LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Fuck that. Give me some credit for spreading the lameness around.

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Or is this your way of lamenting the fact that the cash register is no longer ringing with each post?

Hey, you missed some of my socks.

taxwonk

08-14-2003 07:27 PM

Synthetic Diamonds

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've heard he gets some action. Mainly when Closer by NIN is playing.

You brought your SO to the FB? Oh baby, you've just totally killed off your bangability score. Killed it like an animal.

Tax(bedroom theme song is Jumpin' with Symphony Sid)wonk

taxwonk

08-14-2003 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't forget the ENORMOUS roaches.

Oddly enough, most of them are now migrating rapidly towards NY.

Tax(mother?)wonk

Fugee

08-14-2003 07:36 PM

Mr. (Mystery) Man

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Man

It's like I live in Minnesota or something.

Is this who I think it is?

Nah, couldn't be. He wouldn't even know a Kate Spade bag from a paper bag.

NotFromHere

08-14-2003 07:37 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

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Originally posted by evenodds
I can admit this is getting a little out of hand.

I guess ltl claims to be the only non-Texan here, and she's an ex-Texan.

I have only been driven through Texas. So I guess it's just me today - the lone non-Texan/not-former-Texan. NotFromThere

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

08-14-2003 07:40 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
I can admit this is getting a little out of hand.

I guess ltl claims to be the only non-Texan here, and she's an ex-Texan.

Sheesh. And despite my upper-Midwestern roots, my family is about to be overrun by Texans as my sister is marrying one and joining her SO's motherjumping huge family. He says they're in the oil business for several generations... Is pretty much everybody there in the oil business??

ltl/fb

08-14-2003 07:43 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
I can admit this is getting a little out of hand.

I guess ltl claims to be the only non-Texan here, and she's an ex-Texan.

I'm still a Texan. The comment earlier was because rb made a comment about batteries (as if I didn't have power, and TX has power).

notcasesensitive

08-14-2003 07:46 PM

Synthetic Diamonds

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
You brought your SO to the FB? Oh baby, you've just totally killed off your bangability score. Killed it like an animal.

Tax(bedroom theme song is Jumpin' with Symphony Sid)wonk

I had a bangability score that wasn't already dead?! Cool.

n(actually the responsible party for Mr. Man posting here is pretermitted child)cs

TexLex

08-14-2003 07:49 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Is pretty much everybody there in the oil business??

Damn near. And so they will understand you, remember it's properly pronounced "aaal business."

-TL

notcasesensitive

08-14-2003 07:51 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Sheesh. And despite my upper-Midwestern roots, my family is about to be overrun by Texans as my sister is marrying one and joining her SO's motherjumping huge family. He says they're in the oil business for several generations... Is pretty much everybody there in the oil business??

Is the last name Ewing? I think I might have heard of them.

Yes. Everyone here is in the oil business. They hand an oil lease to every U-Haul that crosses the state line. And you have to take the bar to figure out what the hell it says.

n(and now I must run to my first ever IRL FB imaginary friend meeting)cs

TexLex

08-14-2003 07:57 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And you have to take the bar to figure out what the hell it says.

That didn't help me at all - I never took Oil and Gas and just guessed on the O&G essays. Come to think of it - I did the same with the rest of the test...

-T(time to go home)L

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

08-14-2003 07:58 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by TexLex
Damn near. And so they will understand you, remember it's properly pronounced "aaal business."

-TL

My sister's SO's already used the word root (as in foot), and that threw me... I'm just happy there's no real discernable accent in my family. If they had the thick Chi-kaw-go accent, future family get-togethers would be a horror show (moreso than they are already).

ltl/fb

08-14-2003 07:59 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yes. Everyone here is in the oil business. They hand an oil lease to every U-Haul that crosses the state line. And you have to take the bar to figure out what the hell it says.

It's part of a welcome package that also includes the hat, the boots and the spurs.

Socking_Up

08-14-2003 08:00 PM

Everything's Bigger in Tex

Quote:

Originally posted by TexLex
My secretary's ass has ballooned lately too, but I don't think that's a Texan influence, per se, just too many Big Macs.

a Tex-Ass, as it were.

ltl/fb

08-14-2003 08:01 PM

The FB: All Texas, All the Time

Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
My sister's SO's already used the word root (as in foot), and that threw me...

I thought that was an upper midwest thing, not a TX thing (uh instead of ooooo). I could be wrong. Not originally from TX.

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