LawTalkers - Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

Though maybe I should reconsider the Buick, given the company's spokesperson. You know that guy? He has some name of a large feline. I think it's Cheetah.

(HA! I kill me.)

Before you die, you might want to consider that they dropped him as too expensive some time ago.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

12-10-2009 09:15 PM

Re: I need a car

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Originally Posted by Adder (Post 410287)

Before you die, you might want to consider that they dropped him as too expensive some time ago.

Sell high; buy low. He may be in the range soon. Or maybe he'll be spokesperson for Tata.

sebastian_dangerfield

12-10-2009 09:18 PM

Re: It's a big enough umbrella.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410272)

(Not that any of my bodily fluids were going anywhere with another person's knowing involvement back then, anyway.)

The unknowing coming courtesy of quaaludes?

(You left the door ajar there and I'm feeling cheap... And a little goofy on this new Dogfish Head "Midas Touch" beer/wine/fluid-thing.)

cheval de frise

12-10-2009 09:18 PM

Re: I need a car

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 410289)

Sell high; buy low. He may be in the range soon. Or maybe he'll be spokesperson for Tata.

If he has a sense of humor he could shill for autonavigation systems. Or maybe bulletproof glass.

CDF

evenodds

12-10-2009 09:24 PM

Re: I need a car

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410292)

If he has a sense of humor he could shill for autonavigation systems. Or maybe bulletproof glass.

Or lumineers, as allegedly she knocked out a tooth with a cell phone.

(I hate that I know this.)

LessinSF

12-10-2009 09:28 PM

Re: It's a big enough umbrella.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410282)

"punk rock girl:" was her hair all fucked up weird?

She looked so wild, and she might have been dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Not Bob

12-10-2009 10:24 PM

I can't help falling in love with you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410282)

"punk rock girl:" was her hair all fucked up weird?

Only in comparison to the Farrah Flips that the cheerleaders and their acolytes sported. Think Mary Stuart Masterson in "Some Kind of Wonderful."

http://thewarrenreport.com/wp-conten...-wonderful.jpg

http://images.art.com/images/product...0/10101841.jpg

catrin_darcy

12-10-2009 10:42 PM

Re: I need a car

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 410247)

It's official -- Slave and Catrin are now an old married couple.

This is true. But -- thank God -- we have not yet descended to the rock bottom of discussing sunnybunny or her posts.

John Phoenix

12-10-2009 10:44 PM

Re: I resolve to call her up, a thousand times a day.

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410258)

My first car was a Buick Century. This may explain why the Punk Rock Girl (her car -- old Toyota Tercel with Brit Pop bumper stickers; she loved to drive her father's RX-7 instead, despite mocking the personalized plate) never said yes to a real date..

My first car was a Buick Century, too. But I have you beat in the uncool factor, as mine was a champagne colored station wagon.

Hank Chinaski

12-10-2009 11:30 PM

Re: I can't help falling in love with you.

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Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410298)

that's new wave chick. here's punk rock chick

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho...hotos/bowl.jpg

notcasesensitive

12-11-2009 12:52 AM

Re: Hello, fodder.

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 410150)

A woman was raped and murdered within a quarter mile of my apartment on Tuesday. I await word on how long the response time was from the time that her neighbor called 911 to tell them that a man was forcing his way into her house and the time that cops arrived on the scene. That has the potential to affect my relationship with my local cops.

Story here.

Sounds like it might not be a response time issue in this case. The update. Awful.

SlaveNoMore

12-11-2009 06:36 AM

Don't call it comeback

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 410247)

It's official -- Slave and Catrin are now an old married couple.

Well, I went down yonder ina' NY Nabe
Lived a cat named ThirdYearSlave
I wants ta tell ya'
Ah, the dude was rough and tough he would rant his stuff

Had the whole board scared to death
When he chose to rant, they all held their breath
He's a fightin' man, sure enough

And then Slave got himself a wife, now he leads a different life...

Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now
Married life done changed him somehow
He had that sweater, they all used to fear
Now they all call him non-lawyer, banker, Dear
Stronger than Reagan he declared
'Til some blonde-liberal woman dragged him here

Big Bad Slave don't fight anymore (No, no, no)
He avoids GGG an' postin' on that Board (Yes he is)
Well he used to go out drinkin', postin', lookin' for a fight
Now he gotta be with that sweet Liberal every night
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now

Aw, play it boys

(Clarinet Solo)

Aw, yeah!

Whoo!
I likes that, yeah ("Yeah," say I)

Ah, y-well, Big Bad Slave don't post anymore (No, he don't)
He's doin' the dishes 'n moppin' up that floor (Yes he is)
Well he used to go out drinkin', posting for a fight
Now he gotta give his sweet woman the internet every night

Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now (Doin' the dishes)
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now (Moppin' up that floor!)
Big Bad Slave is Sweet Slavey now

Cha!
Yeah!

Icky Thump

12-11-2009 07:48 AM

Evidently the FBI follows THE SAME Capitalization rules as People in my Office.

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Paul Adim, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

ETA: The same Capitalization RULES as Lawyers in my Office.

bold_n_brazen

12-11-2009 08:26 AM

Re: I can't help falling in love with you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Bob (Post 410298)

I had that haircut from 10th grade until my junior year in college.

barely_legal

12-11-2009 09:49 AM

Re: I still google Minnie from time to time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 410207)

A can of Spam, or
Post-menopause vagina?
Let's ask Barely's Mom!

Hardened concrete is a better metaphor. Something for you and your wife to look forward to.

greatwhitenorthchick

12-11-2009 10:06 AM

Sex

So I ended up trying the testosterone.
Holeee cow. Good stuff.

Gattigap

12-11-2009 10:14 AM

Re: Sex

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410315)

So I ended up trying the testosterone.
Holeee cow. Good stuff.

