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1436 11-06-2009 12:29 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 405997)
Clearly you missed the emoticon.
They confuse me. Even when typed. Especially when typed?

1436 11-06-2009 12:32 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 406004)
Well, part of the "hide instead of shoot" plan analysis was that the only weapons we had on hand were shotguns. They would have just pissed them off.
Buy slugs. Buck shot will kill them, but it takes more time.

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I suspect the ranch manager, whose arsenal is larger, has pig roasts fairly regularly.
Or pays his hands in pork.

1436 11-06-2009 12:34 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 406008)
I'm having a problem with feral associates. Buckshot?
See previous response to RT. Same, same, minus tusks. At least, most associates don't have tusks.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-06-2009 01:04 PM
Speaking of Asses...
 
http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/u...s/Nice_ass.jpg

Ladies, when you are wearing a shorter skirt, and you walk up an escalator or stairs to the El, just know that we men, without even consciously doing it, will look up your skirt.* I wasn't even aware of it yesterday until *bam* it was right there in my field of vision.

*this is not accurate. I didn't actually intend to look up the skirt. It was just there, staring right at me...

I'm really trying hard to not sound like a pervert here.

Atticus Grinch 11-06-2009 01:10 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406003)
Seeing this episode in reruns always bothers me, because after seeing her tits in the craptastic Heaven's Prisoners (released like 2-3 years after this episode), I knew they were the opposite of spectacular.
In her defense, "spectacular" is enough of a weasel word that the mere fact they were on display in a Hollywood movie, or made a plot point on a top rated sitcom, qualifies them as a spectacle. Like saying someone's breasts are "remarkable," you've just made it unfalsifiable.

Think.
About.
Tits.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-06-2009 01:33 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 406010)
so. episode after episode Kramer is accepting and cool with all types of people. you sit through that.
That's because there is no Michael Richards. Michael Richards can suck it. He might as well be dead. But Kramer is immortal.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 11-06-2009 01:36 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 406035)
In her defense, "spectacular" is enough of a weasel word that the mere fact they were on display in a Hollywood movie, or made a plot point on a top rated sitcom, qualifies them as a spectacle. Like saying someone's breasts are "remarkable," you've just made it unfalsifiable.

Think.
About.
Tits.
Sorry. I stopped about 180 degrees into your circular reasoning.

TM

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-06-2009 01:40 PM
Re: Speaking of Asses...
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 406034)
http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/u...s/Nice_ass.jpg

Ladies, when you are wearing a shorter skirt, and you walk up an escalator or stairs to the El, just know that we men, without even consciously doing it, will look up your skirt.* I wasn't even aware of it yesterday until *bam* it was right there in my field of vision.

*this is not accurate. I didn't actually intend to look up the skirt. It was just there, staring right at me...

I'm really trying hard to not sound like a pervert here.
I'll take 5-10 minutes and wait at the bottom of the stairs/escalator until a prime candidate comes along. Of course during the wait I'll be thinking about something client related and billing accordingly. Ca-ching!

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-06-2009 01:46 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406037)
That's because there is no Michael Richards. Michael Richards can suck it. He might as well be dead. But Kramer is immortal.

TM
How do you reconcile his participation in CYE this season?

Also, in the life imitating art (probably imitating life) department, I was out to lunch last week and split the tab with my dining partner and froze when he asked me how much tip I was leaving........

PresentTense Pirate Penske 11-06-2009 01:49 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406038)
Sorry. I stopped about 180 degrees into your circular reasoning.

TM
I'm good with B cup (really C, but I strive to be non-biased and inclusive in public fora) and above and from there, appreciate, to the appropriate extent, each and every breast for its unique qualities.

Atticus Grinch 11-06-2009 02:43 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 406038)
Sorry. I stopped about 180 degrees into your circular reasoning.
I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!

greatwhitenorthchick 11-06-2009 02:53 PM
Re: Speaking of Asses...
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 406034)
http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/u...s/Nice_ass.jpg

Ladies, when you are wearing a shorter skirt, and you walk up an escalator or stairs to the El, just know that we men, without even consciously doing it, will look up your skirt.* I wasn't even aware of it yesterday until *bam* it was right there in my field of vision.

*this is not accurate. I didn't actually intend to look up the skirt. It was just there, staring right at me...

I'm really trying hard to not sound like a pervert here.
Perv.

greatwhitenorthchick 11-06-2009 02:54 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 406052)
I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!
I was not aware of this board tradition. I thought there was equal-opportunity rudeness here.

Perhaps I am whiffing.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-06-2009 02:54 PM
Re: Speaking of Asses...
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 406058)
Perv.
Damnit!

Flinty_McFlint 11-06-2009 03:08 PM
Re: Lawyer Dating Sucks
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 406052)
I learned recently from robustpuppy's Facebook page that there is apparently a longstanding board tradition of being ruder to me than other posters here. I did not realize this tradition existed. All this time I thought all the other posters were as perpetually butt-hurt as I, so imagine my surprise! Me being a pretty indiscriminate fan of traditions whatever form they take, I'll just take this opportunity to say I'm a good sport, so have at it!
Are you coming on to the board? Everyone except Hank can see through that one.


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