, or being second banana to S&H, unless he gets a meaty subplot, where he can hit bitches with his shoe or some such

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What would your bedroom theme song be?

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I'm guessing "Disappointed" by PIL.

Geeba Geeba
 

Fuck the jet pack or "Book 'em, Dan-O"

But I'd love a monkey. Monkeys are cool. And to be even cooler, I'd call him George and buy a Yellow Hat, just so everyone would say "hey, thats Curious George and the Slave in the Yellow Hat"

To quote someone that I do not remember, "you can take any shitty commercial and make it funny by adding a monkey or a midget"

Think about it.

YellowHatyS

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Ha! I have a real dog who does all that plus a little doggie style luvin', if you know what I mean, and I would have been happy to share her with you, but when I asked, yo mama said she don't play that incest game. Anymore.

Sorry.

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It has to be Bow chicka Bow Bow

What else could it possibly be?

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Disturbing mental image. That's all.

Geeba Geeba
 

Concur. When I was boy, in my youth, one of neighbours had a monkey for a time. Had its own bedroom. Good times, indeed.

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I would convert for you.

But I think our relationship would be closer to the following, where you would be the:

http://www.tvland.com/shows/jefferso...s/charpic7.jpg

to my:

http://www.tvland.com/shows/jefferso...s/charpic1.jpg

Fringe would be:

http://www.tvland.com/shows/jefferso...s/charpic4.jpg

and bilmore would be:

http://www.tvland.com/shows/jefferso...s/charpic5.jpg (without the black chick, naturally).

Thurgreed(still haven't decided on my Ouisee)Marshall

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I guess men are stupid.

Wasting a wish on a monkey. Very Ross from Friends. He might have been able to arrange a menage before his first wife left him for the woman. Instead, he gets Marcel.

Less importantly, jet packs do exist. The problem is, most mechanical problems result in you plummetting to your death. Hence, the decreased popularity. Instead of a jet pack, how about a private jet with your own personal stewardess.

I've never wanted an afro or helmet hair. A car coat, yes. A muscle car, yes, but an afro? No. A much better wish: being friends with Snoop (or some other rapper if Snoop is not available.) Why hang out with real pimps and hos, when you can hang out with rappers and the hoochie mammas who love them? Six Four Impala included.




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I just read a review in the WSJ of The Literary Book of Economics by Michael Watts, and I'm wondering if anybody on this board has read it. The review left me intrigued, but I'm still on the fence and think I'd rather spend the $ on more David Sedaris.

I did finally got around to reading Me Talk Pretty One Day, and I almost choked I was laughing so hard. (I could barely keep my Appletini down and I almost spewed it all over my Kate Spade bag.) Just thinking about some of the stories makes my eyes water. I read it during my vacation and other passengers on the plane kept looking back at me with looks of either concern or annoyance -- apparently they thought I was crying. Naked was not as uproarious. I plan to buy his and Amy's other books, but wouldn't mind a capsule review from the other Sedaris fans on the board. Having heard Sedaris on NPR a couple of times, I would like to buy his books on tape.

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Am I the resident perv now?

Crap.

I wanted to be one of the resident sarcastic, funny guys...

Oh the irony.

Geeba Geeba
 

youth...boy...neighbor...monkey...bedroom...

This is starting to sound oddly familiar.

wilted, nttawwt
 

Don't sweat dude, its not all its cracked up to be, after all look at what happened to PLF.

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Who would've thought . . . it figures