Just be careful there, Dr. Banner.

ABBAKiss

12-11-2009 10:20 AM

Re: Sex

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410315)

So I ended up trying the testosterone.
Holeee cow. Good stuff.

Tell me more.....

ABBAKiss

12-11-2009 10:23 AM

McDouche is McOver

I told McDouche to take a hike and he has left me alone for a few days now, refusing to even tell me (for example) how my daughter ate and slept during the day while he was watching her. He also defriended me on Facebook, which is hilarious for a lot of reasons.

Court date next Thursday! Yay - I'll get my money back that he stole and start my daughter's college fund. COURT ORDERED.

Of course, now I have new drama, but I won't bore you all with that. Not today. As a wise poster said, timing is everything, and today we are learning about GWINC's testosterone fueled sex, which trumps my dating drama. :)

barely_legal

12-11-2009 10:32 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

I think the board can handle your dating drama and GWNC's testerone sex simultaneously, as long as we drop the thread about my mother's vagina.

Replaced_Texan

12-11-2009 10:47 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

I'm glad he's seemingly out of your life. I hope he stays that way.

greatwhitenorthchick

12-11-2009 10:48 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

Well, I don't want to detract from your triumphant victory over McDouche (yay! hope the court date goes well!) but I have to say that it makes you horny beyond description -- like would make a goat look sexy -- so I would not advise taking it unless sex is inevitable (although I would imagine that masturbation still feels good). It's like instant orgasm and then another and then another -- maybe about 10 in a row, and they keep getting better. Pretty awesome. Actually, mind-blowingly awesome. And then I slept like a baby, got up full of energy, ran 5 miles instead of my usual 3 and trained after that and I'm still full of energy.

The directions say you can use it every day but I will not be doing that. Maybe once a week.

ABBAKiss

12-11-2009 10:51 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410321)

Describing Pure Bliss[/B]

Where can one obtain this item?

futbol fan

12-11-2009 10:52 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 410319)

i think the board can handle your dating drama and gwnc's testerone sex simultaneously, as long as we drop the thread about my mother's vagina.

futbol fan

12-11-2009 10:56 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410321)

but I have to say that it makes you horny beyond description -- like would make a goat look sexy

Goats are dead sexy anyway and never drive Buicks. So what?

http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...ntain-goat.jpg

greatwhitenorthchick

12-11-2009 10:58 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410322)

Where can one obtain this item?

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

Pretty Little Flower

12-11-2009 11:00 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410326)

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

Do you know any pro cyclists?

ABBAKiss

12-11-2009 11:04 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 410328)

Do you know any pro cyclists?

Hmmmm....I don't know pro cyclists, but I am related to some doctors with prescribing powers. Then again, I think if my sex drive gets any higher I am going to have to quit my job. So perhaps I should skip this one.

sebastian_dangerfield

12-11-2009 11:04 AM

Re: Don't call it comeback

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlaveNoMore (Post 410308)

You've a year of awful karma for putting that song in my head.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-11-2009 11:13 AM

Now I know how Tiger feels...

I just got busted by the Caribou lady as she was walking out of Caribou. I was holding a cup of Starbucks. She was not happy. I had to explain that I only go to SB on Fridays to treat myself to an old fashioned donut. I still feel guilty, though.

Hank Chinaski

12-11-2009 11:16 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 410336)

they don't sell the donut w/o a cuppa? I'd have to check with burger, but i think that's antitrust.

futbol fan

12-11-2009 11:17 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 410336)

Scumbag.

Fugee

12-11-2009 11:20 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 410318)

We're always up for drama!

I'm glad you had the talk with McDouche and hope he continues to stay away even after he gets done pouting.** He stole money from you too and you were even considering taking him back? Uff da.

**I predict however that he will not give up this easily so make a list of all the reasons why taking him back is a bad bad idea and keep it handy for when he starts trying to manipulate you again or you get lonely and think it wouldn't be so very bad.

John Phoenix

12-11-2009 11:23 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 410326)

I believe it's only available by prescription. I got it from my doctor.

What did the doctor diagnose that led to the prescription?

cheval de frise

12-11-2009 11:27 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 410336)

Your burning sensation is an upper-body phenomenon. Tiger's is lower down.

Unless you went bareback with the donut.

CDF

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-11-2009 11:31 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 410338)

they don't sell the donut w/o a cuppa? I'd have to check with burger, but i think that's antitrust.

They do, but I wasn't going to go to two different coffee chains. Lazy.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

12-11-2009 11:34 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 410344)

Your burning sensation is an upper-body phenomenon. Tiger's is lower down.

Unless you went bareback with the donut.

CDF

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?

Hank doesn't like it when you give me opportunities to quote Vonnegut.

evenodds

12-11-2009 11:35 AM

Re: McDouche is McOver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 410341)

.... make a list of all the reasons why taking him back is a bad bad idea and keep it handy for when he starts trying to manipulate you again or you get lonely and think it wouldn't be so very bad.

One of my best guy friends has been having a domestic situation for a while. This morning, it got worse (again) and he shot an email to us detailing exactly what she said and did.

If he fails to call this police this time, I may hire a plane flying a banner with choice excerpts to fly through his neighborhood or a town crier to stand near his office building.

I am glad to see we won't have to do the same for ABBA, who is too fabulous for McDouche's bullshit, and always has been.

Not Bob

12-11-2009 11:39 AM

Re: I can't help falling in love with you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 410310)

I had that haircut from 10th grade until my junior year in college.

I would bet cash money that that was an awesome look for you -- why the change junior year? Too edge-y for the boyfriend?

Gattigap

12-11-2009 11:42 AM

Re: Now I know how Tiger feels...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 410345)