Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 405925)

4 wheeler polo is an awesome sport.

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 405854)

Two reasons. First, I wear a variety of heel heights and that enables me to skip the platformed 5s if I know you're really 5'9". The ex-LMA was taller than me, but I stuck to ballet flats and kitten heels after I wore ridiculous heels and towered over him. Second, if you are going to tell me how much you weigh, then your height is actually relevant.

Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 405940)

Your friends sound like guys I used to hang out with in Houston.

Stories of fishing with pipe bombs and "peppering" friends while dove hunting seem less funny among my current friends.

But some did grow up in the state so spotlighting feral hogs is still considered the good lord's work.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405944)

I have no idea what "spotlighting feral hogs" is a metaphor for, but I know that my anaconda wants no part of it.

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405944)

I have no idea what "spotlighting feral hogs" is a metaphor for, but I know that my anaconda wants no part of it.

Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 405940)

But some did grow up in the state so spotlighting feral hogs is still considered the good lord's work.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 405943)

Ew. Ballet flats and kitten heels? Even midgets don't like to see tall women in those.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405948)

I think it means prowling for women at Purdue.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 405943)

Ew. Ballet flats and kitten heels? Even midgets don't like to see tall women in those.

Wear the heels.

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 405882)

Is this still your attempt at flirting? Maybe you could sit behind her and dip her ponytail in ink too?

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 405949)

Ugh, that stuff pisses me off.

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 405949)

Ugh, that stuff pisses me off.

We've had some feral hog problems for the first time this year, and our solution has generally been to stay the fuck away. The dogs aren't too happy about having to stay inside when we see the hogs in the field, but everyone's safer that way.

The babies are kinda cute, though.

Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs (Post 405955)

If you'll make lemonade from lemons, why not make sausage from your feral hog problem?

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405778)

I wear white v-necks under my dress shirts, but all the ones I've found are too fully cut for me. They bulk up around the torso. I can't find any slim-fit v-neck tees from Jockey or Hanes, but they both have slim-fit crew necks, which I don't wear that often.

Not really a fashion question since these shirts are never seen by anyone except for family.

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 405950)

Really?? if we're talking a hottie, i bet the reasonable midget will be open to ballet flats, kitten heels or, heaven help us, even bare feet.