Scott Weiland Clean and Sober
 

Okay, maybe not, but he has managed to avoid jail time --

NEW YORK (Billboard) -- Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland has been sentenced to three years probation in Pasadena, California, following a May arrest on two felony drug possession charges.

He will be required to continue counseling and rehab sessions, as well as submit to random drug testing. His sentence was handed down on Thursday.

Weiland, 35, was arrested during a routine traffic stop on May 17 in Burbank, California, after police allegedly spotted drug paraphernalia inside the car. He and the driver of the car, 29-year-old Jennifer Lynn Sires, were later charged with cocaine and heroin possession.

Similar drug charges sent Weiland to prison in 1999, after he repeatedly violated his probation and failed to complete a rehab program. "Scott is doing very well, thanks everybody for their support and is looking forward to making the Velvet Revolver album to be released early next year," according the artist's publicist.

Speaking of Tori Spelling...
 

The OC - a troubled youth from the wrong side of the tracks, thrown into the criminal justice system, is taken home to Orange County by his rich, good-looking criminal defense attorney, who sees that the kid could be put straight with a little love and understanding.

Gag inducing?

I Love the 70's
 

I cannot fathom why they wasted 10 minutes discussing the blatant drug references in "H.R. Pufnstuff" but couldn't put out the same effort for the Willy Wonka movie. I mean, geez.

They should just do the show with Hal Sparks, Mo Rocca, Michael Ian Black, and the bald white guy from ESPN. Everybody else has nothing to ass. The chick formerly on TDS is great eye candy --- she's the blonde Tina Fey --- but she's only about 60% funny, which isn't enough to make the cut.

The Simple Life
 

Just turn the lights off already. No six-pack required, although it might not hurt.

Tori would be the Man-Ho equivalent of working at a sweatshop instead of a lifestyle firm. You got to suck it up, but if you can do it, you get the goodies.

Speaking of Tori Spelling...
 

Give them a break. They were from Minnesota.

Speaking of Tori Spelling...
 

Agreed. Under the circumstances, we should give them a medal just for not being motherjumpin' huge.

The Simple Life
 

I think they call it a yacht. Besides most of the Kennedy women marry money don't they? They don't marry the back-up dancers (like some women we know). Look at Maria the potential soon to be Mrs. California. And speaking of Maria, I saw her picture on the cover of this week's People (while I was in line at the supermarket last night) and she claims to be 47, and I know people who are 47, and if that picture was touched-up in any way, that woman is either waaay older, or that's 47 years of really hard living. Of course having a half dozen of Arnold's spawn probably sucked the life out of her.

The Simple Life
 

And with the exception of Mrs. Ahnold - they all seem to have public interest (no pay) jobs. Gotta have some $$$ left in the till.

britney
 

Has this been discussed already? I think she looks cute enough, but the dress does nothing for her, although the fashion police seem to disagree with me.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashio...42,639,00.html
(britney pic)

britney
 

The cocktail waitresses at Caesar's Palace wear the same outfit! Only they make them wear their hair up.

britney
 

I keep seeing her on t.v. asking me if I'm ready for her. Or football. Or her and football. And Aerosmith. Didn't we do that already during a superbowl half-time show? It wasn't so great the first time around.

I say bring back Up with People.

aV

The Simple Life
 

Which hardly makes up for the fact that he was a repulsive toad.

Please don't tell me you're a member of the League of Rich Fat Furry Ugly Bald Guys Who Truly Believe Women Are Physically Attracted To Them.

Mecha-Bridezilla
 

While your wedding reception should reflect your personal family values, you might want to class it up a notch if your family values include going apeshit and getting arrested. Brides like this give Connecticut a bad name.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...age_wxs116.jpg

The Simple Life
 

repulsive is relative; if your last crush's brains ended up in your lap, you can better deal with a toad going there next

Connecticut Weddings
 

Here's a link to a great story. Check out the mugshot of the bride! If I had tats like that, I might choose a different dress.

http://www.WTNH.com/Global/story.asp?s=1406853

str8 missin' the CT.