Some People Shouldn't Breed, but apparently already have, twice.
 

Because the right never criticizes coverage of WaPo or NYT, and frequently jumps all over Fox for being biased. You, in particular, frequently post stuff by Fox and rip it apart, exposing biases.
It is my understanding that she has had sex with more than one male, perhaps even more than one in a given week. Therefore, she must like rough sex and her loins must be hardened and callused, not tender.

Kobe's Juice
 

Colorado has adopted the FRE as its rules of evidence. Rule 412(b)(1)(A) permits the admission of the victim's past sexual activity solely to prove that the source of the victim's injuries or other physical evidence (i.e. semen) are sexual partners other than the defendant.

In this age of DNA, I imagine it's tough getting a "not my semen" theory past a motion in limine.

Some People Shouldn't Breed, Part MCMXXIVIII
 

OK, I can't let this go. I tried.
Only sleazy lawyers use words in this manner...
Hayes smeared "boiling hot, greasy french fries" on his face, said State's Attorney Douglas F. Gansler.
"The boy was scared to death," Gansler said. "It is incomprehensible to think that an adult would attack a child of any age in such a manner."
After the assault, the boy's eyes were swollen, Gansler said. Although he suffered no serious physical injuries, "we don't know what kind of emotional and psychological damage he's had," Gansler said.

OK, if getting french fries rubbed in your face causes psychological damage, this kid's going to have a hell of a tough life on the playground.

Boiling hot greasy french fries - won't McDonald's object to their product being portrayed this way?

Some People Shouldn't Breed, but apparently already have, twice.
 

This is not an improvement on the sex talk. Keep trying though.

Some People Shouldn't Breed, but apparently already have, twice.
 

Would adding "scarred" help?

Some People Shouldn't Breed, but apparently already have, twice.
 

Those are my non-existence left wing socks. They don't count.


I'm oddly turned on. I'll be back in two and two.

Some People Shouldn't Breed, Part MCMXXIVIII
 

I'm thinking it would be good for Thurgreed since his therapeutic insights allow him to read me like a Dr. Seuss book.

Beer before Vicar, never sicker.
 

Fiji villagers to offer apology to descendants of missionary they ate in 1867.

My question is, was he a Baker or a friar?

Kobe's Juice
 

Can you avoid the repeat posts? You said this exact same thing already.

TM

Beer before Vicar, never sicker.
 

apology? maybe. or maybe they've heard enough from the grandparents about the food in the old days, and are ordering for delivery:

"The chief of the village, on the island of Viti Levu, has invited the missionary's descendants in Britain to attend next month's ceremony, "

Some People Shouldn't Breed, Part MCMXXIVIII
 

Dr. Seuss is much more complex.

TM

General Tso's Chicken
 

So let me get this straight. A Chinese astronaut is called a taikonaut? When did the Friends script writers start working for the Chinese Space Agency?

From the USA Today article:

"Selected shortly before takeoff, veteran Chinese fighter pilot Yang Liwei, 38, spent most of Wednesday hurtling around the planet. He made a planned orbital shift in the afternoon and stopped work only to rest and eat Chinese food designed especially for space travel, according to Xinhua."

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2...na-space_x.htm

a[bing]V

Response to Atticus on the Early Church
 

Note to AG and Fugee--There is a separate Greedy Religion board on which you can continue this discussion.*















Oh yeah, there isn't, due to lack of interest. You could use the PM button though.

Thanks.

L(I know I don't post anything interesting, but at least I do it in very few words)FM

Awful plastic surgery
 

Reports say that J.Lo had her lips reduced. Mmm, shouldn't she have started a little lower?

I love this headline - Aliens kidnapped Marie Osmond and stretched her face. It's the first picture.

awfulplasticsurgery.com

My Acceptance Speech for Winning the Parody Contest
 

[Visibly surprised when reaching the podium]

[Flinty's eyes glazed while clutching the award statuette, shaped like a mini- alanis morrisette humping a burberry handbag]

Wow....thank you, thank you. I wasn't expecting this. It has been a great honor to be part of such a wonderful contest, and with such great and talented competitors. I have always been a big fan of Atticus' posts, at least the posts that I actually understood, so this is truly a special moment. [Flinty waves at Atticus in the audience] Let's give AG a round of applause...Stand up and take a bow Atticus, go on, stand up. [Camera pans to Atticus mouthing "Blow me" in Aramaic] And Thurgreed, where is Thurgreed? [camera pans to TM wearing full Yankee regalia, hat and headphones] Thurgreed, in a world of rain, you are a ray of sunshine and hope. Your perpetual optimism is an inspiration to us all. [Camera pans to Thurgreed, who is too busy staring at Thrasher's seat]

Gosh, there's so many people I have to thank. First of all, Leagl, thanks for putting on the contest, PLF for retirning, Penske and his many many supporters, and my agent, e/o (the check's the mail). Finally, I'd like to give a shout out to God, because without him/her/it/them, I wouldn't have been here.

[Get off the stage music plays, Flinty escorted away]