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I love this series on MTV.

If you get a chance, check out "I want to be a triathlete."

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And now I get to respond to the much earlier discussion of bad dating experiences.

I tried this, repeatedly, in college. Doesn't work. Gets very frustrating. And the possible permutations of envy/jealousness/disappointment etc. when eyes wander can create surreal situations.

But she really does have a hell of a sense of humor, doesn't she?

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I believe that Shape Shifter has seen the same light. Were you two on a drug trip together or something?

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Yeah I know. It never does work. Despite best efforts to the contrary.


I don't think so, I didn't see any reptiles around the last time I was tripping.

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That's strange. I can't remember ever tripping without seing reptiles. I thought they were a fundamental part of the experience.

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You caught me, I've never tripped...unless you count falling down my front stairs, which I have a tendency to do a lot.

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Somewhere I was told that I am a lesbian but with a penis....So if any of you lezzies are game, I've got the time.

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Yeah, we never hear that one. :rolleyes:

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I just flew in from Chicago, and boy are my arms tired.

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Leagl is lying. I had just met with my South American Reptile Import Specialist and had a fresh vat of Bufo toads. We were licking toads like there was no tomorrow, one right after the other. We were trippin' serious balls, as was fellow toadlicker Roger Ebert, who writes of Gigli:

It is so rare to find dialogue of such originality and wit, so well written, that even though we know the exchange basically involves actors showing off, they do it so well, we let them.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/ebert...-gigli01f.html

Bufo toads or no, there's some heavy shit goin' down in Gigli. Bull, cow.

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I sense a historical revisionist starting a campaign for the Supreme Court.

And I'll bet you've always paid social security taxes for your householder workers, too, haven't you?

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First of all, I would never have household workers. I would never, in such a way, demean my fellow man (or woman) by making him (or her) clean my home. But, if I did have any household workers, not only would I pay their social security taxes, but I would make sure they were legal. And if they were illegal, I would work with the system to help them, because certainly, if I were to hire such people, they would be coming from terrible circumstances and need the help of our great, american society, but legally.

I will admit, I did smoke pot, and I did inhale, but it was just in an experimental phase, and after all, if we don't experiment when we are young, it makes us regret it when we are older and do silly things. But since I made my mistakes before I was 21, and have, since that age, behaved quite well, there should be no problems at all. None. Zero. Zip.

No skeletons in my closet, if you'll pardon the pun.

Thank you for your attention. And be assured, whatever your political views are, I support them.

God bless you all, and God Bless America!

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So you want to date straight men? I didn't think that was a combination leagle mentioned as ideal. I thought it was supposed to be cross gender preference and cross gender. But maybe I'm confused.

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Bus passengers' monkey puzzle

A stray monkey has barged onto a bus in Holland.

When the bus stopped in Tilburg-noord, to let three women and two men on, it pushed past them.

It then ran to the back and sat down.

The bus driver asked the passengers to leave while he phoned the police.

One passenger, who refused to be identified, said: "We didn¹t panic at all, since the monkey didn't show any agressive behaviour."

Police later took it to a nearby safari park. Zookeepers think the animal escaped from a private property, where he was held illegally.

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Congratulations. You've just insulted and alienated the atheist vote.