Craigslist poll
 

You're in line behind Cedars Sinai and the Mayo Clinic, but we're all pulling for you, Thrasher.

The FB: All Texas, All the Time
 

You have sole custody, and can take the little puppy wherever you want.

All Things Whacking
 

His left hand probably doesn't know what the right is doing. At his age that's probably easily explained by early senility.

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Fuck, is somebody else using my dice? I may have to do a custom avatar of atm or something to really distinguish myself.

All Things Whacking
 

You're just jealous because you're not ambidextrous, which would double your dating pool.

The FB: All Texas, All the Time
 

I know exactly what you mean. I grew up in Austin, was schooled in Austin, and came to DC (for work). Its incredible how different it is up here. Being polite is the exception. When I say "thank you," people look at me funny. Its great when you are polite to opposing counsel and they just fidget. In some cases, you gain a psychological edge on opposing counsel playing the good ol' boy. "Mister" and "Ms." really pisses people off. It seems to me that anyone in a service industry up here (and I am), especailly retail or food service would make quite a mark and keep them coming back if it required its staff to smile and be polite.

In any case enjoy the music, Barton's, Threadgill's, Dirty's, Amy's Fredericksburg, Hamilton's Pool, the Country Line, and the best Tex Mex anywhere.

666

Onanerous Demands
 

While quite possibly true, the problem here was my painfully throbbing tendon on my mouse hand (which, probably not coincidentally, is my favored self-lovin hand) from scrolling through the same fucking post one millyun times as it is requoted and requoted and requoted only to be followed by what someone no doubt thinks is a pithy one-liner, but is in fact just a waste of pixels and bandwidth.

I understand that you, as the Lamest Poster of Them All, may take offense at this, but the Truth needs to be spaked. Thurgreed has tried before re the sixth lamest poster of all time, but the Word has apparently not filtered down to the teeming unwashed masses. The mortal sin of requoting lengthy posts just to make a stupid response is akin to the "LOL" or the "Check your e-mail" in the pantheon of crimes that will be weighed by St Peter or Satan or whomever the Mormons use to pick your level of heaven, probably Steve Young, since even the elders admit that Brigham Young was a wrong-headed bastard of a bigot.

You have been warned.

Less (got to check Craig's List for where the sluts are tonight because I have blisters on my palms) inSF

Talk about painfully ironic (was "Less")
 

I wish you would post more.

The FB: All Texas, All the Time
 

Hey, y'all come on down to Central PA. We have the pick up trucks, with gun racks. We have the guns. We have baseball caps. But, and this should make you happy, no one is friendly.

Talk about painfully ironic
 

Which is it? Are you always so conflicted?

Iron this
 

I am reminded of a joke:

Why did the feminist cross the road?

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to suck my dick.

Talk about painfully ironic (was "Less")
 

With just a little more thought, you could have said

"I wish you would post, Less"

And left SOME mystery.

Synthetic Diamonds
 

Actually, you were responding to your mischaracterization of my original statement, but that's okay.

My original point had been that there are male (or stereotypically male) things that can be purchased that are equivalent to big money diamonds: that at some point, while you can tell the difference in quality and expense if you try, most people don't bother to try.

I was also trying to pump SD for more details on how much he blew - uh, I mean spent on his beloved's rock by drawing his attention to the fact that his assertion that he could never spend more on a stereo might be false (unless, of course, he bought a Bennifer / Kobe class ring, in which case, congrats Mrs. D).

Onanerous Demands
 

this must be a problem for online porn.

Talk about painfully ironic (was "Less")
 

Well, that wasn't my intent -- admittedly, though, I did miss a chance. I was more focused on the concept of less (less) and more (lame) than on the words themselves.

Anyhoo, there might not be mystery, but judging by Less's response, there is confusion. Or maybe not.