LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Concur. However, because it's Friday:

A buddy of mine works for one of the oil companies and therefore travels periodically to Houston. He keeps pestering me about seeking patent protection for a wonderful invention he's thought of, which he calls a "pool cooler."

Though sadly sketchy on the details to his invention, he has observed that of the backyard pools in Houston (of which there are apparently many), the summer days are so hot and so long that the pool water becomes -- well -- warm as bathwater. He is convinced that finding a solution which keeps a poolfull of water cold, or at least pleasurably cool, in Houston alone will make him fabulously wealthy.

He has rejected my suggestion of simply opening an ice company and making about 1/4 poolfull ice deposits on a weekly basis.

Gatti(e/o et al, perhaps I can come visit in the fall. The late fall)gap

LessinSF

08-15-2003 02:57 PM

Onanerous Demands

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
this must be a problem for online porn.

Quite. But I have discovered the solution, which I will share for free with the rest of you to serve the greater happiness of the world, because no one (around here at least) apperars to be following my suggestion to Blow Me For America. To wit, one opens up several windows of good, salacious mega-kilobyte pics and, then, one alt-tabs among them with the left hand while assuaging one's biologic cravings with the right. It is a delicate ballet that takes time to master (heh, heh), but the reward is worth it - a sticky mess hopefully aimed well onto the (previously placed and arranged) strip of toilet paper runway that runs from the base of the shaft to under the chin.

leagleaze

08-15-2003 03:05 PM

Iron this

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Originally posted by LessinSF
to suck my dick.

You know Less baby, when you talk like that, it turns me on.

Gattigap

08-15-2003 03:05 PM

Onanerous Demands

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Quite. But I have discovered the solution, which I will share for free with the rest of you to serve the greater happiness of the world, because no one (around here at least) apperars to be following my suggestion to Blow Me For America.

From what follows, I can't imagine why.

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To wit, one opens up several windows of good, salacious mega-kilobyte pics and, then, one alt-tabs among them with the left hand while assuaging one's biologic cravings with the right. It is a delicate ballet that takes time to master (heh, heh), but the reward is worth it - a sticky mess hopefully aimed well onto the (previously placed and arranged) strip of toilet paper runway that runs from the base of the shaft to under the chin.

As I've said before, you should kiss Leagl for starting this site. (So long as you don't point that thing at her, you should be fine).

leagleaze

08-15-2003 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I love you, leagl. Thanks!

I was going to PM this but then realized I wanted to share it with the whoooooole world.

I love you too. However, I am quite upset to learn you have a love child with someone else.

ltl/fb

08-15-2003 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
I love you too. However, I am quite upset to learn you have a love child with someone else.

Apparently I got RP pregnant by PMing with her. She has sole custody (not just while pregnant, but after it's born, too).

Not Bob

08-15-2003 03:10 PM

Note to self -- remember the concept of "plausible deniability."

From Slate's "Dear Prudie" -- I figure the guy may post here, so...

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Dear Prudence,
My husband received an e-mail at our home e-mail address from an online dating service. I did a little snooping and found that my husband actually had a profile with a lot of personal information on it, including his job and his salary. His password was even the name of our dog. I confronted him about it, and he denied ever having anything to do with it. He said he had never heard of this site and never filled out a profile. When I asked him how they got all of this information, he said he didn't know and thought perhaps it was someone playing a joke. He even went as far as to name a few individuals who may have done this. The only problem is that these people would have no idea how much he makes or any of the other personal information. And they would have no reason to do this to him or to me. I'm still very upset about it. The profile indicated that he was interested in a physical relationship/fling, but our sex life is great. What do I do?

—Extremely Uneasy

Dear Ex,
Agreed, this does not look good for your husband. The dog's name as a password … maybe … but the salary and other personal information is unlikely to be known by friends. And this would be a prank very different in spirit from receiving a pizza you did not order. For whatever it's worth, you aren't the only one dealing with this situation. In your case, however, because you say your sex life is good and your husband has denied, denied, denied being on a cybersearch for sex, assume that your discussion has served as a warning, and continue as if nothing has happened. Until something does.

—Prudie, vigilantly

leagleaze

08-15-2003 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently I got RP pregnant by PMing with her. She has sole custody (not just while pregnant, but after it's born, too).

Oh...ok. Well, in that case, please stop PMing with me. I don't really want a love child right now, and apparently your sperm??? is very powerful.

ltl/fb

08-15-2003 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh...ok. Well, in that case, please stop PMing with me. I don't really want a love child right now, and apparently your sperm??? is very powerful.

My eggs are so powerful they merge with other eggs to form a zygote. I think that's what it's called. The child will, of course, be a girl. Who needs Y.

robustpuppy

08-15-2003 03:14 PM

Note to self

Change lawtalkers and yahoo email passwords.

leagleaze

08-15-2003 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My eggs are so powerful they merge with other eggs to form a zygote. I think that's what it's called. The child will, of course, be a girl. Who needs Y.

Oh, I don't know, little boys are cute and charming. Actually men are cute and charming. Of course, if I dated men, I probably wouldn't find them cute and charming.

Go figure.

This is probably the solution to the male female problem we have in our society. Straight men and lesbians should date. And gay men and straight women should date. I think I have just discovered the reason for homosexuality, and it is this.

God loves a good practical joke.

Gattigap

08-15-2003 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
This is probably the solution to the male female problem we have in our society. Straight men and lesbians should date.

Now you're on to something! :waggle:

(Though, I thought this was the operating premise of Gigli. Not a good leading indicator.)

leagleaze

08-15-2003 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Now you're on to something! :waggle:

(Though, I thought this was the operating premise of Gigli. Not a good leading indicator.)

See there, Gigli is just ahead of its time. A brilliant piece of movie making no one can truly understand.

100 years from now, people will rave about how wonderful it was and how foolish we people in the early 21st century were.

All except for me. I have seen the light.

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