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Yeah, who cares. Godless heathens.

Belle and Sebastian break
 

We interrupt your regularly scheduled posts to bring you the following:

HAPPY BELLE & SEBASTIAN:

We lay on the bed there
Kissing just for practice
Could we please be objective?
Cause the other boys are queuing up behind us
A hand over my mouth
A hand over the window
Well, if I remain passive and you just want to cuddle
Then we should be ok, and we won't get into trouble
Cause we're seeing other people
At least that's what we say we are doing
--(Belle & Sebastian, Seeing Other People)

SAD BELLE & SEBASTIAN:

He had a stroke at the age of 24
It could have been a brilliant career
Selling lies to the boys with the old Dansettes
Pulling the wool, playing the fool, it's no wonder that
He is dribbling spit tonight
And the one he sent away
Was the only one who stayed
With a spoon and a decent book
And you can tell by the way she looks he is sorry and resigned
As he wets himself for the final time
--(Belle & Sebastian, It Could Have Been a Brilliant Career)

SADDEST BELLE & SEBASTIAN:

He raped me in the chalet lines
The girl I shared with was away for the night
I couldn't get up for my shift today
I'll have to leave the camp now anyway
I'll go to London there's a mate of mine I know
she'll give me a place
Full of woe and further to go
She caught the bus
"Oh I'll go anywhere"
She caught the bus
Her face was just a smear on the pane
--(Belle & Sebastian, The Chalet Lines)

You may now return to your regularly scheduled posts.

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Not to mention shamelessly pandered to the wingnuts...

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You think we take that to be an insult?

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Be nice to future Pres. Leagl. Only the stick-up-their-asses-as-if-they're-fundamentalist-Christians-who-want-to-keep-Harry-Potter-off-the-shelves-to-avoid-their-children-becoming-witches atheists would be insulted or alienated. I don't particularly believe in G/god(s) (though I don't think it's impossible that there is one or more) but I'm willing to have someone wish me to be blessed by something that doesn't exist.

Feel the love.

Edited to pluralize God or god.

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How is a lesbian supposed to win the wingnut vote if she isn't, herself Godly? And we know lesbians can be godly, cause they don't do that nasty thing gay men do. Ok well some lesbians do, but I don't. Because I am pure and holy, and all that.

And I even gave some water to a bunch of homophobic protesters, proving I can turn the other cheek, and even though I am Jewish, be very Christian.


Goodness, I would hope not.

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Yeah but that kid was wicked fat. I kinda liked the BMX girl and her quest to do a backflip. She's got bigger cojones than me.

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I thought she was just calling us.

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You can't decorate worth a damn either, huh?

Performance Artist Sues Enquirer
 

True love conquers all!

Antonella Santini (stage name: Felicia) is suing the Nat'l Enquirer for the outrageous and salacious untruths printed by the vile supermarket smut peddlers.

"The true story is that ... Affleck visited Brandi's and during his visit, plaintiff and other dancers danced for Affleck and other patrons in Brandi's VIP room," the lawsuit said. "Contrary to the Enquirer's reports, Plaintiff did not engage in any sex acts with Affleck."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ple_affleck_dc

Jen & Ben 4ever!

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On the contrary. My home is the envy of all the other lesbians, even gay men are impressed upon wandering into my home. The colour, the art work, the organization. Yes, I am the Martha Stewart of lesbians. But, of course, I don't do anything illegal.

In fact, I think I will just sell all my stock now, and therefore, not have to worry about any of that nastiness. And I will donate the proceeds to a variety of charities, both pro life and pro choice, as well as those in support of freedom of religion (or freedom of lack of religion if that is your choice - sorry preference.)

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That will be an interesting damages case.

Penultimate TAR
 

Well last night's Amazing Race was okee dokee. What with everyone knowing that it wasn't an elimination round, it was pretty much a bunch of pretty pictures of modestly pretty people doing things with pretty animals and dune buggies. But when Jon rolled his dune buggy, I was quite amused. Any predictions about next week? I'm confident that everyone will be on the same flight back to the US, and whoever gets the luckiest with taxicabs will win. It'll be interesting to see if the detour and/or roadblock are before or after the 16 hour flight back home.

And Chip is a doofus. I'm going to let him have it when I meet him in 2 weeks at the Yale alum event.

Thunderbirds are go!!
 

Not only do I have the distraction of the FB this afternoon, I am now enjoying out my window the sights and sounds of a practice performance of the Air Force's Precision Aerobatic Flying Team, The Thunderbirds...

I love Air and Water Show weekend. That is all.

Performance Artist Sues Enquirer
 

Right on! It makes her look sooooo much better that she just ground her boobs right in his face for money instead of actually having sex him for money. Her mom must be so proud!