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taxwonk

11-05-2009 07:43 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 405809)

I won't truly be able to gloat about how awesome and fulfilled I am until I have kids though, right?

That's right. What's taking you so fucking long?

Hank Chinaski

11-05-2009 08:05 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 405940)

your friends sound like guys i used to hang out with in houston.

ijtuimmalb

Hank Chinaski

11-05-2009 08:07 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 405949)

The babies are kinda cute, though.

like grinches? atticus's sister had lots more dates in high school than she gets now, like 15 some nights.

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-05-2009 08:17 PM

Re: Short People Got No Reason

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 405959)

No one said anything negative about bare feet.

It seemed a step down from shoes. I suppose it depends on the context.

taxwonk

11-05-2009 08:48 PM

Re: Short People Got No Reason

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405933)

Translation: How come the hot chicks never like the fat guys who talk well?

You keep on telling yourself that, Skinny.

Hank Chinaski

11-05-2009 09:13 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 405944)

I have no idea what "spotlighting feral hogs" is a metaphor for, but I know that my anaconda wants no part of it.

"let me ask you a question. ever wonder why pee and poo and lovin all happen within a two inch radius of each other?"

Paulie Walnuts

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-05-2009 11:06 PM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 405972)

"let me ask you a question. ever wonder why pee and poo and lovin all happen within a two inch radius of each other?"

Paulie Walnuts

Speaking of which area.....

"I stick mother fuckin' provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning."

Silvio Dante

1436	11-06-2009 09:36 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 405949)

Ugh, that stuff pisses me off.

We've had some feral hog problems for the first time this year, and our solution has generally been to stay the fuck away. The dogs aren't too happy about having to stay inside when we see the hogs in the field, but everyone's safer that way.

The babies are kinda cute, though.

We've had feral hog problems for decades. They will destroy acres of good pasture in just a few months. You may want to be a bit more active in dealing with them or they will set up camp and stay.

Choose your weapon carefully. Those things don't drop easily and they tend to get mad when shot.

For as long as I can remember they are the only justification for keeping a gun in the truck at all times. Snakes are a necessary part of the ecosystem, in most cases. Javelina are OK if smoked long enough, but are a bit lean for sausage. Everything else you may want to shoot has a season. Feral hogs are a nuisance and our neighbors would consider us negligent if if we didn't keep them at bay.

1436	11-06-2009 09:39 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 405956)

I had a wild boar sloppie joe and several glasses of Isidor La Trappe off the tap last. no complaints. Do feral hogs taste like the cinghiale?

Feral hogs taste more like domesticated pig than wild boar because they are domesticated pigs that have gone feral. Good filler for venison sausage.

1436	11-06-2009 09:41 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 405961)

ijtuimmalb

Do I need to have sex with horses to understand this?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-06-2009 10:08 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 405986)

We've had feral hog problems for decades. They will destroy acres of good pasture in just a few months. You may want to be a bit more active in dealing with them or they will set up camp and stay.

Do we even use pasture anymore? I thought we fed all livestock bushel after bushel of corn.

notcasesensitive

11-06-2009 10:10 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 405988)

Do I need to have sex with horses to understand this?

You just have to be at least a mid-timer, newb. [insert tension breaking emoticon here]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

1436	11-06-2009 10:17 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 405991)

Do we even use pasture anymore? I thought we fed all livestock bushel after bushel of corn.

I'm not a rancher, just a property owner. The guy who runs cattle on our land runs cattle on several thousand acres in the area and makes out a decent living.

My understanding is that they raise the cattle to a certain age and then take them to a feed lot to be fattened, by the method you mention, before butchering.

Most of the beef in our freezer actually comes from another part of the state where another family member raises a few calves every year and lets us buy one at a bit under market price. They never see a feed lot and go straight from pasture (with some hand feeding) to butchering. Due to the drought this summer he sold the calves early on when his pasture was hurting and the cost of feed and hay sky rocketed. Luckily the acorn harvest looks good so the deer should be fat in a few weeks.

1436	11-06-2009 10:20 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 405992)

You just have to be at least a mid-timer, newb.

Were those first five months that spectacular?

Obviously, I should have paid more attention over the last 6 years. I too want to throw up a bit in my mouth.

notcasesensitive

11-06-2009 10:28 AM

Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks

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Originally Posted by 1436 (Post 405996)

Were those first five months that spectacular?

Obviously, I should have paid more attention over the last 6 years. I too want to throw up a bit in my mouth.

Clearly you missed the emoticon.

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